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Happy February, everyone. This is the thread for those who have come to their loving senses and broke the gently caress out, and want to waggle their dicks at everyone still in. Feel free to ask anything about the ETS Process, getting your terminal leave stuff done, moving costs, school, finding a job, how to smoke a weed, or anything else. For future reference, please refer to the New Civilian Thread Chat flowchart.  To anyone who is on IRR/Recently discharge:  You do not need to respond to anything in the mail/by email/voice mail message about reenlistment. The only things you absolutely NEED to follow/respond to are IRR Musters and anything that comes certified mail. IRR Musters are simple and easy, and you should absolutely do them. You go, have someone ask you about reenlisting/working during your IRR time, you tell them no, and you get paid $180ish a month later. Failure to go can result in poo poo getting hosed up for you. Don't gently caress up what you worked for. You can spare a day to tell them your mailing address and to laugh at them trying to get you back in. Other threads you may want to look into: The Contractor thread is here The Education Benefits thread is here The General Benefits thread is here.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 05:37 |
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| # ? May 19, 2013 19:04 |
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Richiehimself posted:Speaking of mlb.tv we should do a GiP group this season. I've been splitting with randos from the baseball thread for the past couple years but if there are enough dudes here that watch baseball might as well keep it in house. Bros before hos and so on Just copy/pasting this from the last thread, so that it doesn't get lost to the ages.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 05:39 |
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hhheeeeyyyyyyyy!!!
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 05:41 |
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nice funny title, idiot.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 05:51 |
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Pufflekins posted:nice funny title, idiot. I thought about it for a couple minutes and realized there's nothing funny about February. At all.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 05:57 |
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:I thought about it for a couple minutes and realized there's nothing funny about February. At all. except groundhog day gently caress
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 05:57 |
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Feels good not to be in the military anymore. That's all I got guys.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:04 |
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wow not even something clever about valentines either??
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:04 |
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the title is so bad it makes me wanna rejoin the military.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:05 |
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:except groundhog day gently caress Go back and do it agaaaaainnnnn...
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:08 |
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GiP. What should I get my gf for valentines? I will buy/make the funniest or coolest idea and show proof of me giving it to her. Also I guess I'll get her something not stupid to since you're all probably going to suggest I poo poo on her or something.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:16 |
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zucchinis
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:17 |
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A fat blunt
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:18 |
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:GiP. What should I get my gf for valentines? I will buy/make the funniest or coolest idea and show proof of me giving it to her. Make her a frozen poo poo dildo from a mold of your, likely, unimpressive wiener.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:19 |
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Godholio posted:zucchinis This is going to be tough to beat. And veins talk poo poo when you've become a real man. (shot someone)
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:20 |
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make one of these
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:23 |
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:This is going to be tough to beat. Are you trying to fight me bro?
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:24 |
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Veins McGee posted:Are you trying to fight me bro? Nah man I'm sick of fighting. You just really hit home by reminding me of my poor to average weiner.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:30 |
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Get a clone-a-willy kit and make a rubber replica of a zucchini. I once made a huge card for my wife (before we got married) for valentines day out of one of those 3'x4' or so sheets of construction paper or whatever, same poo poo people use for protest signs. Something ridiculous like that is nice. Wife loved it mostly because I put more time into it than simply going to walgreens and picking a card out of the rack.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:33 |
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:Nah man I'm sick of fighting. You just really hit home by reminding me of my poor to average weiner. Your dick is impressive to me because someone else lets you stick it into their body.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:33 |
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Get her to agree to move valentine's day to like a week later so you can get half price candy and not have to deal with crowds at a restaurant
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:39 |
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HATE CURES TRANNYS posted:GiP. What should I get my gf for valentines? I will buy/make the funniest or coolest idea and show proof of me giving it to her. HPV
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 06:56 |
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Veins McGee posted:Your dick is impressive to me because someone else lets you stick it into their body. 
