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fireWARKs
Nov 24, 2007

every artist dips his brush into his soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures


Oh wow, I played this game a million years ago! Thanks for reminding me of it; I just signed up again

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AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.


We have plenty of newbie aid to hand out still, and other GOONS who are members of pubbie alliances wondering "why do I still play this" Obviously join GOONS and get your grief on.

fallin1
May 14, 2007

...mostly MSG.

I was a founding member of the old >_< / \m/ alliance from the old old Unjust Path. If I had time I'd be down to reform \m/ and get back into wrecking people.

TsarZiedonis
Apr 10, 2009


Is that the one that got banned for being 4chan's alliance?

RaptorFox
Sep 15, 2004
Some Dude

Ah, gotta love the tears:

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Schwarbage
Mar 31, 2009



TsarZiedonis posted:

Is that the one that got banned for being 4chan's alliance?

No that was the /b/ Alliance, who got the boards shut down for a week during GWIII when one of them spammed child porn.

e: It's weird, I'm nostalgic as hell for the time when I played, but have zero interest in re-involving myself.

Chunjee
Oct 27, 2004
I can't read or write

Woah pretty surprised to see 3 of my old photoshops in the OP. Almost sure I have the .psd files in dropbox to make some more specific CN changes.

Coincidentally started playing again right before this mega war outbreak.

Look up my nation if you want to help pummel a couple softened targets.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008
I want to read the ffxi thread without seeing your horrible title; you're welcome ffxi thread

I think some goon from the seapowers group got me into this game, but my account is banned.


I guess I'm back and starting fresh in this terrible as hell game

fallin1
May 14, 2007

...mostly MSG.

Schwarbage posted:

No that was the /b/ Alliance, who got the boards shut down for a week during GWIII when one of them spammed child porn.

e: It's weird, I'm nostalgic as hell for the time when I played, but have zero interest in re-involving myself.

Yea that was /b/. We were the fasting growing alliance in the game at that time and were allies with NPO/nPo/GOONS during GW2 & 3 and helped found the original unjust path.

Do Not Fear Jazz
Feb 1, 2005

Embrace it



Welp, guess I should pay more attention.

Noreaus
May 22, 2008

HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?


I'll sign up I guess

Matty
Oct 29, 2010


GBS BRONY KING!


I signed up to harvest some tears

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Schwarbage posted:

No that was the /b/ Alliance, who got the boards shut down for a week during GWIII when one of them spammed child porn.

e: It's weird, I'm nostalgic as hell for the time when I played, but have zero interest in re-involving myself.

Don't feel weird about it. I got suckered back into playing, and it's just not quite the same as when I first played. I think most of it spawns from the fact that ADMIN makes all these horrid decisions on gameplay which affect how the game plays and is balanced. (It's not balanced at all.)

Verbal
Jul 5, 2004
IT IS ME. I AM THE MADDEST ABOUT VIDEOGAMES. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T CARE SO MUCH BUT MY RAGING ASPERGERS DEMANDS I POST EYEROLL-WORTHY SHIT FOREVER AND EVER!

Ok, I just registered. Ruler name is Verbal, Nation is Scrotopia. Does it matter what team color I pick?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009


Verbal posted:

Ok, I just registered. Ruler name is Verbal, Nation is Scrotopia. Does it matter what team color I pick?

Black. It'll give you a bonus for trade deals with other GOONS.

SMLJ
Sep 7, 2010


Our allies have pretty cool tools setup for coordinating with fellow Goons and cross alliance buddies so that you can smash terrible pubbie nations into the ground more effectively. So sign up, get drunk on umbrella aid, coordinate and get tears, and always don't be a grundlecut.

Verbal
Jul 5, 2004
IT IS ME. I AM THE MADDEST ABOUT VIDEOGAMES. I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T CARE SO MUCH BUT MY RAGING ASPERGERS DEMANDS I POST EYEROLL-WORTHY SHIT FOREVER AND EVER!

What alliance should I join?

EDIT: Nevermind, I figured it out. This game seems like the ultimate game to play at work

Verbal fucked around with this message at Feb 2, 2013 around 18:31

butts lol
May 18, 2011


I used to play some other text-based strategy game years ago and this looks kind of similar? I'm totally in for now (though I can't guarantee I won't wander off if things don't get interesting right away)

enigma74
Aug 5, 2005
a lean lobster who probably doesn't even taste good.

I registered, using Hajj Podge's referral link. However, it doesn't seem like he "got" the bonus, according the the url I clicked. For example, after checking anyone's referral link, I wasn't sure where to click. I ended up just clicking "register" on the sidebar, and it didn't have a place to put in his name.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009


enigma74 posted:

I registered, using Hajj Podge's referral link. However, it doesn't seem like he "got" the bonus, according the the url I clicked. For example, after checking anyone's referral link, I wasn't sure where to click. I ended up just clicking "register" on the sidebar, and it didn't have a place to put in his name.

Pretty sure just registering from the link itself is enough. He won't get the bonus until you reach 5,000 National Strength anyway.

