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The Cleaner
Jul 18, 2008

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR BALLS!


This past Monday, during an interview on Coast To Coast AM (currently the second most listened to radio show on the radio, the most listened to if you count late night radio), paranormal researcher Dave Schrader discusses various paranormal ghosts/monsters and their subsequent reports.

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/show/2013/01/28

He goes on to discuss "Slenderman", a character created by a website called Something Awful. No big deal, Slenderman is popular now. Not really "news" per say..

..until he describes actual civilian reports of seeing Slenderman. Not jokes, but actual files and reports of seeing a tall suited man with blank face.

"Emerging from a website to create a paranormal image, a character called Slender Man has been described as a very tall thin man who wears a suit, has no eyes, no mouth, and no clearly defined facial features. Though he had fictitious roots and was featured in some games, now people are actually reporting seeing this being, and he's taken on a life of his own, Schrader detailed."

He goes into theorizing this as a serious paranormal phenomena, including parapsychologist experiments where people artificially make up an entity and with enough conscious intention it begins to be seen and even caught on camera(!). One specific example is stated of a ghost with a green dress and red hair which is "created" and after reports of sightings in the home, it is eventually caught on camera.

He also theorizes that it is not "created randomly" but that the creators are subconsciously picking up on entities that already exist(??)

Even if this whole "phenomenon" is bullshit, you apparently have people literally filing reports of seeing Slenderman in real life. Good going.

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Bukowski
Dec 28, 2009


last night i dreamt that a hamburger was eating me!

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


How long until we get a big-budget Slender Man movie?

NTT
Nov 14, 2011


TIME TO END
THIS SO THE
FANS CANS STOP
COMPLAINING
LIKE LITTLE CRY
BABY BITCHES

Don't we have a paranormal forum for this poo poo?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006


Actually, my nightmare was more along the lines of Reddit rageface comics becoming marketable icons on clothing and footwear.

Megaspel
Mar 12, 2007

kodie.me
That's me


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

How long until we get a big-budget Slender Man movie?

This exist and is terrible.

Really, really terrible.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth;
Put out my hand, and taunted the opposing defense.

ElectricSheep posted:

Actually, my nightmare was more along the lines of Reddit rageface comics becoming marketable icons on clothing and footwear.

I have terrible, terrible news.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

SoroScrew


Mass psychosis is funny. I mean, if they're seriously believing in this.
Remember how the Species movie caused one woman to spark the entirety of the 'El Chupacabra' debacle? Lovely stuff.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

SEXY... defines my posts and my ride


Oh my god, I saw a guy in the distance! And it was kind of hazy but I'm pretty sure he had no face! And he was kind of tall!!

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006

O, for a muse of fire

So goons somehow can make things real based on how many of them believe or think about something? Man goons really are orks!

Y Kant Ozma Post
Jun 7, 2001

show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!


Dr. VooDoo posted:

So goons somehow can make things real based on how many of them believe or think about something? Man goons really are orks!

I'll see you later on Goon Island.

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

The Cleaner posted:

He goes into theorizing this as a serious paranormal phenomena, including parapsychologist experiments where people artificially make up an entity and with enough conscious intention it begins to be seen and even caught on camera(!). One specific example is stated of a ghost with a green dress and red hair which is "created" and after reports of sightings in the home, it is eventually caught on camera.

If I could think myself into psychic powers I would have Akira'd the poo poo out of so many people by now.

Clavietika
Dec 18, 2005



This is fantastic because it was the intent of the Create Paranormal Images thread all along.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006


Vengarr posted:

I have terrible, terrible news.

Yeah, I should have said "used to be" because I work in a middle school and that poo poo is everywhere.

On the flip side, it explains a lot about Redditors.

DS at Night
Jun 1, 2004



Way to go people you created a tulpa.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Megaspel posted:

This exist and is terrible.

Really, really terrible.

Wait, are we talking about that absolutely terrible 4chan movie that Lowtax was making fun of a while back, or is there literally a Slender Man movie that was shown in theaters?

LobsterTick
Jul 11, 2011

"We did something this year that was not based on animosity."

DS at Night posted:

Way to go people you created a tulpa.

Are tulpas hip now or what? I swear it's 3rd or 4th time I heard about them in GBS in 2 days.

Obsidius
Nov 18, 2009

If you ever drop your
keys into a river of molten
lava, let 'em go, because
man, they're gone.


So not only have goons created swap.avi but you terrible lot have created a real slenderman. Can't you do anything nice?

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

LobsterTick posted:

Are tulpas hip now or what? I swear it's 3rd or 4th time I heard about them in GBS in 2 days.

Once you learn a new word you see it everywhere. Tulpas are not really new or only something that has just arrived in popular culture. William Gibson tweets (relatively) a lot about tulpas, and there's that X-files episode about the gated community that features a tulpa created by the home owners association douchebag.

elwood
Mar 28, 2001



Megaspel posted:

This exist and is terrible.

Really, really terrible.

I don't know about movies, but slenderman was a part of a recent "Lost Girl" episode.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


There were slender mans in Doctor Who.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009


I saw this guy who was like 7 feet tall and pencil thin.
He wasn't slenderman, though.

tehloki
Nov 1, 2012

Hey there.


