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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.





What will happen when The Rock and CM Punk address The Shield?
Just two days before their WWE Championship Match at Royal Rumble, The Rock and WWE Champion CM Punk have each made it clear that they will journey to SmackDown tonight at 8/7 CT on Syfy. The Straight Edge Superstar has stated that he will call out The Shield on the blue brand, while The People’s Champion will address being attacked by Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns on Monday’s Raw.

Will Big Show launch a preemptive assault on Del Rio before Sunday’s showdown?
There is no love lost between World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio and his irate No. 1 contender Big Show. If it wasn’t enough that Del Rio captured the giant’s illustrious championship gold, Del Rio has made constant attempts to humiliate the giant ever since, causing their rivalry to grow more and more bitter by the moment. With their World Title Last Man Standing rematch at Sunday’s Royal Rumble looming, The World’s Largest Athlete could very well be rapidly reaching his breaking point, as he displayed by decimating Zack Ryder on Raw.

Is Team Hell No going soft at the wrong time?
It has been a rough road, but on Monday’s Raw, WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No graduated from Dr. Shelby’s anger management program — Kane and Daniel Bryan not only “hugged it out,” but they also led the WWE Universe in a worldwide hug fest. Still, one could make the argument that the duo’s anger issues have played a crucial part in their WWE Tag Team Title reign. So are they going soft at the wrong time? A title defense at Sunday’s Royal Rumble against the very dangerous Team Rhodes Scholars will demand many things of the improbable twosome, but hugging is likely not one of them. In addition, both competitors will be out to reign supreme in the Royal Rumble Match, a contest in which unpredictable rage can often be a Superstar’s only friend. Will Team Hell No re-establish themselves as a force of pure intimidation on SmackDown?

How will Sheamus gain momentum as he seeks back-to-back wins in the Royal Rumble Match?
“Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Shawn Michaels, Hulk Hogan … Sheamus? At Sunday’s Royal Rumble Match, Sheamus will have an opportunity to engrave his name next to true legends of the squared circle, when he vies for an incredible repeat win in the annual over-the-top-rope classic. After falling just short to Dolph Ziggler’s time in Raw’s Beat the Clock Challenge, The Celtic Warrior will be looking to regain momentum heading into Sunday’s much-anticipated 30-man melee. Tonight, he'll get another crack at the Superstar who gave him such a tough match on Raw - albeit with a timely distraction from Ziggler, AJ Lee and Big E Langston: Wade Barrett. Will Sheamus stay focused on the prize? Or might he seek retribution on The Showoff and AJ Lee, following their actions on Raw. Can The Celtic Warrior continue his string of SmackDown successes when he needs it most?

Will the war of words between The Miz and Cesaro turn volatile?
Between being the host of “the most must-see show in sports-entertainment,” “Miz TV,” strutting around the ring with Ric Flair and doing commentary for WWE Main Event on Wednesdays, The Miz is one busy Superstar. On this week’s WWE Main Event, The Awesome One was in the announce booth for the match between Ryback and United States Champion Antonio Cesaro, who Miz will face Sunday during the Royal Rumble live-stream Pre-Show on WWE.com, Facebook.com and YouTube.com at 7:30 ET/4:30 PT. Miz not only had plenty to say about his Swiss adversary, but he also threw Cesaro back into the ring to the ravenous Ryback after he tried to flee from the bout. With Miz scheduled to face Darren Young tonight, will Cesaro return the favor to his Royal Rumble opponent?

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


Last show before the Rumble. Time to get hype!

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


Smackdown, good pizza, and Mountain Dew.

Tonight was a good night.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



It's on - the last show before.... THE ROYAL RUMBLE!

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


WWE needs a new logo design. The scratch logo is kinda embarrassing now.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


BIG SHOW FOR THE LAST SHOW

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


HOLY gently caress IT'S KANE AND DANIEL BRYAN I'M loving PUMPED

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005



Never thought I'd be this happy to see Kane open a show.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

BigRed0427 posted:

Smackdown, good pizza, and Mountain Dew.

Tonight was a good night.
I was supposed to leave a bus home at 1:30 and I got back at 6:00 drat you Pittsburgh buses getting full and missing me and the goddamn weather!!!

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


I lose it every time I hear Daniel say "EVERYONE?!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Brian was so pumped at the idea of everybody hugging

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

Haahah that music they used for that one Hell No promo

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

I lose it every time I hear Daniel say "EVERYONE?!"

Daniel is the best.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


I's a smiley face world!

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Kane is going to personally eliminate every other person in the Rumble.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Oooooooooooooooh!

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Kane is going to personally eliminate every other person in the Rumble.

He's going to at least break Shawn's record for most combined eliminations

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

I lose it every time I hear Daniel say "EVERYONE?!"

Me too. He's so happy!

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


You know, Show looks like he could use a hug.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


Cockroach scurrying across the border.

Big show I think Kane and Daniel can beat you up

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

You know, Show looks like he could use a hug.

But you'd need pythons that were at least 24 inches to do that!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Hell No ain't taking no poo poo from Big Show

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


I smell a tag team match, sucka

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


I love Damien's music but I miss Cody's.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Booker T: I'm going to announce a six man tag main event between the team of Rhodes Scholars and Big Show against Team Hell No and Alberto Del Rio!
Teddy Long: Belee dat!

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons

Figures the one Friday night I'm stuck at home due to the poo poo weather there'd be a hockey game on I'd want to watch instead.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


The Undatakah playas

Edit - Da Undatakah, sorry everyone. SORRRRRY

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


TONIGHT YOU SIX WILL BE IN 3 SINGLES MATCHES!

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


Ok, we get it. Next segment.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


Jerusalem posted:

Booker T: I'm going to announce a six man tag main event between the team of Rhodes Scholars and Big Show against Team Hell No and Alberto Del Rio!
Teddy Long: Belee dat!

Can ya dig it, suckah?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Haha, JBL's,"That's right!" to the "We fight on Friday Night!" line was great.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



It's not clever booking but the random Smackdown trios match is always great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



TEGGS posted:

Can ya dig it, suckah?



Who saw this coming!?!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

An elimination tag match, Booker T is revolutionizing the wheel!!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Oh gently caress gently caress gently caress a Six Man Tag Team Elimination!

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


Oh! Throwing in elimination rules!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Del Rio:

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Jerusalem posted:



Who saw this coming!?!

Dirtsheets reported it earlier.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM


Why doesn't Daniel Bryan get angry at the Si chants

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Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.

How on earth did big show throw the stairs so easily? that's impossible.

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