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Have you ever looked at a picture of gravity? Have you ever felt gravity? Do you know what gravity tastes like? I sure as hell haven't and don't. Don't believe their lies
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 22:44 |
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| # ? May 25, 2013 23:31 |
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i loving love The Bugle! Also, it tastes like Neapolitan. Everyone knows that.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 22:47 |
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My gravity tastes like tears and disappointment.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:08 |
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Widdiful posted:My gravity tastes like tears and disappointment. poo poo. You see your GP about that or something? It can gently caress a guy or gal up in the olng run. I would post you some of mine but mine just tastes too good
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:12 |
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Another Person posted:poo poo. You see your GP about that or something? It can gently caress a guy or gal up in the olng run. I would post you some of mine but mine just tastes too good There aren't any GPs on the moon, life is hard here.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:18 |
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I hear those NASA eggheads talking about gravity lenses, but if they exist then why can't I get them at lenscrafters?
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:18 |
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Widdiful posted:There aren't any GPs on the moon, life is hard here. You just gotta have something up your sleeve though, surely? It wouldn't be cool otherwise.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:24 |
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Widdiful posted:There aren't any GPs on the moon, life is hard here. oh poo poo, it's a moon man GET HIM
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:24 |
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Do you not understand the gravity of this situation?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 11:11 |
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If gravity exists why are there no gravity guns?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 12:26 |
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gravity doesn't pull, it sucks.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 14:51 |
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Gravity is a less convincing theory than evolution, and apparently evolution is just one possibility, so gravity is probably not real (though I can't discount the possibility that it might actually exist).
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 15:09 |
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We were all born with magnets in our feet, and the government put a magnet in the earth; thus we all stick to the earth. We all need rebel! CUT OFF YOUR FEET! LETS DO IT GUYS!
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 16:10 |
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Splender posted:We were all born with magnets in our feet, and the government put a magnet in the earth; thus we all stick to the earth. We all need rebel! My feet are floating away and I'm still here. What do I do next?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 16:13 |
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newton knows poo poo
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 16:14 |
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Widdiful posted:My feet are floating away and I'm still here. What do I do next? poo poo! It must be somewhere else! That's why amputees can't find their feet, they float away. Cut of your heads! CUT OFF YOUR HEAD! LETS DO IT GUYS!
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 16:16 |
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Fiction. The only thing keeping us grounded in reality is the Internet.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 17:09 |
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Splender posted:poo poo! It must be somewhere else! That's why amputees can't find their feet, they float away. Cut of your heads! Call me crazy, but I'd rather live a life on the ground with a body, instead of just being a floating head. Wait, if we break free, do we gain mind-powers? This is important.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 17:14 |
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if gravity is real then how come this happened
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 18:51 |
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If there's a gravity, then how come I'm so fly?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 19:04 |
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Stex T posted:If there's a gravity, then how come I'm so fly? Yeah, riddle me that, scientists.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 23:30 |
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Gravity is true but love is a lie.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 02:43 |
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You know, I really havent felt pulled by something below me as much as I've felt like something is pushing down from above me.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 17:19 |
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Space is like a sponge, and matter compresses the sponge outward through displacement. All the molecules and atoms and particles of your body are constantly vibrating and oscillating. The honeycomb cells of spacetime are smooshed and thus packed more densely toward a large object because it is displacing moar space. So due to uncertainty of position your particles are more likely to be situated closer to an object with large mass because there are more potential "places to be" packed into a smaller area in the direction of the large mass as opposed to away from the mass. On the macroscopic scale this translates to the perception of a "force" "pulling" you closer.
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clammy posted:Space is like a sponge, and matter compresses the sponge outward through displacement. All the molecules and atoms and particles of your body are constantly vibrating and oscillating. The honeycomb cells of spacetime are smooshed and thus packed more densely toward a large object because it is displacing moar space. So due to uncertainty of position your particles are more likely to be situated closer to an object with large mass because there are more potential "places to be" packed into a smaller area in the direction of the large mass as opposed to away from the mass. On the macroscopic scale this translates to the perception of a "force" "pulling" you closer. Does that mean that if I eat 50 burritos a day to gain more mass, than I will become more likely to attract a girl?
