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Dr. Spiderman
Oct 22, 2010

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I'm glad the great information resource known as P/C is finally back. Last time the thread drew a lot of criticism from skeptics but I'm sure we all can admit that there was a decent amount verifiable evidence on the existence of chemtrails and other related vapor sprays. Let's keep the discussion quality up, and make sure we all keep an open mind when presented with something that challenges our own personal worldview. You wouldn't reject someone's beliefs on the basis of their race or religious beliefs, so try not to tune out when you hear about personal anecdotes and experiences.

So what are chemtrails?

Wikipedia defines a chemtrail as a chemical or biological agents deliberately sprayed at high altitudes for purposes undisclosed to the general public in clandestine programs directed by various government officials. Now the source of these chemical sprays is highly debated within the community, but like the origin of life on Earth, it's not necessary to point down one definite cause. What is important is to study the effects that they have on the population, and to explore new ways to protect ourselves.

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Identifying Chemtrails
Here are a few images I posted in the last thread as evidences. Of course the skeptics tried to laugh them off, but those who were informed were able to clearly point out the standard X formation (used for distributing high volumes of chems over a wide area).


Here is the image with the cardinal directions pointed out for your convenience



Next up, an example of a Parallel pattern, used to coat an entire area evenly:


Finally, an example of a Grid Formation, used to spread the agent of certain areas while leaving other nearby areas untouched:


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Chemtrail Protection
To be discussed in the thread hopefully. Current methods include wearing medical masks outdoors on heavy chem days and staying indoors as often as possible, but these are not entirely effective. Feel free to post any methods you've come up with yourself, but be warned- there will be some healthy skepticism about so-called "perfect protections". Goons are smart enough to not fall for your petty scams.



So with all that said, keep an open mind and keep your eyes peeled. Photographic evidence is welcome but not expected. No derailing about other topics please.

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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.


OP on your last picture one of the trails just suddenly ends??? Very suspicious.

Rotten Punk
Nov 11, 2009



hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


Lysol kills 99.9% of bacteria. Ivory soap is 99.44% pure. Combining these two MAY result in a 99.67% defense against chemtrails.

Is this not a government conspiracy, but rather a corporate conspiracy by the Ivory Soap Conglomerate and Lysol to sell products?

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Has anyone ever been able to determine what they're spraying? All I've ever noticed is a pleasing lemony scent.

Dr. Spiderman
Oct 22, 2010

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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Has anyone ever been able to determine what they're spraying? All I've ever noticed is a pleasing lemony scent.

Unfortunately not. This is one of the major obstacles to finding a method of protection (or cure) for whatever it is that's being sprayed. The problem is that the effect on the body varies greatly between individuals, with some reporting light headaches while others report experiencing erratic mood or even hallucinations, paranoia, and full-blown psychosis. With such a range of ailments it's hard to pin down the cause on one particular chemical.

Rhinoceraptor
Jan 3, 2008

WOO-HOO!
DOIN' MY LITTLE BEAN DANCE!


Have we thought about the implications of their common name (used by the masses) "contrails?" Perhaps if we replace other words starting with "con" with "chem" we might uncover the truth.

"Chemsideration?"

"Chemgress?"

"Chemspiracy?"

Stuntman
Feb 6, 2010

Stay on topic shithead.


It's poop.

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

Should've sent a poet.

Look like meat vectors to me, OP.

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm


hackedaccount posted:

Lysol kills 99.9% of bacteria. Ivory soap is 99.44% pure. Combining these two MAY result in a 99.67% defense against chemtrails.

Is this not a government conspiracy, but rather a corporate conspiracy by the Ivory Soap Conglomerate and Lysol to sell products?

Lysol and soap are all well and good, but for true protection you need to employ the mystical properties of quartz. Otherwise you'll only be cleaning up the physical residue of the chemtrails, not holistically cleansing and detoxifying the whole being.

Dr. Spiderman
Oct 22, 2010

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Please keep this thread serious, there are enough joke threads in the subforum already for people to post in. There is no evidence that quartz would have any sort of effect in neutralizing chemical spray due to it not being a reactive mineral at all. Unless you were talking about so-called Crystal Healing in which case take your garbage elsewhere and come back with some evidence for your miracle cures.

Chemtrail
Dec 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

The poo poo is real.

