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  Previously, on football... Eden Hazard committed child abuse, all the 4th place chasers except Everton decided they didn't like points, and the relegation threatened teams (Villa aside) are showing signs of life. The January transfer window has slammed shut and now several teams have shiny new toys to play with, but who are these men and what do they do?  £12.5m Man Big Chris Samba is here, supposedly to shore up QPRs defence after Ryan Nelson sadly died of MLS, but is more likely to further wreck QPR's finances when they are unable to shift him post relegation.  In a biting satirical attack on the modern game, Demba Ba has been brought into Chelsea to sit on the bench while depressed striking parody Fernando Torres wanders around aimlessly, looking lost and alone.  Newcastle.  "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. You'll always be scum". A lovely welcome from Sunderland fans for Danny "I'll never play for Sunderland" Graham.  Norwich continue their bid to recreate Leeds 2009/2010 League 1 runner up side by swapping Steve Morison for Luciano Becchio. Just Beckford and Gradel to go and we'll have got all the front 6. He's going to score a million goals.  Villa's lack of transfer funds has got so bad that they are resorting to signing made up players. "Simon Dawkins" is a 25 year old midfielder who has apparently been at Spurs on and off since 2004, despite never actually playing for them. Sources close to Tottenham claim to have "never heard of him", and suggested that he's "probably one of Harry's tax dodges". At first glance you might be thinking that todays matches all look a bit shite, and you'd be right, they do. The pick of the bunch in this pundits opinion is the relegation 6 pointer Wigan vs Southampton. Other things to look forward to include the faint but unlikely possibility of a goal being scored during QPR vs Norwich, Arsenal fans becoming enraged when a Stoke player does a thing, and Aston Villa continuing their inexorable slide towards oblivion. Happy football everyone!
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Blue Screen Error posted:
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 09:46 |
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Looking forward to the day QPR are mathematically relegated. Help them on their way Norwich.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 09:49 |
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Norwich will win today.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:07 |
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That is a great OP, gave me a proper laugh.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:10 |
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Cant see villa getting anything against everton today, surprise me villa, please? 
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:10 |
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Clearly the big game is the stoke-arsenal matchup where the integrity of the beautiful game will be defended against arsenal
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:10 |
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I do love Football it is perhaps my favourite weekly serial
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:12 |
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Arsenal will win their training game today, Stoke won't have a shot on target. Pulis will cry about fans expectations, how much money Arsenal have spent and "bonus games". Fans behind Pulis will attack the fans that didn't attend, despite telling anyone who has any concerns whatsoever to "gently caress off up the Vale". I will be furious.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:21 |
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Timbers Jim posted:Clearly the big game is the stoke-arsenal matchup where the integrity of the beautiful game will be defended against arsenal For a fun drinking game, take a shot everytime a pundit utters the fantastic insight that Stoke and Arsenal, and West Ham and Swansea, play very different styles of football. Smoke some crack everytime "a clash of styles" is said.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:22 |
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I'd really quite like to see Gutierrez get dropped after how shite he was against Villa. Unfortuantely for me he appears undroppable when fit and I don't know why. Ba is going to start because Chelsea are cunts and will play Torres against other relegation threatened teams but not us
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:23 |
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Blue Screen Error posted:For a fun drinking game, take a shot everytime a pundit utters the fantastic insight that Stoke and Arsenal, and West Ham and Swansea, play very different styles of football. what about the phrases "passing game" and "organised defense"
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:24 |
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Good post op. I think Newcastle v Chelsea could be an alright game. All the new signings are probably going to want to impress the home crowd and Chelsea are pretty hit and miss at the moment. I'm predicting a 2-2 draw.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:27 |
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Timbers Jim posted:what about the phrases "passing game" and "organised defense" Poppers and viagra respectively.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 10:28 |
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Luciano is going to make big chris samba look like a chump and harry redknob will make a face
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 11:37 |
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the sex ghost posted:Luciano is going to make big chris samba look like a chump and harry redknob will make a face I want this to happen and gifman being there for us.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 11:43 |
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QPR team v Norwich: Cesar; Fabio, Samba, Hill, Traore, Wright-Phillips, Derry, Mbia, Townsend, Taarabt, Mackie Norwich team v QPR: Bunn, Martin, Johnson, Bassong, Turner, Snodgrass, Holt, Pilkington, Hoolahan, Garrido, Tettey
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 11:53 |
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Becchio is on the bench, ready to come on and score an injury time winner.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 11:58 |
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I hope arsenal win and Wenger goes to shake tony pubeless's hand before pulling it away at the last second and smoothing his hair.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:05 |
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C'mon Norwich, beat QPR. Also it better be "poo poo" Wigan that play us today rather "would beat Barcelona 10-0 to avoid relegation" Wigan.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:05 |
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Blue Screen Error posted:Becchio is on the bench, ready to come on and score an injury time winner. You mean the pointless last goal in a 5-0 match
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:08 |
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Get your calendars out, Phil Brown of Hull City FC fame is on 5live at 3.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:10 |
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i hope qpr lose so i can l my a off
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:11 |
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I reckon most of the teams today will be wanting 3 points
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:12 |
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julian assflange posted:I reckon most of the teams today will be wanting 3 points I don't know, that's quite a bold assumption.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:14 |
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julian assflange posted:I reckon most of the teams today will be wanting 3 points I think you underestimate how much Hughton loves draws
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:17 |
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julian assflange posted:I reckon most of the teams today will be wanting 3 points However not all of them will get 3 points. Makes you think.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:18 |
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Arsenal to triumph over Mordor FC. Looking forward to seeing Monreal. Heard good things but that doesn't necessarily mean much because...well...Gervinho.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:31 |
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Ian Darke starts the broadcast with a car-window interview outside of Loftus Road making fun of Odemwingie, a nice touch. Remy injured, imagine that.
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Norwich XI: Bunn, Martin, Bassong, Turner, Garrido, Tettey, Johnson, Snodgrass, Hoolahan, Pilkington, Holt QPR's starting line-up.: Cesar; Fabio, Samba, Hill, Traore, Wright-Phillips, Derry, Mbia, Townsend, Taarabt, Mackie
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Half-blind Hero posted:Arsenal to triumph over Mordor FC. i cant wait to hear 'nacho monreal, nacho monreal, hes an arsenal player, nacho monreal' shaking the foundations at the shitannia
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:43 |
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I hate it when TV says we are playing 4-4-2, Hoolahan is not a bloody striker
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:44 |
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I hope QPR and the saggy faced fucker on the side line gets relegated. e: ^^^^ says 4-2-3-1 here 
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:45 |
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nice thick borders on your tables op, thicker than mine!!
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:48 |
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Hatem Ben Arfa posted:nice thick borders on your tables op, thicker than mine!! You were an inspiration to me, made me step up my game.
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:49 |
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look at those skills from snodgrass. you can see why barcelona offered him a trial and he turned them down
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:49 |
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Go on Big Alex Tettey, do your thing
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:56 |
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Blue Screen Error posted:I hate it when TV says we are playing 4-4-2, Hoolahan is not a bloody striker
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| # ? Feb 2, 2013 12:58 |
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Looking forward to Becchio coming on and showing us all that Messi is only the second best Argentine player.
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SPL dna there
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