Kim Jaym Il
Dec 14, 2010

what? i
don't
have
fucking
ears


Fight the good fight, you crazy GOONS.

thiswayliesmadness
Dec 3, 2009

"Well 'umie, as a 'ead-dockta da first thing I recommend iz we get rid of da source of yer problem!"


With the current war going on you can pretend your Batman by beating up the mentally handicapped every night!

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.


thiswayliesmadness posted:

With the current war going on you can pretend your Batman by beating up the mentally handicapped every night!

You'd need to be a triple batman to beat them up fast enough.


IF YOU THINK YOU CAN BE AE BAT-GOON get in even faster we need people to pummel these fools.

Rey the Great
Dec 9, 2011


http://pastebin.com/rpsxYPAS

Essentially, the enemy discusses the wonderful tactic of ignoring our strongest nations while they get clobbered.

Deki
May 12, 2008

You cannot do it. You cannot kiss the girl.


Rey the Great posted:

http://pastebin.com/rpsxYPAS

Essentially, the enemy discusses the wonderful tactic of ignoring our strongest nations while they get clobbered.

So they picked a fight with UMB without even factoring in for their top tier? Hilarious.

Oz
Sep 10, 2003

Minion Of Relin

Alright, you've convinced me. I'm putting in my info now.

Hazdoc
Nov 8, 2012

Muscovy Ducks are a large tropical breed, famous for their lean and extremely flavorful meat.

Hazduck!

~SMcD

Lol, I play CN.

I'm in Polaris. You can be angry at me or call me an idiot now if you want. Been playing CN for a looooong time now.
Fun war is fun, it had been too long since we got steamrolled by TOP and IRON.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

AtomikKrab
Jul 17, 2010

Keep on GOP rolling rolling rolling rolling.


Hazdoc posted:

Lol, I play CN.

I'm in Polaris. You can be angry at me or call me an idiot now if you want. Been playing CN for a looooong time now.
Fun war is fun, it had been too long since we got steamrolled by TOP and IRON.

Join GOONS, I won't call you either, but

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011



Hazdoc posted:

Lol, I play CN.

I'm in Polaris. You can be angry at me or call me an idiot now if you want. Been playing CN for a looooong time now.
Fun war is fun, it had been too long since we got steamrolled by TOP and IRON.


AtomikKrab posted:

Join GOONS, I won't call you either, but

For added laughs, bring all of Polaris's secret information with you when you make the jump.

ChimpMasterFlash
May 4, 2009


fallin1 posted:

I was a founding member of the old >_< / \m/ alliance from the old old Unjust Path. If I had time I'd be down to reform \m/ and get back into wrecking people.

loving do it.

Criminally stylish
Dec 12, 2010

It's totally fine if you want to ride my disco-stick.

Now is the right time to join GOONS. Lots of tears, and our enemies are idiots;

quote:

To: CriminallyStylish From: Azri32 Date: 2/2/2013 6:22:41 PM

Subject: Escorted Bombing Attack Report
Message: A fighter escorted bombing run has been launched against your nation by Azri32. In the attack you lost 0 defending tanks, 0 cruise missiles, and 0.00 infrastructure. You destroyed 42 attacking bombers. You lost 0 fighter aircraft and destroyed 1 fighter aircraft launched by Azri32. Any existing peace offers that were on the table have been automatically canceled.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002



Schwarbage posted:

e: It's weird, I'm nostalgic as hell for the time when I played, but have zero interest in re-involving myself.

Yeah, I'm pretty much in the same boat. While my nation died in nuclear fire when the old GOONS was destroyed, I was able to nuke the poo poo out of the few real turds that deserved it at the time. I am...content.

Hazdoc
Nov 8, 2012

Muscovy Ducks are a large tropical breed, famous for their lean and extremely flavorful meat.

Hazduck!

~SMcD

Sorry mens, I've got many good friends in Polaris. If Polaris ever disbanded or something (which I doubt would happen, Polaris has a very strong community), I would consider GOONS, but otherwise, nope.

Have fun in your wars, though. Our wars are pretty boring.

DarkSol
May 18, 2006

Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Hazdoc posted:

Sorry mens, I've got many good friends in Polaris. If Polaris ever disbanded or something (which I doubt would happen, Polaris has a very strong community), I would consider GOONS, but otherwise, nope.

Have fun in your wars, though. Our wars are pretty boring.

ES always has been, and always will be a mouth breathing retard. How can you deal with members like that?

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007


Polaris is a terrible alliance, and I'm in NSO!

karmaconfetti
Dec 22, 2009


I'm in.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010



Ok I filed for aid. I'm ready to smash some pubbies. Generally how long does aid take to be donated? Also, how do I officially graduate gooncamp? I don't see a petition form anywhere. Is that sort of thing automatic?

Rey the Great
Dec 9, 2011


Dilber posted:

Polaris is a terrible alliance, and I'm in NSO!
Why are you second in command to the worst leader VE ever had?

momtartin
Jul 22, 2007
Not to be confused with poptartin

I played this game years ago, so why not try it again? All I do is play on the internet anyways

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Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

Stoped playing this game 2 years ago (forgot to pay my bills). Thread has convinced me to come back and swim in pubbie tears.

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