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If there's something that unites the so-called 'sons of Israel' is their frequent use of the Yarmulke... or Kippah as they call it¹. However, if you change two names of 'Kippah', you will find out the real reason that they wear those hats. The Jews are nothing more than the mythological creatures known as Kappa, cucumber-eating turtle reptoids who drag people down rivers²! The reason is that while they can shapeshift themselves into human shape, they can't hide their water dish, the source of the Kappa's powers. Why don't the Jews bow all the way down when at their prayers? Because the Kappa water from the top of their heads would spill out, killing them³! The truth is out there. Sheeple! Rise over your turtle monster overlords! ¹-  ²-  ³- It's true, the only way to defeat a Kappa is by tricking them into doing this.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 22:25 |
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| # ? May 21, 2013 03:48 |
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If you just gave us a loving cucumber every once in a while maybe we wouldn't have to drag you down rivers.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 22:28 |
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Does that mean I should have a kappa do my taxes?
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 23:22 |
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quote:Kappa are also said to victimize animals, especially horses and cows; the motif of the kappa trying to drown horses is found all over Japan.[17] In these stories, if a kappa is caught in the act, it can be made to apologize, sometimes in writing.[17] This usually takes place in the stable where the kappa attempted to attack the horse, which is considered the place where the kappa is most vulnerable.[3] Gonna wait outside B'nai B'rith with a decoy horse and see if I can get some written apologies. If I have any luck I'll report back.
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| # ? Jan 31, 2013 23:32 |
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Your theory has one fatal flaw: The Jew dies instantly when exposed to water. Hence such idioms as "dirty jew" and "filthy jew" also the efficacy of concentration camp showers.
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Sizone posted:Your theory has one fatal flaw: The Jew dies instantly when exposed to water. Hence such idioms as "dirty jew" and "filthy jew" also the efficacy of concentration camp showers. Sounds like something they'd want you to believe.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 01:45 |
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i'm jewish and while i'm not allowed to confirm or deny this i can say that you're certainly on the right track. keep searching for answers, namaste
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 02:37 |
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Sizone posted:Your theory has one fatal flaw: The Jew dies instantly when exposed to water. Hence such idioms as "dirty jew" and "filthy jew" also the efficacy of concentration camp showers. We can't enter water because we'd rather stay on the banks.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 05:38 |
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kosher dilz on a friday? 十人の爺さんでセフィロスは大刀で切ってしまった？! aeris wo haiiiiiiiiru!
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 00:45 |
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| # ? May 21, 2013 03:48 |
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Kappas control the media.
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