[SOROSCREW]Tea Party Launches Facebook-clone: Because Social Media has a Liberal Bias

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escape artist: Sep 24, 2005; Slow train coming

monsieur fatso posted:

Haha, two people found with that name.

http://gawker.com/5916751/gop-troll...-petition-stunt

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:36

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# ? May 25, 2013 05:36

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; Who the hell is that right there? 85. Heyward-Bey? See, that's the shit I'm talking about. Cut that dumbass. 24 is Huff right? Cut his ass too. You know what, just cut every last one of these assholes. Fuck it all. Fuck.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:41

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Where the fuck is your chin?"

Volkerball posted:

Oh, I guess somebody there had two brain cells to rub together and figure out that they're hosed about copyrights

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:42

Former Human: Oct 15, 2001

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Edit:

Because helping hungry kids is a waste of money.

Goddamn.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:43

Hogburto: Sep 26, 2005; BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

Hahahah George Soros. That guy we hate for reasons people smarter than us know about (surely)!
Also, pretty sure he's a nazi because he said in his interview that he was very happy in his childhood. How could that be possible when you were living in Naziland unless you were also a NAZI, George!!!?

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:46

Node: May 20, 2001

Former Human posted:

Because helping hungry kids is a waste of money.

Goddamn.

They had to eat their bootstraps so they have no other recourse.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:46

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Lesbos Jones-Laquisha is on!

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:47

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

Just a minute of experimenting seems to show that the word 'gently caress' is filtered only when immediately followd by 'you'.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:49

Volkerball: Oct 15, 2009; Who the hell is that right there? 85. Heyward-Bey? See, that's the shit I'm talking about. Cut that dumbass. 24 is Huff right? Cut his ass too. You know what, just cut every last one of these assholes. Fuck it all. Fuck.

Are we doing look but don't touch on this one, or

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:50

monsieur fatso: Dec 22, 2005; smooching with the enemy

Former Human posted:

Because helping hungry kids is a waste of money.

Goddamn.

Looking at that guys profile/other posts, I think he's trolling.

edit: maybe not. It's too loving hard to tell.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:51

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

There are no games here. BUT WE GOT MOTHERFUCKING QUIZZES!

quote:

Bible Quiz 6
January 30, 2013 by Redd Head
Part 6 lets see how much we know of God's Holy Word
1. How did Elijah die
If a fire
in a worldwind
he was murdered
he did not die
2. Who asked what is Truth
Pilate
John
Jesus
David
3. What letter has "all of sinned and fall short of the Glory of God"
Galataians
Hebrews
II Corinthians
Romans
4. What Gospel calls Judas Iscarrot a thief
John
Mark
Matthew
Luke
5. how many kings of Judah where they after the divsion
19
20
18
9
6. Who wrote the Book of Isaiah
he wrote all of it
2 different prophets
a unknown did after the exile
3 different prophets
7. Who was king of Sodom
Nancy Pelosi
Bera
Bershi
Melchizedek

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:52

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; "Why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU! Where the fuck is your chin?"

Cowslips Warren posted:

There are no games here. BUT WE GOT MOTHERFUCKING QUIZZES!

What did Jesus say in the Sermon of the Mount?

A:Bootstraps, you bumfucks.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:55

stinkles1112: Jun 20, 2007; You like see-food? I don't...

Volkerball posted:

Are we doing look but don't touch on this one, or ?

I think that the answer to this is fairly apparent.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:58

monsieur fatso: Dec 22, 2005; smooching with the enemy

Volkerball posted:

Are we doing look but don't touch on this one, or ?

I'm all over this.

My name on here is Lillian Stevens if anyone wants to friend me. I'm getting too much of a kick out of this.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 04:58

Hogburto: Sep 26, 2005; BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

Volkerball posted:

Are we doing look but don't touch on this one, or ?

You can hardly encourage or discourage a fish to swim.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:01

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

Alright I'm bored with it already. See ya all in hell.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:02

Wildlife Analysis: Jul 26, 2008

Registered as William Tecumseh Sherman. This is great.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:08

HackerJoeGuy: Apr 18, 2007

Looks like they're going on a bit of a banning spree, too. I bet that will stop future DDOS attacks.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:09

Paradox Personified: Mar 15, 2010; SoroScrew

soscannonballs posted:

I have less than 20 friends and I am pretty sure over half of the friends I do have are goons.

Here I am: https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-28971/
I'm just going to come out and say it, I'm so surprised that with this one proxy that hasn't been detected (It's a HA, L1 proxy) I've had this little guy (bassnectar reference like it?) under the 'troll radar' for a good while now, long before they knew anyone but a Teapartard could be a member there. I guess since I put my account as from Ohio, they're giving me some leeway.

So friend me goons, I'm known as Cozza Frenzzy. I mean come on, they let me by with a name like that, a BASSNECTAR reference- I just post whatever I imagine my grandfather (never met him) would be saying. I don't even capitalize much of anything when I post with him, and it's perfect.
Add me as a friend, report me with a screenshot of this post to make your account look genuine I don't care (actually please do, I want to see how bulletproof I am), I've been outed for some time now. I'm just that good of an actress.

I'm honestly surprised how little it took to fit in all this time.

monsieur fatso posted:

Haha, two people found with that name.

I'm trying to find out where this came from; never saw it before. Was 'Weedlord Bonerhitler' from that anti-Obamacare petition?

Volkerball posted:

or ?

I loving hope so.

Though, I am disappointed there's no Leo Crabs.

