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Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal



Why do you think they banned homegrown? The obvious answer is that the SA forums is host to a small but very real population of beautiful Nephilim, the descendants of mixed human and angel genes. They are gifted with unearthly beauty and great strength and height.



Now I hear you saying "But Clayren, aren't goons super hideous LOL". While that's very funny it should be obvious to any sane man, woman or angelic dual-gendered that this in-joke is merely a way of covering up the Nephilim amongst us by making us subconsciously connect goons with ugliness. Enough of the lies!



I demand those Nephilim amongst us reveal themselves! You don't have to post any pictures, since I know your beauty would astound and drive us insane, but I demand to know the depths of this conspiracy!

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Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.


This is a picture of me at the age of 13. I was so ugly in comparison to my glorious current self and I dare not show my astounding face in case I give anybody a seizure.

Samfucius
Sep 8, 2010

And if you gaze long enough into a nest, the nest will gaze back into you.


Before I had a physical form compatible with "keyboards" I submitted a five hundred page illuminated autobiography to one "Lowtax". He published it immediately, and it is now known as FYAD.

Call Now
Jun 1, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


List of confirmed nephilim:
- Micromancer

Splender
Nov 11, 2012

Revel in the gloriously handsome sight of my insane pectorals


Here is a picture of me at the age of 7 1/2. Notice the swastika.



I grew out of my outline when I was 9, when did you grow out of your outline goons?
Also, with age my swastika birthmark degraded too.

Splender fucked around with this message at Jan 30, 2013 around 23:48

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

Splender posted:

Here is a picture of me at the age of 7 1/2. Notice the swastika.



I grew out of my outline when I was 9, when did you grow out of your outline goons?

You're handsome, can we meet up?

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



It's me. I'm all the nephilim.

We are a hive.

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012


Lowtax gave birth to all of us.

Clayren
Jun 4, 2008

grandma plz don't folow me on twiter its embarassing, if u want to know what animes im watching jsut read the family newsletter like normal

Numero6 posted:

Lowtax gave birth to all of us.

"And there we saw the Nephilim (the sons of Lowtak, who come from the Nephilim), and we seemed to ourselves like grasshoppers, and so we seemed to them.” Numbers 13:33

Coyote Smith
Mar 26, 2010


I'm getting horney

Louis Riel
Aug 25, 2009

by Y Kant Ozma Post


all on board for this fresh new compedy vibe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt9MP70ODNw

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Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


I'm secretly really hot in a chemical way.

I always post on fire.

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