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Are bones under our control or not? We've all seen first hand the atrocities skeletons are capable of. I've recently finished a long distance Tele-call with my soothsayer and he warned me of a bone uprising on the horizon. What preparations should be made? Do we abandon our bones before it starts, or do we try to subdue our bones with the power of ancient aromas? Personally, my fellow wizards in trainings (wizkidz if you will) and I think the best method would be to soften our bones now so that the battle will be in our favor. Be weary y'all, the bones are rattling.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 16:31 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 21:03 |
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Don't you think treating your bones well will get you some favor when they're done wearing you? It's important to consider the possibility of peace when the alternative is unspeakable horror.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 16:46 |
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I don't get how you don't know that FOX controls Bones.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 17:23 |
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People is skeletons with meat on them
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 17:24 |
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What if we are bones?
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 17:32 |
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I'm pretty boned up right now, OP 
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:06 |
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Portable Staplefrog posted:What if we are bones? Bones is rocks with terror in.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:11 |
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Coyote Smith posted:Are bones under our control or not? We've all seen first hand the atrocities skeletons are capable of. I've recently finished a long distance Tele-call with my soothsayer and he warned me of a bone uprising on the horizon. What preparations should be made? Do we abandon our bones before it starts, or do we try to subdue our bones with the power of ancient aromas? Personally, my fellow wizards in trainings (wizkidz if you will) and I think the best method would be to soften our bones now so that the battle will be in our favor. Why would you type this out now your skeleton knows what you're planning and can strike first!
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:33 |
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Your skelleton already knows. It knows everything.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:34 |
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Yes, even that.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:35 |
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I think my skull is entirely full of bones. There's nothing else up there.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:42 |
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how can I free my brain, my thinkypart, the essence of 'me', from its calciferous prison? The flesh and organs are easy, but I need a way to transport my brain out of its skull and into a ethernet-compatible tupperware.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:47 |
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I'm persoanly cool with my bones.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:50 |
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I'm starting to think a metal prison would be less risky than this bone prison, the creaking is starting to get to me. How do you lubricate your future bony oppressor without looking too submissive? I hear if you look it in the sockets it shows that you consider it to be your equal.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:54 |
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Your mental prison is your mind. But guess what, your mind is in a bone prison called a skull! Bone prison is also in a skin prison, but bone prison can break out whenever it wants, it is just bidding its time.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 18:59 |
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sausage paddy posted:how can I free my brain, my thinkypart, the essence of 'me', from its calciferous prison? The flesh and organs are easy, but I need a way to transport my brain out of its skull and into a ethernet-compatible tupperware. Lemme tell you about transhumanism. What if you could put your perfect brain into the internet and post without all these dead rocks controlling your body? This is why we forgo exercise in order to dedicate more time to our science and our online presence (whats the point in living on the internet if you don't have twitter followers).
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 19:01 |
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I believe the correct term for dem bonez is bone daddy.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 22:11 |
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There is a skeleton inside all of us, trying to get out.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 22:26 |
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Yes, but what about HAARP? Bones cannot feel the weather, bones are not scared of the snow.
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| # ? Jan 29, 2013 23:04 |
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As I said in an earlier thread on this topic (http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3499523), having a few bones rebel and melt through your skin isn't a big deal. They've spent their whole lives holding you up, don't be so selfish.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 00:08 |
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I for one look forward to the day that the bones take control of the world. Me and my coalition of puppies will engage in the cutest genocide ever seen.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 00:12 |
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bones are your friend, op.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 00:25 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVMBIknDP0 a Bones survivor expresses himself through song... veryt moving
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 00:41 |
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I have insider information into the bones plot. Look up in the sky right now, you see that big white moon? What is that moon made of? You guessed right, solid bone. I think this is where all the bone goes when you don't watch it.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 01:19 |
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My bones are really nice, except one time I banged my elbow into a table. Do bones forget?
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 01:32 |
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I have become concerned that I may have bones inside me. Someone please tell me this isn't so.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 01:52 |
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Unfortunately there is no known cure...
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 02:13 |
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A bones uprising? That's just what the Cartilage Cabal wants you to believe.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 02:16 |
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Bones are our friends.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 02:58 |
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black metal hugbox posted:Bones are our friends. sais teh skellington
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 05:22 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9J8xTlBbsw
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 06:59 |
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Emily Deschanel definitely looks nefarious.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 08:55 |
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Are boners neutral in all this? What are they? Where do they come from?
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 09:30 |
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Bones are the coolest dudes on the street, dont hate.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 11:42 |
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Bones that you can play like a xylophone like in the cartoons are pretty good
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 16:23 |
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Raineko posted:Bones are the coolest dudes on the street, dont hate. They don't produce heat because they don't have souls.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 18:35 |
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Bones rhyms with Ownes , don't b a hata.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 19:58 |
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  i think they're friends
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 20:46 |
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I happen to be good acquaintances with the baron of the skelebone zone, but friends? You can never tell with nobility.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 08:03 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 21:03 |
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I like my bones. They keep me from being a horrible blob of flesh which is nice. They are a good investment and I got mine for basically free.
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