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Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


It's that time again! Time to dodge bottles of what was beer a few hours ago, a hundred thousand borrachos in green shirts and giant sombreros, enough red/white/blue garbage to fill all the dollar stores from Seattle to Sasardi, better grass in the stands than on the field, altitude, smog, heat, snow, rain, all in the name of being one of three (or four) teams that make it to Brazil next year.

Actually, this is the fourth round, also known as the Hexagonal or Hex round, of six teams, each playing a home and home. The first three rounds came over 2011 and 2012, and honestly let Wikipedia break it down better than I could. Short form is we stagger this over several play-in rounds to weed out the smallest no-hopers first. Top three teams go to Brazil, fourth team gets a playoff vs New Zealand, last two teams stay home.

YOUR TEAMS:
USA
Mexico
Jamaica
Panama
Costa Rica
Honduras

YOUR GAMES:

2/6/13:
Honduras 2 USA 1, San Pedro Sula
Panama 2 Costa Rica 2, Panama City
Mexico 0 Jamaica 0, Mexico City

3/22/13:
Honduras 2 Mexico 2, San Pedro Sula
Jamaica 1 Panama 1, Kingston
USA 1 Costa Rica 0, Hoth

3/26/13:
Costa Rica 2 Jamaica 0, San Jose
Panama 2 Honduras 2, Panama City
Mexico 0 USA 0, Mexico City

6/4/13:
Jamaica-Mexico, Kingston

6/7/13:
Costa Rica-Honduras, San Jose
Jamaica-USA, Kingston
Panama-Mexico, Panama City

6/11/13:
Honduras-Jamaica, Tegucigalpa
Mexico-Costa Rica, Mexico City
USA-Panama, Seattle

6/18/13:
Costa Rica-Panama, San Jose
USA-Honduras, Sandy

9/6/13:
Costa Rica-USA, Pablo Wanchope Memorial Gravel Pit
Mexico-Honduras, Mexico City
Panama-Jamaica, Panama City

9/10/13:
USA-Mexico, Columbus
Honduras-Panama, San Pedro Sula
Jamaica-Costa Rica, Kingston

10/11/13:
USA-Jamaica, Kansas City
Mexico-Panama, Mexico City
Honduras-Panama, San Pedro Sula

10/15/13:
Costa Rica-Mexico, San Jose
Jamaica-Honduras, Kingston
Panama-USA, Panama City


If there's no city name after the match, that means the venue is still TBD. This post will be updated as that stuff gets announced, as will final scores. Field conditions are a huge part of team advantage in this region, so look for games scheduled at seemingly inconvenient times (like Honduras-USA at 3pm local time) to maximize heat, rain, obnoxious fans, etc.

In the middle of this, it's also a Gold Cup [off-year, B-listers] and Confed Cup [Mexico reps this year] year. Also, look for some friendlies and whatnot scattered about, particularly with the US, which is celebrating the federation's 100th birthday.

WHERE THE HELL CAN I WATCH THIS

Everyone outside the US, please feel free to share what channels are airing games in your area. I can only answer for the US, where home games are ESPN/ESPN2, Mexico games are ESPN/ESPN2, and any other away games are BeInSport.

HOW CAN I GET TO GAMES

Also a US-specific answer from me, but check American Outlaws. They'll have information about ticket blocks for home games, travel packages for away games, and viewing parties for those staying at home.

LET'S PARTY!

Hoover Dam fucked around with this message at Apr 18, 2013 around 21:11

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009


I'm pretty excited for this to get started. I hope to make it to my first USA game at some point in the Hex, but school and location could make that tough. (I still say a game could be played at Razorback Stadium just fine...kidding).

Squad gets announced tomorrow morning, right? I'm curious to see who all made the cut after that game with Canada.

I'm also hoping Jamaica sneak a draw with Mexico. That'd be amazing.

Hello Towel
Aug 9, 2010

Oh my.


I'm ready to see our guys in competitive play again. Excited for these.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


I thought we all agreed on a different name for this thread:

Akileese posted:

This is ninety minutes of my life I will never have back and I am not happy about it.

Drogadon
Jun 26, 2003

Il fenomeno vero, per sempre capitano bianconero.

Jorge Luis Pinto is retarded and Bryan Ruiz is made of glass, I'm not very optimistic.

