Search Amazon.com:
Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us $3,400 per month for bandwidth bills alone, and since we don't believe in shoving popup ads to our registered users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
  • Post
  • Reply
Splender
Nov 11, 2012

Revel in the gloriously handsome sight of my insane pectorals


Is it possible that Jesus was perforated, and made entirely of biodegradable plastics?
I think the illuminati have held this secret back for too long.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

Legend has it that the Illuminati were the ones that hung Jesus on the cross. Romans never existed outside of fiction.

West SAAB Story
Sep 10, 2010

Born from Jets.


he was actually constructed of small foil packages.. water into wine? more like purple drank!

Splender
Nov 11, 2012

Revel in the gloriously handsome sight of my insane pectorals


West SAAB Story posted:

he was actually constructed of small foil packages.. water into wine? more like purple drank!

Foil you say? Maybe an elite composite of plastic and foil. Plasoil, like OIL, who owns the oil companys? Rothschild, ILLUMINATUS.

Geek U.S.A.
Jan 16, 2013


Jesus was a Xenomorph.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

al Dajjal
Nov 3, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Geek U.S.A. posted:

Jesus was a Xenomorph.

"Fishers of men".

It's starting to make sense.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply