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A pet psychic told me I have a gay dog. I mean I'm cool with it but should I have someone else bath him from now on? I mean it would kind of be like irresponsible for me to bath him now, I'd be a puppycock tease.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:25 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 11:06 |
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It's awfully presumptuous to assume gay dogs are deviants and would gently caress humans or puppies. It's the 21st, man, let that kind of thinking die already
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:27 |
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I am a homosexual dog and I say that you should let him bathe you.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:34 |
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Now do you see why we have their nuts cut off?
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:40 |
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You just don't understand the heavy responsibility of gay dog ownership.
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| # ? Jan 30, 2013 23:50 |
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Gay dog pride parades are boring.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 00:28 |
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I think you misheard. She said "ghost dog."
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 00:39 |
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My girlfriend has a gay dog. One day I was sitting on her couch eating an ice cream when her gay Jack Russell terrier came over and started licking my head. I don't mean my face, I mean my whole head (fyi I had a shaved head back then.) Anyway, this must have got him super horny because his little lollipop dog dick came out and he started grinding it on my cheek. I kept trying to push him away, but he was a very strong dog and eventually shot out a whole bunch of dog sperm all over my face. He slunk off and my girlfriend came back in the room. She thought I got ice cream all over my face and licked all the gay dog semen off me. Anyway, gently caress gay dogs, if I found out my dog was gay I'd take him outside and put a bullet in his homo head. Lesbian bitches are alright though.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 02:07 |
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Redeadagain posted:I think you misheard. She said "ghost dog." Forest Whitaker? 
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 03:32 |
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Assuming the dog is gay, its probably only gay for the same species, otherwise it would be considered beastiality I think?!?! I have no experience with gay dogs, but I think you should definitely consult with that psychic again to see what the best course of action for this issue could be.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 04:35 |
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I had a lesbian dog one time.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 04:42 |
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There was a dog in my old neighborhood that was gay. My dog would usually try fighting other dogs, but this one he would just avoid. Does this make my dog a homophobe or not?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 17:24 |
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Is there any way to know if the dogs in my avatar are gay?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 17:29 |
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If the balls are touching then they are gay. If the balls are hovering then they are ghosts.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 17:34 |
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Try masturbating him again and again until he gets fed up. That sounds like it would be hot.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 21:41 |
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Frankieman posted:Try masturbating him again and again until he gets fed up. That sounds like it would be hot. Yeah do this it's probably the best cure.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 22:17 |
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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlin...he-gas-chamber/ 
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 11:26 |
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My brother has a dog that is gay. I imagine his inner voice sounds like Charles Nelson Reilly. His outer voice just sounds like a dog.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:27 |
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Gay dogs are awesome because they understand things like dramatic tension. I'll give a stern lecture to nogood whippersnappers while my dog backs me up with carefully timed "geeeeeeeeeuuuuuuurrrsss" and "ru ro rirl" (dog for you go girl)
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 20:10 |
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Stupid little gay dog!
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| # ? Feb 3, 2013 02:43 |
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Raineko posted:Gay dog pride parades are boring. Gay dog pride parades are boning.
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| # ? Feb 3, 2013 12:28 |
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| # ? May 23, 2013 11:06 |
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taupoke posted:Gay dog pride parades are boning. I went to a gay dog pride parade to show my support. It hurt.
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