The two main networks here will show most games, you just have to figure out on which channel.

http://www.telenoticias7.com/envivo.php

http://www.repretel.com/envivo

Not sure if they will region block this but they usually don't.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Oh thank god Comcast finally added beIN in Denver, ready to go here.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


BOOM

the whimsical mind of klinsi posted:

U.S. ROSTER BY POSITION (World Cup qualifying Caps/Goals) – Detailed Roster
GOALKEEPERS (3) : Brad Guzan (Aston Villa - 5/3 SO), Tim Howard (Everton – 22/9 SO), Sean Johnson (Chicago Fire – 0/0)
DEFENDERS (9) : Matt Besler (Sporting Kansas City – 0/0), Carlos Bocanegra (Racing Santander – 31/5), Geoff Cameron (Stoke City – 5/0), Edgar Castillo (Club Tijuana – 0/0), Timmy Chandler (Nuremberg – 0/0), Brad Evans (Seattle Sounders – 0/0), Omar Gonzalez (LA Galaxy – 0/0), Fabian Johnson (Hoffenheim – 3/0), Michael Parkhurst (Augsburg – 3/0)
MIDFIELDERS (8) : Michael Bradley (Roma – 19/5), Brad Davis (Houston Dynamo - 0/0), Maurice Edu (Bursaspor – 9/0), Jermaine Jones (Card Liability – 5/0), Sacha Kljestan (Anderlecht – 12/0), Jose Torres (Tigres – 9/0), Danny Williams (Hoffenheim – 4/0), Graham Zusi (Sporting Kansas City – 3/0)
FORWARDS (4 ): Jozy Altidore (AZ Alkmaar – 17/6), Clint Dempsey (Tottenham Hotspur – 26/10), Herculez Gomez (Santos L. Halper – 6/2), Eddie Johnson (Seattle Sounders – 11/10)

Yep, time to cap tie Chandler once and for all. Is Boyd hurt? I like him.

The SARS Volta
Feb 13, 2002



Hoover's day job must be as lax as mine


E: I like Boyd too but I agree with a lot of the media guys that this is a get in/out affair. Edu's got experience with these guys, which is probably more valuable than sending a kid like Gatt to San Pedro Sula for his first WCQ cap.

The SARS Volta fucked around with this message at Feb 4, 2013 around 15:34

Shrapnac
Jan 21, 2005

Manlovers United


Posted in the same minute no less.

Kinda surprised to see Edu get a call up seeing as he hasn't played in 6 months.

Drogadon
Jun 26, 2003

Il fenomeno vero, per sempre capitano bianconero.

Costa Rica squad:

Porteros: Keylor Navas (Levante/ESP), Patrick Pemberton (Alajuelense)

Defensas: José Salvarierra (Alajuelense), Cristian Gamboa (Rosenborg), Michael Umaña (Saprissa/NOR), Johnny Acosta (Dorados de Sinaloa/MEX), Giancarlo Gonzalez (Valerenga/NOR), Roy Miller (Red Bulls/MLS), Bryan Oviedo (Everton/ENG), Christopher Meneses (Alajuelense)

Mediocampistas: Celso Borges (AIK/SUE), Osvaldo Rodríguez (Santos de Guápiles), Ariel Rodríguez (Pérez Zeledón), Cristian Bolaños (FC Copenhague/DEN), Douglas Sequeira (Saprissa), Michael Barrantes (Aalesund/NOR), Rodney Wallace (Portland Timbers/MLS), Bryan Ruiz (Fulham/ENG)

Delanteros: Randall Brenes (Cartaginés), Álvaro Saborío (Real Salt Lake/MLS), Joel Campbell (Real Betis/ESP), Jairo Arrieta (Columbus Crew/MLS)


If Pinto starts Navas in goal I'm gonna have a meltdown (he will).

Defensively I think we look pretty good, and with Gamboa in the squad hopefully Salvatierra doesn't see the pitch.

Celso sucks but he's gonna play because his dad was a legend. Douglas Sequeira hopefully is there just to tutor the younger guys and won't even put on his boots. Hoping Rodney keeps up his national team form.

Sabo and Campbell should start up front. No Arrieta please.

e: my choice lineup would be

Pemberton; Gamboa, Acosta, Gonzalez, Oviedo; Bolaños, A. Rodriguez, Wallace, Ruiz; Campbell, Saborio.

Drogadon fucked around with this message at Feb 6, 2013 around 03:29

The SARS Volta
Feb 13, 2002



Drogadon, how do you think this squad compares overall to 2009?

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


The SARS Volta posted:

Hoover's day job must be as lax as mine


E: I like Boyd too but I agree with a lot of the media guys that this is a get in/out affair. Edu's got experience with these guys, which is probably more valuable than sending a kid like Gatt to San Pedro Sula for his first WCQ cap.

My day job involves sports news/data.

Looking at it that way--especially with the Austrian league on winter break--you're right, it makes more sense to go with the guys we know. Still, Edu's been idle for a while.

Forearm
Nov 14, 2005


Hey Hoover & Mike and any other Boston people are there any other Boston bars that are showing the game besides the Banshee? That place kinda blows and is way out of the way.

Drogadon
Jun 26, 2003

Il fenomeno vero, per sempre capitano bianconero.

