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dalstrs posted:To be fair to Sard, he has survived one coup attempt. Wait, really? When was this?
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 20:00 |
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I believe when Sal went nuts and broke the forums. Something about a fat wife? Either way he came back acting very oddly and Sard had the foresight to back up the forums. That's why he's the boss.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 22:54 |
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JamezBfod posted:I believe when Sal went nuts and broke the forums. Something about a fat wife? Either way he came back acting very oddly and Sard had the foresight to back up the forums. And no one else wants the job.
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| # ? Feb 10, 2013 00:59 |
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Use my goddamn referral link and I will tech deal you so hard after this war. I will also answer all your questions and let you be in my cool squad for cool people. http://www.cybernations.net/default...eferrer=Ajaxify
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| # ? Feb 10, 2013 01:02 |
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Ajaxify posted:Use my goddamn referral link and I will tech deal you so hard after this war. I will also answer all your questions and let you be in my cool squad for cool people. Do not listen to this man. Go to Umar, Umar is the light.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 00:19 |
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AtomikKrab posted:Do not listen to this man. Go to Umar, Umar is the light. Improper. Despite Umar being the last remaining respectable goon amongst the remaining few, one must not pursue profit for one and not another. Goons is Goons.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 01:18 |
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I signed up under Umar because that looked like the most direct route for getting dongs to Hamas.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 01:27 |
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nippythefish posted:Improper. Despite Umar being the last remaining respectable goon amongst the remaining few, one must not pursue profit for one and not another. Goons is Goons. I am respectable, I demand respect!
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 01:40 |
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AtomikKrab posted:Do not listen to this man. Go to Umar, Umar is the light. Is this how it's going to be? Get the gently caress out of my channel then you bastard.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 02:10 |
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dalstrs posted:I am respectable, I demand respect!  Give the boy a kewpie doll.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 02:31 |
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My honor level is really low resulting in my Strategic Defense Initiative failing to block incoming nukes. If only I had the same kind of honor rating as Schattenmann.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 06:41 |
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nippythefish posted:Improper. Despite Umar being the last remaining respectable goon amongst the remaining few, one must not pursue profit for one and not another. Goons is Goons. There's like 5 "ok" goons. Using nukes on < 10k nations is hilarious.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 13:50 |
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Why do my nukes always get blocked and my opponents never do? 2 incoming nukes blocked in nearly 14 days of war, but my war buddies have had around 10-12 of their outgoing blocked. At least we have plenty of nukes to go around. It's almost like the RNG is having pity on ODN. That will not do, I require some orange juice, though I seem to be getting more TLR targets instead. Its a shame we aren't fighting GOONS, I'd love to send angry messages to you guys so you can post them on here. Like how you smell bad and should go get a life or something. I dunno, is that too cliched? Have fun you guys, but I'm sure you already were.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 03:52 |
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In as Pladdicus, posting here as proof for me to use later 
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 04:58 |
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Ajaxify posted:Is this how it's going to be? Get the gently caress out of my channel then you bastard. Nope, I literally said it to bump the thread... and cause havoc.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 07:32 |
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Guys, guys, the people who play this game are pretty dumb. You can see your odds of winning a battle before you do it. This guy either didn't check or wants to give me money. Cost of 603 soldiers? $3376.80 I made a profit off this pubbie attacking me. AND, he did it twice.
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| # ? Feb 13, 2013 17:20 |
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It's funny that EQ thinks that they're winning when there are more than a few alliances on their side who just want to leave out completely already.
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I wish he wouldn't have censored it, then you could report him and get him banned, that is the funniest part of CN.
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:I wish he wouldn't have censored it, then you could report him and get him banned, that is the funniest part of CN. I'm pretty sure the game automatically filters them out. You can still report him I think.
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Do Not Fear Jazz posted:I wish he wouldn't have censored it, then you could report him and get him banned, that is the funniest part of CN.
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| # ? Feb 14, 2013 12:44 |
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There is a certain beauty in this message's simplicity.
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| # ? Feb 15, 2013 02:50 |
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Sardonik posted:There is a certain beauty in this message's simplicity. I know, it was straight to the point. I only asked him if he had any other friends I could crush since my war with him ends tonight. Edit here's the rest of my conversations with him:      War stats:  
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The Game Auto censors, but this is what we play for, their whining and TEARS.
