One million likes, get out and march - The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > One million likes, get out and march

seattime: May 6, 2007

Enough! Simply holding a poster in your backyard so you can get a million likes and a puppy is too easy. I want to see people out there marching in the streets, chanting slogans, burning things down and working to earn their million facebook wall likes.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 14:21

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 19, 2013 18:58

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; A product of Hugs Boson Industries

That's cool. This thread is cool. You're cool. Icey, in fact.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 16:39

Suzuki Method: Mar 11, 2012; Plutonium isn't smart,
Miss Pauling.

That doesn't mean it won't kill you if you don't keep tabs on where it is and what it's doing at all times.

A boiling rage for facebook posts so hot it apparently can't just go in the Idiots On Facebook thread.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 18:15

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; 0.00 posts per day

That blue guy needs a napkin.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 18:24

vyst: Aug 25, 2009; Hoegaarden and Friendship.

This av/title brought to you by Vyst complaining about his old avatar.

The dude in the 2nd picture went all in earning his red wings.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 18:29

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012; Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 18:31

Floppy Dingo: Jan 10, 2012; E/N success story!

Ask me about getting my kids back from CPS and improving their (and my) quality of life!

That blue guy needs to turn around, he's missing out on some sweet free Dasani.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 18:41

WendigoJohnson: Sep 4, 2012; HEY, IT'S ME, WENDIGOFAGGOT, HERE TO ONCE AGAIN SHIT UP ALL THE NINTENDO THREADS WITH IDIOTIC SPECULATION THAT I TRY TO PRESENT AS COMMON SENSE. NINTENDO SHOULD RELEASE A GOLD PLATED REPRODUCTION OF THE VIRTUAL BOY BECAUSE DUHH THEY WOULD BE STUPID NOT TO!!!!!

Widdiful posted:

When will they learn? You can't "build a death star" your way out of debt. It didn't work the first two times.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 18:45

l33t b4c0n: Aug 19, 2000; King of E/N

WendigoJohnson posted:

When will they learn? You can't "build a death star" your way out of debt. It didn't work the first two times.

If that Stormtrooper really wants a Death Star, he can bootstrap his way out of poverty and build his own. In my day, we had to destroy our own Alderaans.

I've read the OP three times and I feel like I'm missing something. Was there some Facebook thing about a puppy that I should be aware of?
Edit: Oh, it's some meme that I'm apparently not savvy enough to understand.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 19:15

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012; Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

If anyone else doesn't know what this is; there's a Facebook trend going on wherein people hold up cardboard signs essentially bribing people to like their picture because Facebook likes are apparently currency to the subhumans that do this unironically.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 19:25

seal clubber: Jun 3, 2006

I don't even like you.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 19:39

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012; Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

seal clubber posted:

I don't even like you.

That's not a very nice thing to say.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 19:57

NewtGoongrich: Jan 21, 2012; I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

Widdiful posted:

Why is that Stormtrooper wearing a fedora on his helmet?

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:01

Pope Mobile: Nov 12, 2006; Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

How many likes does it take to save an unborn fetus?

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:02

R-Type: Oct 10, 2005

NewtGoongrich posted:

Why is that Observer wearing a Stormtrooper helmet?

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:03

Peenmaster: Aug 4, 2010; I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

NewtGoongrich posted:

Why is that Stormtrooper wearing a fedora on his helmet?

Because beneath every storm trooper mask, is a neckbeard who thinks fedoras are cool.

At least he's wearing a suit and not going for the ever popular fedora with T-shirt look.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:04

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012; Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

Pope Mobile posted:

How many likes does it take to save an unborn fetus?

1 million.
One million likes solves every problem.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:05

The Fresh Prince: Dec 9, 2009; #25 Barry Bongs

Pope Mobile posted:

How many likes does it take to save an unborn fetus?

one million, if you give me one million likes i wont abort this human child.

edit: op if we give you one million likes will you stop posting?