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

pasar el rato


Good poo poo op

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011



What if the chemtrails are there to help, what if they want to be our friends but we are rudely discriminating against them based on appearances just like in Disney classic The Iron Giant

Can you disprove this theory, I think not?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.


Tubgirl Cosplay posted:

What if the chemtrails are there to help, what if they want to be our friends but we are rudely discriminating against them based on appearances just like in Disney classic The Iron Giant

Can you disprove this theory, I think not?

Yea like I'm going to listen to some NWO plant!

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011



The 'lamestream' media narrative is of evil chemtrails in sky battle with sylphs, the spirit creatures that are supposedly on 'our side' and take the form of clouds in the shape of faces and dragons... dragons were an ancient sign of doom and evil power. Now they have been 'rehabilitated' at great cost into a friendly image and children are told to look up to the ancient oppressors, while the Cross (chemtrail) symbol of faith and hope is derided in our government schools and on atheist television. Might our ancestors have known something that the corporations would rather be forgotten?



I don't have an agenda to push, I just want to know why we aren't being told the 'whole story'.

Tubgirl Cosplay fucked around with this message at Jan 29, 2013 around 20:20

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

So French, So Clean


Rujo King posted:

Lysol and soap are all well and good, but for true protection you need to employ the mystical properties of quartz. Otherwise you'll only be cleaning up the physical residue of the chemtrails, not holistically cleansing and detoxifying the whole being.

No, you're both doing it wrong. You need to coat your entire body with deer's blood to keep the magic out. I went to college for a year, so you can trust me

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

The only way to truly avoid chemtrails is to be above them at all times, which is why I am a chemtrail plane pilot AMA.

West SAAB Story
Sep 10, 2010

Born from Jets.


Nanomashoes posted:

The only way to truly avoid chemtrails is to be above them at all times, which is why I am a chemtrail plane pilot AMA.

doesn't that put you in front of them, not ABOVE them?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

West SAAB Story posted:

doesn't that put you in front of them, not ABOVE them?

I'm always one step ahead of chemtrails, literally and metaphorically.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

Half Dog.

Half Horse.

All Awesome.

The chemtrails are laughing at us (no alteration)

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

WWND?

At first, I dismissed chemtrails as a way to discredit people in the anti-NWO movement, but slowly I began to wake up.

First: airports. Why are they so restrictive? Why are AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL only allowed in certain areas?

Second: airplanes. Sometime after World War 2, all airliners began to look the same. If you look at airliners today, it's only a 1 in 50 chance the average person can tell them apart. And they all buy engines from the same suppliers! Why are organizations continents apart and apparent rivals building the same planes and buying the same engines?

Third: Here are the biggest manufacturers of civilian, non-shadow aircraft in the world:

1. Boeing (United States)
2. Airbus (France, but really a secret pan-european alliance)
3. Bombardier (Canada)
4. Embraer (Brazil)

Look at that list. Does that make any sense? How does Canada outproduce Russia and China in this sector? It makes no sense. Where are the Japanese? And Brazil? Please. Why have a major manufacturer of civilian aircraft based in the jungles of South America? UNLESS YOU WANTED BETTER COVERAGE.

Fifth:



A B-47 *testing* chemtrail equipment, Area 51, 1955




WW2 Chemtrail `Octopus. The insanity of world war 2 was the result of extensive chemical attacks





B-52 improved Chemtrails, Vietnam Era. Further chemtrail experiments lead to the late 60s cvounterculture movement, and was a disaster to the NWO, as it lead to revolt, not subservience.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008

I never asked for this
lama, sheriff Truman.




Jesus loving Christ look at that beast.

FarmerHank
Jan 6, 2011

farming techniques vary


At what altitude does Crop Dusting become Chemtrailing?

Haledjian
May 29, 2008

Bee is stronger than flower. Goliad is stronger than bee. Goliad is stronger than all.


In the course of my research I've discovered a startling number of photographic evidences of chemtrails being used above heavily forested areas. Uncle Sam's way of turning the gentle Bear against us?

hackedaccount
Sep 28, 2009


The new version is Agent White.

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

Ooga booga, where's all the honey at?


The only way to be safe from the effects of chemtrails is to stop breathing altogether. PM me and I'll teach you some meditation techniques to acheive this.

le chat
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Tea Party Crasher posted:

The only way to be safe from the effects of chemtrails is to stop breathing altogether. PM me and I'll teach you some meditation techniques to acheive this.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

WWND?