The SARS Volta posted:

Drogadon, how do you think this squad compares overall to 2009?

I think it's way better, but somehow they manage to under perform.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


Forearm posted:

Hey Hoover & Mike and any other Boston people are there any other Boston bars that are showing the game besides the Banshee? That place kinda blows and is way out of the way.

I've heard some folks are calling to see if Game On in Fenway or any of the Tavern in the Square locations have it. Parlor doesn't open until 7, so that's most likely out. It's extremely unlikely I'll be able to get to see any of the game no matter who's airing it, but I do agree with your assessment of the Banshee.

Reek
Nov 3, 2002

every.fucking.year.


Worked the Superbowl so I could take a day off on Wednesday, lets do this.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


Forearm posted:

Hey Hoover & Mike and any other Boston people are there any other Boston bars that are showing the game besides the Banshee? That place kinda blows and is way out of the way.

Just learned Parlor will open early to show it, and if it weren't at like the least opportune time of day for me, I would be there.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SHORT TIMING ROUTES CAN SUBSTITUTE FOR A RUNNING GAME

IDIOT.


Hoover Dam posted:

BOOM


Yep, time to cap tie Chandler once and for all. Is Boyd hurt? I like him.

So is Landycakes done from JK's side and unofficially retired from international play now?

The SARS Volta
Feb 13, 2002



Akbar posted:

So is Landycakes done from JK's side and unofficially retired from international play now?

If he doesn't get (or refuses) a call-up for the March WCQs, you might as well take the "un-" off of that

GOM
Jan 13, 2001

We'll be running round Tottenham with our European Cup

We'll be running round Tottenham with our European Cup

We'll be running round Tottenham running round Tottenham
running round Tottenham with our European Cup


Akbar posted:

So is Landycakes done from JK's side and unofficially retired from international play now?

http://www.latimes.com/sports/sport...0,6916765.story

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

Mmm, the Tin Woodsman...that's me

So why is the Honduras-US game being held so early in the day?

The SARS Volta
Feb 13, 2002



trem_two posted:

So why is the Honduras-US game being held so early in the day?

With the humidity it's going to feel close to 95 F (35 C) in San Pedro Sula. Hard for a bunch of guys who play in America and Europe to adapt to that in early February.

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

Don't worry, I still love you.

Drogadon posted:

I think it's way better, but somehow they manage to under perform.

Isn't this mainly because they care more about local clubs than the national team? Regardless I'm looking forward to being at the game in San Jose. The USMNT has an abysmal record there.

Mercaptopropyl fucked around with this message at Feb 6, 2013 around 15:24

Drogadon
Jun 26, 2003

Il fenomeno vero, per sempre capitano bianconero.

Mercaptopropyl posted:

Costa Rica home games are all played at the new Estadio Nacional. Or as my friend from Costa Rica says, "That stadium the Chinese built for us,"

Isn't this mainly because they care more about local clubs than the national team? Regardless I'm looking forward to being at the game in San Jose. The USMNT has an abysmal record there.

That stadium is the monument for Oscar Arias stabbing Taiwan in the back.


Nobody cares more about local clubs than the national team, the guys who play abroad care more about their club (I'm looking at you Bryan). They are also overrated just because they play abroad and selected over local dudes regardless of form (see Navas, Keylor). Also Pinto is retarded and doesn't really have a system, he has called up like 80 different players and doesn't really stick to any tactical system. Also Costa Ricans can't cross, that's scientific fact.

Against the US the game will probably be at the Saprissa because for some reason you guys are scared of that shithole.

e: apparently no campbell, gamboa or oviedo in the starting lineup for tomorrow

Drogadon fucked around with this message at Feb 6, 2013 around 03:30

Howdy
Jan 25, 2005


Mercaptopropyl posted:

Costa Rica home games are all played at the new Estadio Nacional. Or as my friend from Costa Rica says, "That stadium the Chinese built for us,"


Isn't this mainly because they care more about local clubs than the national team? Regardless I'm looking forward to being at the game in San Jose. The USMNT has an abysmal record there.

Understood there was thought being given to playing US/Mex or all hex games back at Saprissa, is that entirely bullshit (or decided against already)?


Anyone happy about having the Chinese build things for them should visit the six-year-old cricket ground they built in Antigua (where the football team also plays). poo poo is crummmmmbling.


e: in honor of the thread title

Howdy fucked around with this message at Feb 6, 2013 around 07:16

a real peso shit
Jun 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4161 days!


oh yes this is the best time oh god yes


Hoover Dam posted:

USA-Mexico [bet on this being in Columbus]


Fairbanks, Alaska.


Although seattle would be cool as gently caress.


EDIT: SQUAD FOR MEXICO


ROSTER

GOALKEEPERS (3): José de Jesús Corona (Cruz Azul), Cirilo Saucedo (Tijuana), Alfredo Talavera (Toluca).

