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Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012; I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

Be honest.
I would make this a poll but the reptilians won't let me. They're afraid that democracy will expose them.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 05:27

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# ? May 22, 2013 21:24

Dauntasa: Apr 17, 2011; Hey Dauntasa,
where's my million dollars in Nigerian gold?

Yes.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 05:37

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Aw, son of a bitch!

Pff, we Amphibians are so much more superior (not racist).

# ? Jan 29, 2013 05:38

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Maybe. I'm not sure.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 05:43

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012; I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Maybe. I'm not sure.

Are you:
1)Scaly?
2)Cold blooded?
3)An alien?
4)A secret ruler of the world?
5)Currently drinking human blood?

If yes to all 5, you are a reptilian.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 05:46

FutureFriend: Dec 28, 2011; Now I am become death, the taxidermist of worlds.

Yes, but I still won't accept your friend request on Lizbook, you dirty smoother.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 06:15

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010

I react poorly to organite. Does that mean I am a lizard sleeper agent?

# ? Jan 29, 2013 06:45

NinjaSteve: Oct 31, 2010; ~*~ always follow your posting dreams ~*~

I am not. However, I would like to have sexual intercourse with one. How would one go about organising this?

# ? Jan 29, 2013 06:50

sausage paddy: Feb 25, 2009

I am a fag, OP.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 07:20

WorldsStrongestNerd: Apr 28, 2010

NinjaSteve posted:

I am not. However, I would like to have sexual intercourse with one. How would one go about organising this?

PM me.
Are you male or female? I guessss it dossn't matter we can change ssssex.
(you'll love the forked tounge btw)

# ? Jan 29, 2013 07:35

Crow_Rodeo: Oct 3, 2007; "Do you dream about this kind of thing often?"

I hang my people skin up like jump suit in the closet when I got to sleep under my sunlamp. Am I a reptilian?

# ? Jan 29, 2013 08:06

toggle: Nov 7, 2005

My spirit animal is a goanna.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 08:08

al Dajjal: Nov 3, 2010; by Y Kant Ozma Post

I just wish there were either much bigger crickets or more of them, you know?

# ? Jan 29, 2013 08:12

Commissar: May 23, 2011; i don't give a god damn
on the shows you did
how many rhymes you got
or who knows you kid

I was but I gave it up

# ? Jan 29, 2013 11:02

System Metternich: Feb 28, 2010; Thus all my mind, absorbed,
was gazing, fixed, unmoving and intent,
becoming more enraptured in its gazing.

My hip is reptilian. The rest is not (I think).

# ? Jan 29, 2013 12:08

taupoke: Apr 26, 2008; HOLY SHIT I'M TRIPPING BALLS

FYI scalies don't count

(I am a komodo dragon/gecko hybrid)

# ? Jan 29, 2013 12:40

iPod = GF: Dec 26, 2007

Hahaha yes, we are all around....

iPod = GF fucked around with this message at Jan 29, 2013 around 13:34

# ? Jan 29, 2013 13:14

TheJoker138: Jan 1, 2008; The Clown Prince
Of Crime

Yes. But I was onccccccce a man.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 13:38

Smashurbanipal: Sep 12, 2009; ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER

Local Mom Discovers Astonishing Secret Reptilians Don't Want You to Know!

# ? Jan 29, 2013 13:39

Stargate: Sep 14, 2011

Nanomashoes posted:

Are you:
1)Scaly?
2)Cold blooded?
3)An alien?
4)A secret ruler of the world?
5)Currently drinking human blood?

If yes to all 5, you are a reptilian.

I am all of these except number 3. What does that make me?

# ? Jan 29, 2013 13:49

Smoking Crow: Feb 13, 2012; So French, So Clean

If I'm soul bonded to lizard man does it count???

# ? Jan 29, 2013 15:34

boopsie doodoo: Aug 18, 2012

sausage paddy posted:

I am a fag, OP.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 15:56

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010

TheJoker138 posted:

Yes. But I was onccccccce a man.

Cobrala-la-la-la-la-la-la!

The G.I. Joe Movie was put out by the Illuminati to tell us about their plans. It is full of Masonic imagery.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 16:10

Smoking Crow: Feb 13, 2012; So French, So Clean

Shbobdb posted:

Cobrala-la-la-la-la-la-la!

The G.I. Joe Movie was put out by the Illuminati to tell us about their plans. It is full of Masonic imagery.

Snake Eyes. All I gotta say.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 16:15

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

I am mosssssst ccccertainly not.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 16:44

Rujo King: Jun 28, 2007; I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Nope, but one of my headmates is. Somebody once told me they saw me buying "pinkies" and I was like, NOOO WAAAAYY!! but then I remembered I've got a reptilian headmate and I was like, OMG that totally wasn't me it was George who is really a hyper-intelligent komodo dragon!

# ? Jan 29, 2013 17:38

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; pasar el rato

Crustacean

# ? Jan 29, 2013 19:09

Khanstant: Apr 5, 2007

No, but I would consider myself a "lizard man." Like some people are a "boob man," or a "butt man."

# ? Jan 29, 2013 19:56

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012; I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

Stargate posted:

I am all of these except number 3. What does that make me?

It makes you a half-human half-reptilian hybrid that wears the skins of our world leaders to trick us into becoming complacent.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 20:53

Thulsa Doom: Jun 20, 2011; Ezekiel 23:20

I am not a lizard man.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:19

West SAAB Story: Sep 10, 2010; Born from Jets.

no but i do like to eat bugs

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:21

General Bort: Jan 4, 2013

If you want to know if a guy you meet is a reptilian just grab his junk. Reptilian use fake penis and balls to hide. I trust you know how human dicks feel.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 21:40

Tardcore: Jan 24, 2011; Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

General Bort posted:

If you want to know if a guy you meet is a reptilian just grab his junk. Reptilian use fake penis and balls to hide. I trust you know how human dicks feel.

What if I'm actually a reptilian and my cock and balls have been fake this entire time? RMYT

# ? Jan 29, 2013 22:36

MadMattH: Sep 8, 2011

General Bort posted:

If you want to know if a guy you meet is a reptilian just grab his junk. Reptilian use fake penis and balls to hide. I trust you know how human dicks feel.

The real test is if they have 2 sets.

# ? Feb 6, 2013 17:20

el burbo: Oct 10, 2012; Yeah, I noticed.

And don't be such a cheap gay guy. Buy yourself the plat upgrade so people can PM you. If you're a stack short hit up Olives III. He sounds like he can spare .

I have scales and am cold-blooded, but I don't drink blood or rule the world. I think I may be a fish.

# ? Feb 6, 2013 17:34

GAY RETARD: Jan 13, 2010; she creeps me out,
she crept me in again

no but i have a cloaca

# ? Feb 6, 2013 19:42

cat doter: Jul 27, 2006; Teenage Mutant Ninja Cripple

I have scales but I think it might just be psoriasis.

# ? Feb 6, 2013 22:51

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cat doter posted:

I have scales but I think it might just be psoriasis.

Do they shed every six to eight months? You may be a snake.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 03:32

Kreczor: Oct 30, 2011; I'd still rather play with medieval knights online then go outside and "hang out".

I may or may not have a winged serpent emblazoned upon the left side of my chest. What's it to you OP?

# ? Feb 7, 2013 05:15

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Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012; I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

Kreczor posted:

I may or may not have a winged serpent emblazoned upon the left side of my chest. What's it to you OP?

The Yakuza are related to but not a wholly owned subsidiary of the reptilian overlords. So it's not really anything to me.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 06:30

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