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Megadace: Sep 14, 2011

Through thorough research, I can't find any definitive proof on who actually created the internet. I found a lot of wikipedia articles and journals written by obvious illuminati zionist plants about things such as the "milnet" (obvious fabrication) and reptilian agents like Donald Davies (ha, more like Dino Davy), but never an article written by a serious scientist such as my idol Dr. Gene Ray.

after discussing this with some fellow truth enthusiasts like myself, we agreed that the internet is actually a hive mind of sentient robotic aliens, capturing our human culture and information in order to assimilate with us. I don't fear these creatures as it seems they're only trying to fit into our world.

I have contacted one of these creatures, we're close friends now and don't ask who it is because I can't tell you anyway. Because then you'll tell your friend, your friend tells another friend who tells Obama and suddenly the army will be breaking into my house collecting evidence and stealing my lolicon.

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Cactus!: Sep 24, 2007

Megadace posted:

Through thorough research, I can't find any definitive proof on who actually created the internet. I found a lot of wikipedia articles and journals written by obvious illuminati zionist plants about things such as the "milnet" (obvious fabrication) and reptilian agents like Donald Davies (ha, more like Dino Davy), but never an article written by a serious scientist such as my idol Dr. Gene Ray.

after discussing this with some fellow truth enthusiasts like myself, we agreed that the internet is actually a hive mind of sentient robotic aliens, capturing our human culture and information in order to assimilate with us. I don't fear these creatures as it seems they're only trying to fit into our world.

I have contacted one of these creatures, we're close friends now and don't ask who it is because I can't tell you anyway. Because then you'll tell your friend, your friend tells another friend who tells Obama and suddenly the army will be breaking into my house collecting evidence and stealing my lolicon.

fail

# ? Jan 30, 2013 19:42

MadMattH: Sep 8, 2011

Cactus! posted:

fail

If this weren't so clearly worded, I'd think Kyoon had something to do with it.

Edit: I guess the creature could be Kyoon so he could still be involved.

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Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011; I want to die a horrible, bloody death that's completely painless.
...I don't like ouchies.

Albert Gore

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Twat McTwatterson: May 31, 2011

Plutonis posted:

Albert Gore

# ? Jan 31, 2013 03:01

EZipperelli: Apr 3, 2011; I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.

Plutonis posted:

Albert Gore

# ? Jan 31, 2013 04:23

Starbux: Jul 24, 2009; The Three Smugmigos

I don't know who invented the internet, but every time I see white haired bearded man wearing red plaid, I automatically think that they invented at least part of the internet.

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Megadace: Sep 14, 2011

I must close this before my alien friend gets jealous.

SERIOUSEDIT: I'm sure this was funny when I was half passed out and barely coherent, as of right now it's kind of embarrassing...

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