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 18:31 |
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Um frankly the human body is not capable of gaining enough mass to displace the Earth's center of mass. Even if you could eat and somehow process the entire Earth's crust you would not significantly alter the location of the center of mass of the Earth, and your fat cells could not support your body and you would crush flat against the Earth, spreading your mass out. Girl particles would still be probabilistically locating toward the Earth's center of mass, not you. So no.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 19:05 |
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clammy posted:Space is like a sponge, and matter compresses the sponge outward through displacement. All the molecules and atoms and particles of your body are constantly vibrating and oscillating. The honeycomb cells of spacetime are smooshed and thus packed more densely toward a large object because it is displacing moar space. So due to uncertainty of position your particles are more likely to be situated closer to an object with large mass because there are more potential "places to be" packed into a smaller area in the direction of the large mass as opposed to away from the mass. On the macroscopic scale this translates to the perception of a "force" "pulling" you closer. This is clearly a lie. If the force of a giant object would really be able to pull on us then we'd all be toasting in the sun.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 19:27 |
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We are, actually, falling into the sun--along an extremely long arc due to the Earth's velocity.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 19:55 |
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clammy posted:We are, actually, falling into the sun--along an extremely long arc due to the Earth's velocity. Well with how the universe is actually situated it is more that the sun is falling into us. They want you to think earth isn't the center.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 20:31 |
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Ha ha, very funny. Anyways all forms of energy evolved from what we call "gravity" which is really just the outward compression of spacetime along a gradient curve whose origin is each object's center of mass.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 21:29 |
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So I went ahead and drew some visual aids to help you understand gravity. The first shows a conceptualization of spacetime compression along two-dimensional squarespace. The white diamond in the middle represents a dense squaremass:  But squarespace is just some made up bullshit I just came up with. Just keeping you on your toes, lol!  Soooooo here's a conceptualization of a 2D-cross-section of spacetime passing through the center of a planet:  Note how the cells are greater in number for a given area as the distance to the edge of the mass decreases. Now here's a pic that explains why particles tend to "move" toward a large mass. Basically, for any volume (or in this case, area since it's a 2D cross-section) of space, there's an equal probability that a particle will be present in any of the cells making up that space. Since there are more cells for a given meta-area in the direction of the larger mass, this explains why matter tends to congregate together, or "exhibit gravitation." 
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 22:50 |
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clammy posted:So I went ahead and drew some visual aids to help you understand gravity. too long, didn't conceptualize
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 23:52 |
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We can all sit here and conceptualize and navel-gaze forever, but by gum I'm going to go out there and test this empirically! I'll be back later to post a trip report when I've finished testing this "theory" of "Gravity".
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| # ? Feb 3, 2013 02:44 |
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If things truly always moved from up to down, there should be some transitionary forms between them, right? So why hasn't anyone ever discovered things just floating in the middle? Shouldn't there be lots of things that are both up AND down at the same time? I say that the apple was simply created on top of Newton's head. Otherwise it would have had to be one long rear end apple to reach both his head and the tree it allegedly "dropped" from!
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| # ? Feb 3, 2013 10:35 |
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You so called 'men of science' are too blinded by your faith in Isaac-Newtonism that you can't see the true light of the one true Space God. Intelligent Suction is the only way to explain the flight of birds as well as how we're not all just sucked in to the sun! You can drop apples and run calculations all you want but when the moon men return to reclaim the Earth I know who I'm putting my faith in.
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| # ? Feb 3, 2013 11:05 |
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Nullity posted:Intelligent Suction Well, it does make a lot more sense than things just happening to fall downwards by BLIND CHANCE. I mean, how likely is that? About as likely as a jumbo jet assembling itself and flying to the right destination by blind chance! Blind Chance!!
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| # ? Feb 3, 2013 14:55 |
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Gravity is stronger on mondays than any other days of the week. 
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| # ? Feb 3, 2013 15:09 |
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Gravity isn't real, Einstein proved it's really just acceleration. Your standing on the earth which is accelerating upwards through space but it feels like the earth is staying still and you're being pulled downward. RELATIVITY, LOOK IT UP.
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Dark Grapefruit posted:Gravity isn't real, Einstein proved it's really just acceleration. Your standing on the earth which is accelerating upwards through space but it feels like the earth is staying still and you're being pulled downward. RELATIVITY, LOOK IT UP. Wait wait wait. There's disagreement AMONG SCIENTISTS about gravity? This just proves the gravity-is-a-conspiracy theory. They're spreading misinformation, they don't even know what's going on themselves!
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| # ? May 25, 2013 23:31 |
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Gravity is the force that makes us fall down when we try to go up. In space there is no up and down. Gravity disproved.
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