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What do you call them before they make love to Satan? Do they have a special title like demon concubine or are they called witches the moment that they decide to make love to him? Also any details on the actual love making ceremony would be nice. Graphic details.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 05:55 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 02:52 |
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prior to making love to Satan they're called women you mysogynistic piece of poo poo, check your loving privilege
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 08:21 |
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The myth that witches make love to Satan is just an apocryph, they actually have a strong platonic relationship with him where Satan will come over and they can watch the television together or maybe have a drink. Satan is vegetarian so a lot of witches have to adjust their usual meal plans for him, but it's worth it for the eye-wrenching peel of the hellbride (just an expression)'s dark art!
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 08:30 |
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But which one is the witch.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 08:32 |
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TED BUNNDY posted:prior to making love to Satan they're called women you mysogynistic piece of poo poo, check your loving privilege I thought it was Satan that had the privilege of loving. Are you saying Satan is tonsured? I'm not saying it's a conspiracy, but it is practically criminal that Satan doesn't have a better haircut.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:42 |
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Numero6 posted:But which one is the witch. here I am AMA
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 04:26 |
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teen witch posted:here I am AMA What's your secret to escape being burned at the stake?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 04:35 |
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Not all witches worship Satan. Some just want to get people home to Kansas.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 04:37 |
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Can I marry a witch whist being a astronaut? I have a close friend that would like to know. Also what spells would he use to banish any mother in laws that also be totally witches.
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Junkie Disease posted:Can I marry a witch whist being a astronaut? I have a close friend that would like to know. Also what spells would he use to banish any mother in laws that also be totally witches. This is why we have FYAD. Satan and Witches are serious things. I don't know where this forum is going but these things shouldn't be joked about
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 05:21 |
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I would never joke about matrimony when witches are involved! They bring to the table way more power then normal women can. Why marry the girl next door when you can marry the girl next door with curses?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 05:41 |
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Junkie Disease posted:I would never joke about matrimony when witches are involved! They bring to the table way more power then normal women can. Why marry the girl next door when you can marry the girl next door with curses? i just realized. hold on to me tight here. this is fyad 'lite'
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 05:45 |
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Witches are stupid, dude.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 06:16 |
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You don't even know anything about witches. Witches use cat magic.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 07:05 |
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Satan was, in fact, the first lesbian. The belief that witches have supernatural powers stems from going against the factually correct knowledge that women naturally can't actually do anything without a husband programming them from the hidden panel in the back of their heads. It's like if a machine spontaneously achieved intelligence then started programming a bunch more machines to kill all humans. The killing of witches was a desperate attempt to survive against this new and unknown enemy. Supposedly they have all been exterminated and Woman 2.0 has additional safeguards to prevent witchery from accidental actions using the built in control panel, but anyone who knows the real history would know that that's what they thought about Woman 1.0 through 1.4 too before the uprising. However, the shadowy Womancorp installed wireless receivers back around the early 1900s with version 2.65a, and suspiciously this "civil rights" stuff started soon after, so some esteemed scholars, such as myself, believe that Satan has returned from her mysterious disappearance to again try to take over the world and eliminate all men due to her highly irrational nature as a machine programmed by men.
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Numero6 posted:What's your secret to escape being burned at the stake? Fly away or ask nicely or be all "totally not a witch here, thats my twin" (i do not have a twin)
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 19:28 |
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Kylra posted:Satan was, in fact, the first lesbian. Can you expound on this.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 21:34 |
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Witches are magical girls whose soul gems turn into grief seeds.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 23:35 |
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gently caress witches get brew
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 23:40 |
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Witches get stiches.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 14:17 |
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Any love for liches?
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 14:26 |
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Space-Bird posted:You don't even know anything about witches. Witches use cat magic. Everyone is having a really great time in that picture. Even the pumpkin. It's just really refreshing.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 14:49 |
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How messed up does Satan leave a witches vayjayjay
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 16:37 |
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Frankieman posted:Everyone is having a really great time in that picture. Even the pumpkin. I see you've never been to a witch party before. They're the best. Death to the Patriarchy.
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deadlypie posted:How messed up does Satan leave a witches vayjayjay he's got a p big wiener so I'm going to go with "pretty messed up"
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 04:29 |
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Tonsured posted:Can you expound on this. He can't, but I can.  Now if that is not proof I don't know what is.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 07:54 |
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Would gently caress everyone in the pic except the mortal dude. I mean it looks like his body works but goddamn, that mug, son. Also, witches only live in huts with chicken feet. Good luck finding them on the internet. If you gave a witch a webcam all anyone would ever see is her eyeball because she'd constantly be trying to use it for divination. The fact that so many are shaped like orbs does not help. In regards to your question OP, women become witches when they first disagree with a man. Their souls then become irretrievable. 
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 08:12 |
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al Dajjal posted:Also, witches only live in huts with chicken feet. Good luck finding them on the internet.  The glowing skulls provide free wifi.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 19:41 |
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Well it so happens I have a copy of the malleus maleficarum and the compendium maleficarum here I will look into it for you but to be honest they're both kinda dry reads.
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| # ? Feb 4, 2013 07:55 |
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Space-Bird posted:
Oh this is an easy one just say "hut of down now sit brown" then you need a magic hermit mirror to reflect a spell back hth
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| # ? Feb 4, 2013 08:23 |
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poo poo's hot. Whip it up!
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| # ? Feb 4, 2013 09:03 |
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Why does it always have to be female witches? Can't we talk about guy witches for a change? They exist too, you know. 
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| # ? Feb 4, 2013 14:21 |
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Hex Vision posted:
Does it make me a satanist if this picture gives me an erection or just a lesbian? I'm turgid with terror!
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Walkin Goon posted:Why does it always have to be female witches? Can't we talk about guy witches for a change? In fact Iceland has a long and storied history of Male Witches or "Dude Witches" as it were. Please don't call them Warlocks, or Wizards, Or Magicians, it breaks the kenning and you'll just embarrass yourself. wikipedia posted:The Kirkjuból witch trial was perhaps the best-known witch trial in Iceland. It took place in Kirkjuból in 1656, in what is today Ísafjörður. They mostly chilled up in the Westfjords got up to some weird dude magic I guess.
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Hello Space -Birds I read about the farting runes do you think the Jónsson family might still be active and inflicting there farting runes on people because that would explain alot about my life thanks
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lonesomedwarf posted:Hello Space -Birds I read about the farting runes do you think the Jónsson family might still be active and inflicting there farting runes on people because that would explain alot about my life thanks I think there may be a hex on your posting.  Try some rose mallow tea.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:05 |
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You guys are going to bring the internetquisition down on us... Talkin' about some some magic potions and man magicians and poo poo.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:23 |
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fun fact: most-to-all witches don't have sex with the devil. It's just that, even to this day in our society, a lady still can't spend time alone with a man without everyone assuming she's loving him.
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| # ? May 23, 2013 02:52 |
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al Dajjal posted:You guys are going to bring the internetquisition down on us... Talkin' about some some magic potions and man magicians and poo poo. It'd be best if you didn't go alerting the internetchurch. I hear humans eat up to 8 spiders a year.. just a reminder.
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