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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > ass crack covers
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Skye Eagleday
Jan 26, 2013

So, think this one won't get rejected?

 I've been asking advice on the cover I wanted to use for Big Bad Werebear, with a mentor stating Amazon hates rear end crack and judges gay covers more than het covers. I used a spiky white thingie (with my name in the center) to cover up the rear end crack. Looks like it went through (although as I have learned from the thread, the fact the cover is accepted initially doesn't mean it won't be censored later.
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QVC Drinking Game
Jun 23, 2005


 Woah.

# ? Jan 27, 2013 06:33
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particle409
Jan 15, 2008


 http://www.amazon.com/Big-Bad-Wereb...ig+bad+werebear

That is some hairy crack. Meanwhile, the guy pouring the whipcream has an oddly bare (not bear) chest.

# ? Jan 27, 2013 07:23
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Above Our Own
Jun 24, 2009
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 Thank god

# ? Jan 27, 2013 08:50
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