I know, it's been established by researchers of crypto-phenomona that the chemical is absorbed through the skin.

Sin Dios
Aug 7, 2004



I've observed these things for years. And I've noticed a couple of things about them.

-The "planes" that make these things don't make a single sound. You can verify this next time you see a chemtrail being made. Any other flying thing in the sky, whether a helicopter, military jet, or airliner will make some kind of sound, chemtrail planes are totally silent somehow.

-A few times I've observed chemtrails being made and the "plane" has turned into a tiny white ball of light and dissappeared into nothingness, some people have captured this phenomenon, it's on youtube.

-They seem to spray different types of chemical mixtures at different times, sometimes they look thicker and gooier than usual, sometimes they seem to have a high metallic content and they start to reflect light. Sometimes they make a perfect line that cuts across the horizon, sometimes it looks like a sloppy trail of heavy gasses. But no matter what, it always, always stays in the sky for hours, slowly dispersing and raining down, several trails sprayed at the same time mix together to form massive "chem clouds" and eventually the cover the entire sky with a hazy, disgusting layer of unknown elements.

Goodpancakes
May 18, 2004

Oh yeah, like that

Someone needs to get in a plane, fly up to a chemtrail, and sample the air. Actually why hasn't this been done yet?

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.


Because if we fly a plane to sample the chemtrails the plane would just release more chemtrails. I mean duh.

Smoking Crow
Feb 13, 2012

So French, So Clean


I only trust one thing to tell me about chemtrails, that's my own mouth. That's right goons, I'm an official chemtrail taste tester.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

fear itself


its sad to see a serious issue like this mixed up in a forum thats treated like a joke. Are there even mods for this forum?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

WWND?

Salt Fish posted:

its sad to see a serious issue like this mixed up in a forum thats treated like a joke. Are there even mods for this forum?

Do you know who an admin is here? George Soros

So let's just keep the talk going and our truth will eventually out-shout their lies.

MrChips
Jun 10, 2005

FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

hello friends if you recall last thread on the so-called chemtrail phenomenon I made some comments that are factually untrue. There is no chemtrail consipracy, there is no need to worry everything is fine. I was lying when I said I had information about thechemtrail program and that I would break it out into the open. how cani break something into the open if there isn't anything to tell? you have our assurances that everything is safe and you can go about your daily lives and not worry about such silly things

ComfortablyNumb
Nov 7, 2008

This is not how I am.


Nebakenezzer posted:





B-52 improved Chemtrails, Vietnam Era. Further chemtrail experiments lead to the late 60s cvounterculture movement, and was a disaster to the NWO, as it lead to revolt, not subservience.

As a former jet engine mechanic who worked on vietnam era jets, I can tell you that black smoke is just exhaust from igniting the type of jet fuel that was being used back then. A B-52 has 8 engines, or two per pylon, which equals a lot of black exhaust. The Air Force doesn't use that type of jet fuel anymore, which is why their jets don't make big black exhaust trails like that now.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


ComfortablyNumb posted:

As a former jet engine mechanic who worked on vietnam era jets, I can tell you that black smoke is just exhaust from igniting the type of jet fuel that was being used back then. A B-52 has 8 engines, or two per pylon, which equals a lot of black exhaust. The Air Force doesn't use that type of jet fuel anymore, which is why their jets don't make big black exhaust trails like that now.

Heh,wow, as a former Mensa member (was kicked out for being too smart/not obeying coffee room rules) I can tell you that a B-52 has 52 engines. and here's a little known fact, it's called that because the engines were so low quality (or "bad") they needed 52 of them. It was caled the Bad-52 before a study showed that it didn't inspire confidence for the general publick. and there are no pylons, because pyylons are just gateways and there are no gateways on planes. Heh, another poor job by a CIA/FBI/USAF plant.

eta: forgot to say that at least 26 engines were generally used for exclusively pumping out dangerous chemical trails (chemtrails)

lonesomedwarf fucked around with this message at Feb 3, 2013 around 16:35

Ecru
Jan 8, 2012


Have any of you developed asthmatic symptoms when chemtrails have been going strong?

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Eau de Toilette
Jan 11, 2013


As a full proof way to secure yourself and your family from chemtrails, would you recommend never leaving your home without a level A or B hazmat suit.

Also my other concern is purchasing oxygen tanks for the SCBA, if I purchase from a federally licensed dealer will my oxygen be contaminated? and if so where should I purchase my oxygen from?

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