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To whom it may concern, If you are reading this, it is probably too late. The dreaded GYNOCRACY has moved on me and torn me limb-from-limb in a fit of mad woman pique. They will open my throat and watch Sex and the City while my last breath wheezes out the place I once put food. I never got that show, you know? It's so shallow. All women care about it SHOPPING and SHOES. That's why they won't date me, because I am not a SHOE or SHOPPING. I have a recorded IQ of 190. The PINK THREADS of emasculation tie Satan, The Freemasons, feminism and the DREADED FRIEND ZONE together in a twisted ERUV of evil. They are playing the long con on GOD and MAN but they will not succeed. They will fall, for MEN are MIGHTY: we have SUPERIOR UPPER BODY STRENGTH. Here is your ENEMY 
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Me, I actually love women and enjoy a healthy relationship. *my hand moves to cover the shoe shaped brand on my lower back, I put on aviators to tastefully hide my tears*. I think women are just great.
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Takes a women out for a meal, gets her a really good pork chop, not those sad pork chops from home, but a really good pork chop.
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You think that you want to put your penis, the proud staff of self, into some slunts vapid crotchmaw? Wake the gently caress up! Chemtrails are sex pheremones spread by the government to inspire irrational breeding behavior instead of meditation, ascension, and immortality. THIS  is the vagina's true form, you ignorant slobbering beasts. You sexhavers are subhuman.
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Women can game just like men can. Women can be REAL gamers. Honest.
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Those are some pretty nice shoes actually.
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Those are some pretty nice shoes actually. GET OUT RIGHT NOW SEXHAVER
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Lumberjack Bonanza posted:Those are some pretty nice shoes actually. are they now? I bet you would love to slip a pair on right now OBAMA!!!!
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bermuda triangle is a triangle, woman's bikini area is also triangle. hmmmmmmm.
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:All women care about it SHOPPING and SHOES. That's why they won't date me, because I am not a SHOE or SHOPPING. This is easily solved, OP. Just disguise yourself as some fancy shopping by dressing in a large plastic bag and standing around in a shop all day with a Manolo Blahnik in each hand. You'll be beating off women with a stick, I promise you.
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Everyone always asks "what if god was a woman" but never ask "what if satan was a woman?"
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Tardcore posted:Everyone always asks "what if god was a woman" but never ask "what if satan was a woman?" I ask myself that all the time, and always come up with the same answer: Prostate cancer.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:bermuda triangle is a triangle, woman's bikini area is also triangle. hmmmmmmm.
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Tardcore posted:Everyone always asks "what if god was a woman" but never ask "what if satan was a woman?" Of course satan is a women. The more appropriate question is if woman are all Satan.
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