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DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."



Of course sometimes they really are out to get you.

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Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order.


When you have as many political enemies as Caesar, feel free to get paranoid. Paranoia is a pathological denial of the horror one feels in urban society that no one cares about your existence. Hope this helps, OP.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


A homeless woman on the street told me to beware the ides of March. Should I be worried? What's an "ide"?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

A homeless woman on the street told me to beware the ides of March. Should I be worried? What's an "ide"?

It sounds like it's some sort of demon, be very careful.

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007
cigarette smoke & failure

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

A homeless woman on the street told me to beware the ides of March. Should I be worried? What's an "ide"?

an "ide" is the unit of measurement for the energy your car uses while turned on but not moving - hence: "idling" (of course in caesar's time, it was used for chariots because they did not have cars, duh)

how often are you stopped in your car? stop less and you'll avoid generating more ides

Tardcore posted:

It sounds like it's some sort of demon, be very careful.


He's right have you watched the documentary "Constantine"? Some very good tips and tricks for making sure you don't get in a taxi with Shia LaBeouf

lonelylikezoidberg fucked around with this message at Jan 29, 2013 around 04:39

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007
Philosophy degrees add inches to your penis


lonelylikezoidberg posted:

an "ide" is the unit of measurement for the energy your car uses while turned on but not moving - hence: "idling" (of course in caesar's time, it was used for chariots because they did not have cars, duh)

how often are you stopped in your car? stop less and you'll avoid generating more ides





Actually, I'm pretty sure it's a leaf.

Page Downfall
May 5, 2009


Sizone posted:

Actually, I'm pretty sure it's a leaf.

Which happens to be the stuff that powers chariots.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002


That picture has proven my theory that Gerard Butler is behind all the horrible things in human history, including that romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston.

West SAAB Story
Sep 10, 2010

Born from Jets.


What about John Hughes?

Ides of March
Mar 15, 2006


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

A homeless woman on the street told me to beware the ides of March. Should I be worried? What's an "ide"?

That would be me...

Julio Lopez
Nov 15, 2006

We don't need no stinking badges

Absolutely, OP.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_July_plot

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Ides of March posted:

That would be me...

Get the gently caress away from me!

Coyote Smith
Mar 26, 2010


I killed my father and hosed my mother, am I an awful person? What punishment fits the crime?

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007
Philosophy degrees add inches to your penis


Coyote Smith posted:

I killed my father and hosed my mother, am I an awful person? What punishment fits the crime?

Stabbing your own eyes out would be a start.

McDowell
Aug 1, 2008

Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

History isn't true when I find it inconvenient - most of America, if not most of human civilization.

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Tonsured
Jan 13, 2005


In high school I wrote a play where the Terminator was sent back in time to save Caesar. It climaxed with the T-man kicking the betrayer from a helicopter smugly declaring "Et shoe Brute'!"

I think it might be a vision of the future.

Tonsured fucked around with this message at Jan 30, 2013 around 06:21

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