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:09

Gorillian Dollars: Jan 22, 2012; We are selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price, even if we know it has no value.

I unironically "Liked" this thread.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:29

Kal: Jun 3, 2007

Picture of OP:

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:36

Pope Mobile: Nov 12, 2006; Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

Kal posted:

Picture of OP:

I just want to link goatse 1 million times.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 20:39

Obsidius: Nov 18, 2009; If you ever drop your
keys into a river of molten
lava, let 'em go, because
man, they're gone.

Kal posted:

So instead of women saying "I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive" is now going to turn into "I wouldn't sleep with you if you got a million likes on Facebook".

# ? Jan 28, 2013 21:02

Suzuki Method: Mar 11, 2012; Plutonium isn't smart,
Miss Pauling.

That doesn't mean it won't kill you if you don't keep tabs on where it is and what it's doing at all times.

Pope Mobile posted:

How many likes does it take to save an unborn fetus?

1 Million Moms

# ? Jan 28, 2013 21:07

Pope Mobile: Nov 12, 2006; Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

Obsidius posted:

So instead of women saying "I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man alive" is now going to turn into "I wouldn't sleep with you if you got a million likes on Facebook".

Suddenly, a million fedoras top a million greasy heads.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 21:09

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Kal posted:

Picture of OP:

Both of their faces are...just so wrong. I'm not sure who's getting the short end of the stick (heh) with this bet, but I'll go ahead and assume its the girl if only because the dudes got A) acne scars or B) a lil' herpes right on the side of his mouth there. Hell, why couldn't it be both?!

Quick, someone switch their faces!

# ? Jan 28, 2013 22:01

Widdiful: Oct 10, 2012; Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Quick, someone switch their faces!

I'm ever so sorry for this monstrosity.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 22:13

Falken: Jan 26, 2004; You think you can outrun my knives?

Widdiful posted:

I'm ever so sorry for this monstrosity.

Great, now she's a burn victim.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 22:48

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number.

Kal posted:

Picture of OP:

I'd really like to know how this picture happened, are they just two friends and it's a joke or does he really think he'll get laid if he gets 1 million likes.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 22:52

XenophobicAirport: Dec 15, 2007; Please have your weapons prepared at the terminal.

ArbitraryC posted:

I'd really like to know how this picture happened, are they just two friends and it's a joke or does he really think he'll get laid if he gets 1 million likes.

They're two friends, this is a joke that went wrong as the picture actually became really popular on Facebook and they started barreling towards one-million likes. Catherine there has stated she'll now honor the agreement if it does actually get one-million likes.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 23:10

seal clubber: Jun 3, 2006

Actually it apparently shattered 1 million and went up to like 1.4 mill. Then she wouldn't bang him and said it was all a joke. cocktease whore.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 23:16

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

Girl has good taste. Can't blame her.

# ? Jan 28, 2013 23:57

Calico Heart: Mar 22, 2012; "wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"

I am shocked we haven't had our Westboro Baptist Church protest photoshop yet. Really, you'd think a couple posts in.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 00:05

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

I got so mad I almost went outside today. Nice try OP! They won't get me so easily.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 00:07

Crawley Heat: Dec 27, 2011; by T. Mascis

XenophobicAirport posted:

They're two friends, this is a joke that went wrong as the picture actually became really popular on Facebook and they started barreling towards one-million likes. Catherine there has stated she'll now honor the agreement if it does actually get one-million likes.

The guy has the Downs, right? I was pretty sure he did, and so do many others.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 00:21

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 19, 2013 18:58

Throwdini: Aug 2, 2006

seal clubber posted:

Actually it apparently shattered 1 million and went up to like 1.4 mill. Then she wouldn't bang him and said it was all a joke. cocktease whore.

Yeah doesn't think kinda count as a contract? Dude should sue. I'm all about respect for women but the law is the law.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 01:08

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Gas Chamber > One million likes, get out and march