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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Paranormal/Conspiracy Forum > Liches
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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I'm a thinker, I could break it down for you.

 I just want to let all the liches out there know I think you're doing a great job and keep it up! I love the way you're holding together with just a phylactery. How easy is the transition?

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Wasco Jr.
Jan 11, 2006

"Cut the kids in half"

 insects are robots

# ? Jan 29, 2013 09:26
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SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

... all the pronouns


 Liche comes from the Old English word for man (lit. body). You're a liche, I'm a liche, we're all liches.

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Refried Noodle
Feb 23, 2012



 Liches get stitches.

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XmasGiftFromWife
Dec 25, 2010

"You'll poke your anus out." - George Dubya Bush


 Bitches before litches.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Well done, Hopkins!


 I'm thinking of turning myself into a lich but I'm curious where do other liches usually keep their phylacteries?

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Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

davidspackage posted:

I'm thinking of turning myself into a lich but I'm curious where do other liches usually keep their phylacteries?

Your anus is a good spot, plenty of padding and nobody thinks too look there.

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Direwolf
Aug 16, 2004
Fwar

Tardcore posted:

Your anus is a good spot, plenty of padding and nobody thinks too look there.

What if there's already a phylahoohaa in his anus

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Tonsured
Jan 13, 2005


 Is there a way to turn into Lichens? They seem hardy enough and all that symbiotic stuff is kinky.

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense.


 Pretty sure this is Lich-related somehow, they might have been running mates:


Don't worry he did not get my vote.

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caleramaen
Mar 29, 2006
Even if I'm wrong, that doesn't mean you're right.

 Well there it is. Proof of the spectral undead conspiracy to take over the planet. C'mon Liches, as skeletal undead you need to help us here!

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thegayurge
Feb 7, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Tonsured posted:

Is there a way to turn into Lichens? They seem hardy enough and all that symbiotic stuff is kinky.

Get your hands on cyanobacteria first

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Obdicut
May 15, 2012


 Being a lich isn't all its cracked up to be because you spend most of your time doing what's basically grunt-work for the arch-liches.

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Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

A gift from Coyote! Nothing could possibly go wrong here!


 If you've got undead problems I feel bad for you, son, I got 99 problems but a lich ain't one.

*casts turn undead*

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