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| # ? Feb 15, 2013 05:36 |
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You have to love those numbers. That pie chart also looks surprisingly like Pac-Man with inverted colors. I take it you aren't in a nuclear bracket, though. Those really take the fun out of it.
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 First we came for the true believers, and no one else spoke up because they were too busy laughing at the tears. Venusian Weasel fucked around with this message at Feb 17, 2013 around 23:16 |
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quote:pubs bringing in tears already.
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| # ? Feb 17, 2013 23:15 |
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I'd like to try this, submitted a verification form thingy on the cngoons forum. Hope there are still pubbies to make sad.
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| # ? Feb 18, 2013 16:35 |
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Empire State posted:I'd like to try this, submitted a verification form thingy on the cngoons forum. Hope there are still pubbies to make sad. Lots and lots. The lower the ns, the more likely they are to be sad apparently.
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| # ? Feb 18, 2013 18:48 |
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Alright, I've got the time to give this a shot. Signed up as West Korea and submitted my SA CN GOONS Application.
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| # ? Feb 18, 2013 20:08 |
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This is pretty much the epitome of our opponents: In other news, we're now doing roughly double the amount of damage we're taking in our active wars, and we now have more offensive wars than defensive. 
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| # ? Feb 19, 2013 02:23 |
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Is spying still considered taboo? If so couldn't that admission be particularly damning?
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| # ? Feb 19, 2013 02:40 |
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If he knew what he was doing, yes. I fought that guy earlier and I think he probably has access to public records at best. He tried to peace several times but wouldn't surrender.
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| # ? Feb 19, 2013 03:34 |
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Sardonik posted:This is pretty much the epitome of our opponents: For all their raging about how GOONS is all about EZI and PZI and how they are the superior, moral high ground, this picture makes me laugh.
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| # ? Feb 19, 2013 06:20 |
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The EoG is evil!!!!
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| # ? Feb 19, 2013 12:55 |
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Let the tears keep flowing! A former member of the Nuclear Proliferation League had surrendered to us recently and was violating the terms of his surrender almost immediately. A few goons members asked him what the gently caress was up and he responded with this:  So then I send him a message telling him he will be eating nukes for several weeks as soon as he exits peace mode for violating his surrender terms. And here's the result!  
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| # ? Feb 20, 2013 03:55 |
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I'm mainly a lurker here, but these CN wars stomp rear end for tears. I've already had some fool who called himself a general his alliance delete his account. I'm currently at war with the NADC High minsister for education (or something-I don't know, I just want to make him cry) Look at these quality tears! It starts off after I attack/insult his high commander title (he got lucky and I lost some attacks at the beginning): quote:To: DrBocephus From: Rotavele Date: 2/17/2013 2:54:35 PM Being a smartass, I reply: quote:To: Rotavele From: DrBocephus Date: 2/17/2013 7:20:28 PM I sent 2 cruise missiles his way (so he thought I was serious about not attacking) and laid low-in the interim, I get a quad coordinated on IRC and utterly crush him. He mad: quote:To: DrBocephus From: Rotavele Date: 2/18/2013 12:12:33 AM Well, after reporting him to the mods for offering underage sex (he hit back with "I'm going to tell my mother" after I reported him), I gave him terms: quote:To: Rotavele From: DrBocephus Date: 2/18/2013 12:35:34 AM It's a good time-and there's nothing like crushing these pubbies with a coordinated quad attack. They take this poo poo way too seriously and really worry about their goddamn pixels. The drawback is when they're inevitably crushed, they tend to break and shut the tear well off (oh well, off to newer and greener pastures!). If anyone wants to join the fun, this fool needs some "love." I'm the only goon on him, he's at 3.6k NS, but I spied him down to defcon 4: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_...ation_ID=515364
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Rotavele is trying to troll you. He's like 18 if I remember right.
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| # ? Feb 20, 2013 06:46 |
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There are tons of ages that Rotavele is supposed to be. I'm still not sure what gender he/she is. E: but yeah, just bad trolling, not actual tears. Just as funny because that's genuinely what passes for hilarious on the other side, intentional misspellings and underage sex.
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| # ? May 19, 2013 00:30 |
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The best part is Brehon, Emperor of NPO, had to reroll due to the war. http://www.cybernations.net/nation_...ation_ID=520850
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