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-87337/

quote:

im a AMERICAN PATRIOT I WILL DEFEND THIS COUNTRY TO MY LAST BREATH I LOVE AMERICA IM A CHEF I HAVEA FAMILY THAT I LOVE VERY MUCH
"Music
ALL MUSIC BUT RAP"

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/jo-annewessler/
Oh my god my eyes on this one, loving neon everything.

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-45131/info/

quote:

Favorite Quotations:
Freedom is not free, Free men are not equal, Equal men are not free

Grampa, you're stoned again.

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-50190/
Look, a conservative 4channer?

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-56653/info/
Uhoh, temptation! I don't do well with tempation, so here we go.

quote:

**PRIVACY NOTICE:
Warning--any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the ... See More content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/ or the comments made about my photo's or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or a...ny personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law.

... Okay? Not confidential anymore!!

quote:

But many changes over the years, I have changed and a loner but prefer to have a wife before I get to old to enjoy her life and laughter and genteelness and love. I did blunder one time with a girl named Susan Smith, if I had not run for the hills back then we may have been married the last 30 years, regret. I Hate head games that people play.

Punish me, you naughty naughty republican.

drat place has almost 100,000 users.

Paradox Personified fucked around with this message at Feb 10, 2013 around 01:48

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:09

Tim Selaty Jr: May 16, 2011; No, fuck YOU, Dad!

I'm "Piss Children"

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:20

monsieur fatso: Dec 22, 2005; smooching with the enemy

Paradox Personified posted:

drat place has almost 100,000 users.

Yeah but how many are fake?

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:20

Paradox Personified: Mar 15, 2010; SoroScrew

monsieur fatso posted:

Yeah but how many are fake?

Four. Just four.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:23

StandardVC10: Feb 6, 2007; the last free soul

monsieur fatso posted:

Yeah but how many are fake?

I'm going to go ahead and say at least 95,000.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:24

Wildlife Analysis: Jul 26, 2008

Everyone seems to be a fake, honestly.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:27

Tim Selaty Jr: May 16, 2011; No, fuck YOU, Dad!

Yeah I haven't found a legitimate profile yet

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:29

Mr.48: May 1, 2007

If I wasn't busy preparing for my thesis defense I would make an account there to push leftist views under the disguise of being an ultra right-wing libertarian. BIG GOVERNMENT is jeopardizing the effectiveness of OUR TROOPS! Keep BIG GOVERNMENT with their SOCIALIST FUNDING out of the military!

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:32

monsieur fatso: Dec 22, 2005; smooching with the enemy

Wildlife Analysis posted:

Everyone seems to be a fake, honestly.

I seriously can't tell if half the posts are fake or not.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:34

The Door Frame: Dec 5, 2011; Don't worry you'll look great with a shaved head. Bruce Willis does it, I don't understand why you are being such a wuss about this.

Is it going to be like that one spy ring joke? You know the one where the American spy infiltrates a communist spy ring, only to find out that all the other "communists" are from other governments trying to gather information on the USSR and the real communists had died years ago.

Only this time it's all Internet assholes pretending to be tea partiers and all the real right wing whack jobs stayed on Facebook because no one would switch over with them

Fake edit: I think it may have been from an episode of Get Smart, but can't remember...

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:38

Local Resident: Feb 16, 2009; Stanhope in '08

A Intimate Rimjobs posted:

Yeah I haven't found a legitimate profile yet

Take a look at the people who took the American History II quiz:

I'm pretty sure that all those who scored below 50% are legit Tea Party members.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:44

Long Francesco: Jun 3, 2005

escape artist posted:

They spelled Vietnam as "Viet Nam"

That's how it's spelled depending on where you live and how old you are.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:51

monsieur fatso: Dec 22, 2005; smooching with the enemy

I think two trolls are arguing with each other, each not knowing that the other is a troll in some topic.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 05:57

FaradayCage: May 2, 2010

The Tea Party is like Chris Farley in Black Sheep. Except without those rare, tender moments.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 06:05

Fitzdraco: Aug 4, 2007

Another fun little Easter egg your choice of birth years goes back to 1776.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 06:05

Wildlife Analysis: Jul 26, 2008

Fitzdraco posted:

Another fun little Easter egg your choice of birth years goes back to 1776.

It makes it incredibly easy to make an accurate profile for hated historical figures.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 06:06

M3wThr33: Sep 4, 2004; I gave up long ago trying to contribute anything ever.

The amount of copied sourecode is hilarious. They even kept in the fb-root class for their JS.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 06:17

UppityNegress: Jul 22, 2012

Feranon posted:

Being called out on your bullshit, or just disagreed with at all, equals censorship.

But only when it happens to Good White Christians. You just know that Lefty McGee is going to be perma-banned from that site in record time. "Are Freedoms!" are only for the right kind of people.

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Hummingbirds: Feb 17, 2011

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-92956/

# ? Feb 3, 2013 06:23

Lumberjack Bonanza: Feb 27, 2011; I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!

So wait, where can I find the Facebook where everyone mocks Tea Party members?

# ? Feb 3, 2013 06:25

monsieur fatso: Dec 22, 2005; smooching with the enemy

Well gently caress, I got banned. Fun while it lasted.

monsieur fatso fucked around with this message at Feb 3, 2013 around 06:31

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# ? May 25, 2013 05:36

Axetrain: Sep 14, 2007; Cutting me off at every turn

Welp just created my profile, so let me introduce myself.

My name is "Vladimir Lenin" and I was born in the town of "Ulyanovsk" in "1870".

My profile states that "The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation" and my post quotation is "Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps".

I am looking forward to my membership in this new community

https://www.teapartycommunity.com/profile-92958/

Axetrain fucked around with this message at Feb 3, 2013 around 06:33

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