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 07:11 |
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Veins McGee posted:Your dick is impressive to me because someone else lets you stick it into their body. "lets"
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 07:29 |
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Godholio posted:"lets" I thought this was some sort of grammar burn for a second.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 07:39 |
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Archer's been on fire this season.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 08:05 |
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gently caress 8 AM labs forever, especially when I can't fall asleep until like 230 the morning of  Counterpoint: I'm done at 11 and don't have class until Monday at 330 
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 12:30 |
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:Archer's been on fire this season.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 13:09 |
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Unfffff feels good to get that sweet GI bill money. I was convinced that something horrible would happen and I wouldn't get it today. I was already mentally prepared to fight hours of phone-queues to bitch to an uncaring government worker.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 14:06 |
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i slept from 11pm -230 am and got so bored i came to school to study is this what being responsible feels like
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 14:24 |
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We hired this lady about a year ago at my office. Really loving hot, Army reserve E-6, seemed really on point and motivated to work. She did great in her interview, answered all the questions right, understood what we were talking about. We were generally happy to have a woman in the office that wasn't there to answer phones and make coffee. Well after her first 4 weeks she starts having troubles getting to work on time. Not like its a huge deal, we work weird hours and you can pretty much come and go as you please so long as your caselogs are caught up. She starts showing up more and more disheveled. Hair a mess, wearing same clothes as the day before. My brother who owns the place takes her in and talks to her, leaves his office window cracked so the secretary can have ears on the conversation, just in case some stupid poo poo happens. This girl then tells him how her friend from the Army was staying with her and her husband and started pulling some Single White Female poo poo trying to wedge them apart, life at home was hell, she was sleeping on the couch at her friend's house, etc. So my brother gives her keys to an apartment he keeps rented for clients in similar situations. A few weeks come and go and she's back to normal, still can't show up on time but she's caught up on work, dressing professional, it's survivable. Well after that she's back to coming in looking like road kill and really lagging behind. Her husband shows up one day at the office looking for her with the girl's mother, nothing like we expected, very well groomed, well spoken and genuinely concerned for her. They're both worried, haven't seen her in a few weeks. We find out she had been telling them she got reactivated and crashing at the apartment. My brother takes one of the other guys in the office, her husband, and mother to the apartment and they discover the place is wrecked. Floor covered in pizza boxes and vodka bottles like a frat house. What the happens is something we still talk about almost daily. The girl was sleeping on the bed with about 6 other guys, all either naked or in skivvies. Her mother starts screaming at her throwing trash from the floor at the exhausted orgy pile, her husband just walks out and says "Great, this poo poo again". Over the next few months she calls us at the office demanding to speak to my brother, when he does talk to her, it's on speaker phone so we can all here her either threaten to sue us for wrongful release or beg for the job back. She even got her reserve unit's CO to call us once and demand she be rehired. When we explained why she was fired dude accused us of making it up and I loving quote "Being in cahoots with her ex-husband" so we're pretty sure she's banging him. Today a request to interview a person she got in to a car crash with just hit my desk and I have to kick it back to the insurance company because every soul in this office would be considered biased if this went to court. And this is still a million times better than waking up a 4am to run 3 miles while singing moto poo poo.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 14:38 |
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PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:Just copy/pasting this from the last thread, so that it doesn't get lost to the ages. I'd be up for MLB.tv. Also we should start a GiP fantasy league.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:19 |
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DRONES CURE HAJI posted:I'd be up for MLB.tv. Also we should start a GiP fantasy league. I for real want us to get a GiP Fantasy Football thing going next year, the dudes from TFF that I played with this year were... well, let's say spergy would be 100 miles short of how much intensity these guys brought. Much less "The League" and a lot more "Rainman"
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:33 |
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I want to change my name to abortions cure mistakes. Or something to the effect that children are the most expensive std.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:36 |
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Jesus gently caress, booblord. 
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:39 |
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Spongebob Tampax posted:Jesus gently caress, booblord. Best part is the husbands reaction. Hands. Down.
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:46 |
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pretty great story 
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:53 |
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DRONES CURE HAJI posted:I'd be up for MLB.tv. Also we should start a GiP fantasy league. A GiP fantasy league would be awesome, count me in. Looks like mlb.tv will be back on or before Feb 28th and my premium subscription will be $115 which works out to $23 per man. I'll eat the paypal fees because I'm a cool dude. so far we got: 1. Richiehimself 2. HATE CURES TRANNYS 3. DRONES CURE HAJI 4. Spongebob (maybe) 5. open
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:55 |
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baseball season means you wont have much trouble sleeping any more at least 
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| # ? Feb 1, 2013 15:58 |
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| # ? May 19, 2013 19:04 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:We hired this lady about a year ago at my office. Really loving hot, Army reserve E-6, seemed really on point and motivated to work. She did great in her interview, answered all the questions right, understood what we were talking about. We were generally happy to have a woman in the office that wasn't there to answer phones and make coffee. Well after her first 4 weeks she starts having troubles getting to work on time. Not like its a huge deal, we work weird hours and you can pretty much come and go as you please so long as your caselogs are caught up. Don't you live in Sierra Vista? Heh. DoktorLoken fucked around with this message at Feb 1, 2013 around 18:34 |
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