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SpiderHyphenMan: Mar 31, 2010; Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!

OBAMA would like us to think that last month, 20 children were killed by a mentally ill man with a legally acquired assault rifle!

But what actually happened was

NOTHIN
G!!!

It was FAKED by the OBAMA GOVERNMENT to take away are SECOND (2nd) Amendment rights to own all the guns, all of them.

How do I know this?

Well, if you take Sandy Hook, and remove the letters "o" and "k" (because dead kids is not ok) and add "a" and "x" (because more people are killed by axes each year then guns! It's true! Check Conservapedia!), you get

SANDY
HOAX

You almost got away with it Obama, but I was TOO CLEVER for you!

Spread the word.
God Bless America

# ? Jan 29, 2013 05:55

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The Duke of Butts: Aug 9, 2008

Oh look a little sheeple trying to discredit the movement by pretending to be one of us and acting stupid.

What now, disinfo agent?

# ? Jan 29, 2013 05:58

Rotten Punk: Nov 11, 2009

# ? Jan 29, 2013 06:01

Lumberjack Bonanza: Feb 27, 2011; I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!

The Duke of Butts posted:

Oh look a little sheeple trying to discredit the movement by pretending to be one of us and acting stupid.

What now, disinfo agent?

Have you considered that Obama really can raise the dead?

I have. It's terrifying.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 06:14

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# ? Jan 29, 2013 06:14

Hipster Occultist: Aug 16, 2008; He's an ancient, obscure god. You probably haven't heard of him.

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Have you considered that Obama really can raise the dead?

I have. It's terrifying.

I heard he's actually a witch doctor from Kenya.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 06:22

Chamale: Jul 11, 2010; Men on the moon and men spinning around the earth and there's not no attention paid to earthly law and order.

Hipster Occultist posted:

I heard he's actually a witch doctor from Kenya.

Wake up, sheeple, learn the real truth. This Norwegian Marxist won't fool America any longer!

Baruch Obamawicz posted:

I was born in Oslo, Norway, the son of a Volvo factory worker and part-time ice-fisherman. My mother was a backup singer for Abba. They were good folks. As you folks all know, I am extraordinarily mature, and at the age of fifteen I went off to California to enroll at Accidental College. After a couple of years, I decided to go to Colombia, but when offered a position as a judge in Bogota, I fled to Chicago.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 08:29

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Big Hands!

How can we be so certain that the Adam Lanza isn't a clone? I mean, vaccines cause the autism right? Well, since science is abomination of mother gaia's path, it would only make sense that clones would TOO exhibit signs of the autism. Perhaps, it could explain why there's a surge of the autism that's plaguing our schools or perhaps it is a form of government flash cloning. As clones, the children with the autism may in fact be decoys, while the REAL children are in government bunkers, training to becoming assassins of the highest caliber and force. Adam Lanza was a government drone. By eliminating our right to bear arms, the reptilian hive fleet will be one step closer to mining our resources and enslaving. our species.

There's a black van outside my house. I'm grabbing my rifle. Remember, the TRUTH dies only when no else is around to here it!

e: turns out it was my van. whoopsie.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 08:41

Rujo King: Jun 28, 2007; I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

God, you're a bunch of retarded loving robots. It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that this is all because of the reptilians.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 17:22

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; pasar el rato

What about those of us with a more crustaceous nature

# ? Jan 29, 2013 18:37

mewbert: Jun 12, 2011; hatsuune miku wishes you

a happy and safe halloween

# ? Jan 29, 2013 18:40

IBurnStuffAlot: Feb 25, 2008; DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN

Sandy Hook is a reptilian.

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:00

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

thier was LSD in the milk duds

# ? Jan 29, 2013 23:17

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; HEEM SLEEPY

idk about you guys but the concept of lizard overlords making sandy hook is kind of like if the dinosaurs came back and they were super smart

# ? Jan 30, 2013 02:31

McDowell: Aug 1, 2008; Surely, Caligula was my greatest role

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_96CNmloDo

They thought they could fool us because she doesn't have a rubber space nose. But I see the truth. Sandy/Hook

paid me and my family to sit in the house with the lights off for a week

# ? Jan 30, 2013 02:43

Dan Didio: Apr 6, 2009; Should've sent a poet.

Actually, OP, it's spelt 'Sandy Hook', I checked

# ? Jan 30, 2013 03:36

Rujo King: Jun 28, 2007; I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

McDowell posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_96CNmloDo

They thought they could fool us because she doesn't have a rubber space nose. But I see the truth. Sandy/Hook

paid me and my family to sit in the house with the lights off for a week

I bet the internet in her neighborhood was really spotty after The Cisco died.

# ? Jan 31, 2013 00:29

Dr. Notadoctor: Aug 26, 2008

As a solipsist I want to apologize to you guys for imagining Obama. But I think I would know if I imagined Sandy Hook or the moon landings and I CERTAINLY did not!

# ? Jan 31, 2013 01:56