What's the over/under on both the spotters and the the slendermen being reddit people playing precious pranks on each other? randomactsofslenderman

5er
Jun 1, 2000



LobsterTick posted:

Are tulpas hip now or what? I swear it's 3rd or 4th time I heard about them in GBS in 2 days.

Race to be the first kid in your thread to reference one!

edit: less than some manifestation of imagination by sheer force of will, I'm sure some bored people have just gone out dressed like slender man in the hopes they'd freak someone and get some internet stirred up.

5er fucked around with this message at Jan 30, 2013 around 20:13

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Well done, Hopkins!


Megaspel posted:

This exist and is terrible.

Really, really terrible.

I doubt it has a big budget though.

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



Several years ago, I read a series of books, about a group of people who's worst nightmares started manifesting. First as simple hallucinations, later as fullblown manifestations capable of affecting the world and killing people. In the books, the phenomenon is called Homo Timidus.

The term Homo Timidus even inspired an article about people and horror stories.

What I'm saying is, that one of you fuckers might actually suffer from Homo Timidus and have manifested a Slenderman. Luckily, the thing goes away when it kills the creator, so I guess we'll just have to wait.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


Part of me loves this because the idea I was witness to the birth of an internet/modern folk legend that could potentially last hundreds of years, if not longer, is awesome. Then there's part of me that just laughs and shakes their head at the terminally ignorant.

Still, I think this is fascinating from an anthropological standpoint. This past Halloween the town I live in displayed scary pictures drawn by elementary kids in the main street business windows. One kid drew this:



This kid was 3/4 when Slenderman was created. I imagine an older sibling or relative may have shown them the game, but maybe elementary-age kids are recounting Slenderman stories to one another? When I was in Kindergarten the most popular book in our library was Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark which was a collection of folklore and ghost stories, some based on legends centuries old. Instead of the Wendigo or the Tailypo, we get a thin man in a suit reminiscent of the 1960's UFO-related Men in Black, but with all the supernatural authority of a faceless establishment out to ensure those who pry disappear forever.

Or I'm reading far too deeply into two photoshops that launched a memetic phenomenon.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



The Cleaner posted:

Even if this whole "phenomenon" is bullshit

If? If it's bullshit?

Honky MoFo
Aug 22, 2000

There are some mother fucking snakes on my mother fucking face!

I'm slender and I'm a man. Does it count when someone sees me?

JoeyJoJoJr Shabadoo
Jul 8, 2009

sacrilicious


Ok so was the game Slender made by SA goons too, or did someone else just take the idea and go with it? It's driving me crazy because the internet won't tell me!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

I'd like to reserve the volleyball court


Honky MoFo posted:

I'm slender and I'm a man. Does it count when someone sees me?

Only if you have no face.

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

♫ The best part of waking up
Is CATFISH IN YOUR CUP! ♫


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Wait, are we talking about that absolutely terrible 4chan movie that Lowtax was making fun of a while back, or is there literally a Slender Man movie that was shown in theaters?

Probably this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tall_Man_(film)

Crappy Jessica Biel movie with a slenderman-like villain.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Alt for Norge


Honky MoFo posted:

I'm slender and I'm a man. Does it count when someone sees me?

Only if you´re slightly out of focus at all times while exuding an air of vague malevolence.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


What? I was there at Slenderman's birth. What's this "game" bullshit I keep hearing?

babies havin rabies
Feb 24, 2006



Welp, sleep is a waste of time anyway, right?

Found one video of a Slenderman sighting on YouTubes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhEbUCgyw-4

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

What? I was there at Slenderman's birth. What's this "game" bullshit I keep hearing?

Some people made some lovely games where you do stuff and sometimes slenderman will pop out and game over.

chocolateTHUNDER
Jul 19, 2008

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FREE AGENTS

ALL OF THEM


I wonder if they all stopped caring after the 1st "season" also.

Khisareth
Jul 6, 2003

If you give a mouse a cookie, you are supporting underground furry terrorists.

It's completely amazing to me that the whole Slenderman thing took off and went forward to become almost an urban legend. It might be overused but something about it has obviously embedded itself in people's minds.

I think one of the reasons it is so scary is it's unstoppable. Most horror creatures can be stopped with silver bullets or a stake or garlic; even ghost stories tend to end when the ghost finishes their loose ends or whatever. In a lot of Asian horror remakes the idea of an unending, all consuming vengeful ghost was introduced.

I think the Uncanny Valley coupled with the invulnerability and insatiable nature of Slenderman is what makes it so successful and frightening.


I wonder what Victor Surge thinks about all this? He's the Dr Frankenstein who now gets to watch his creation run amok in bad games, movies, children's drawings on shopfronts, etc.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008



babies havin rabies posted:

Found one video of a Slenderman sighting on YouTubes:

That may be the least frightening video ever produced.

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Honky MoFo
Aug 22, 2000

There are some mother fucking snakes on my mother fucking face!

Biplane posted:

Only if you´re slightly out of focus at all times while exuding an air of vague malevolence.

I've always had a vague malevolence and I am near sighted. Hmmm...maybe I can get a part time job being Slenderman.

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