DEFENDERS (8): Francisco Rodríguez (America), Héctor Moreno (Espanyol), Jorge Torres Nilo (Tigres), Dárvin Chávez (Monterrey), Diego Reyes (America), Hugo Ayala (Tigres), Severo Meza (Monterrey), Paul Aguilar (America).

MIDFIELDERS (8): Javier Aquino (Villarreal), Carlos Salcido (Tigres), Ángel Reyna (Pachuca), Héctor Herrera (Pachuca), Jesús Molina (America), Marco Fabián (Chivas), Andrés Guardado (Valencia), Fernando Arce (Tijuana).

FORWARDS (4): Giovani dos Santos (Mallorca), Javier Hernández (Manchester United), Aldo de Nigris (Monterrey), Oribe Peralta (Santos Laguna).


sadly carlos vela asked not to be called up again. I don't think he will play under de la Torre anymore and that's sad because he's our best striker right now.

a real peso shit fucked around with this message at Feb 6, 2013 around 07:45

Stinky Pit
Feb 27, 2006

Lucha Libra Ruinas Todos

Calling up Salcido and de Nigris while ignoring Vela and Ochoa pretty much confirms that 'Chepo gives zero fucks about actual performances and is just going to run out whoever he likes for any given competition.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


a real peso poo poo posted:

oh yes this is the best time oh god yes



a real peso poo poo posted:


Fairbanks, Alaska.


Barrow:

Mercaptopropyl
Sep 16, 2006

Don't worry, I still love you.

Drogadon posted:

That stadium is the monument for Oscar Arias stabbing Taiwan in the back.


Nobody cares more about local clubs than the national team, the guys who play abroad care more about their club (I'm looking at you Bryan). They are also overrated just because they play abroad and selected over local dudes regardless of form (see Navas, Keylor). Also Pinto is retarded and doesn't really have a system, he has called up like 80 different players and doesn't really stick to any tactical system. Also Costa Ricans can't cross, that's scientific fact.

Against the US the game will probably be at the Saprissa because for some reason you guys are scared of that shithole.

e: apparently no campbell, gamboa or oviedo in the starting lineup for tomorrow

Haha good to know. Thanks though, I'd rather be at the Saprissa tbh.

Drogadon
Jun 26, 2003

Il fenomeno vero, per sempre capitano bianconero.

Mercaptopropyl posted:

Haha good to know. Thanks though, I'd rather be at the Saprissa tbh.

Contact me when you're down here, we can go for a beer before or after the game, I'll probably go to all five.

Have you been to the Saprissa before? If not I can also tell you how to avoid getting mugged or beaten up by ultras

spwrozek
Sep 4, 2006
Sail when it's windy

Does anyone know if there is a radio feed for the US game today?

Something not shady that could possible work at place of business?

Thanks, go usa.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever


EVERYONE SCRAMBLE OUT OF THE OFFICE NOW
Starters: Howard ©; Chandler, Gonzalez, Cameron, F. Johnson; Williams, Jones, Bradley, E. Johnson; Dempsey, Altidore

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003


Hoover Dam posted:

EVERYONE SCRAMBLE OUT OF THE OFFICE NOW
Starters: Howard ©; Chandler, Gonzalez, Cameron, F. Johnson; Williams, Jones, Bradley, E. Johnson; Dempsey, Altidore

GONZOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005



Hoover Dam posted:

EVERYONE SCRAMBLE OUT OF THE OFFICE NOW
Starters: Howard ©; Chandler, Gonzalez, Cameron, F. Johnson; Williams, Jones, Bradley, E. Johnson; Dempsey, Altidore

I can't get used to Eddie Johnson starting a WCQ in 2013.

vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


I have a lot of time for Eddie Johnson, he knows his limitations and his strengths, unlike Jozy who seems to think he doesn't actually have the worst first touch in the world

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003


please respond posted:

I have a lot of time for Eddie Johnson, he knows his limitations and his strengths, unlike Jozy who seems to think he doesn't actually have the worst first touch in the world

Strengths: speed
Limitations: shooting, passing, stepovers

vaginal culture
Feb 29, 2012

3 Time Football State
Champs in Ohio
1984, 2005, 2006
kiss the rings fgts


Tigren posted:

Strengths: speed
Limitations: shooting, passing, stepovers

He can head the ball and put away chances, and he can hold it up a bit. He's ok.

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!


Tigren posted:

Strengths: speed
Limitations: shooting, passing, stepovers

To be fair I think you could say all 4 of those are limitations for Jozy.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003


80085 posted:

To be fair I think you could say all 4 of those are limitations for Jozy.

Dude is having the best scoring season of his career and is #2 in his league.

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Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009



Jozy will score.

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