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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

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"....hey hon where did put the oreos and pretzels and wings? And could you fetch me another delicious ice cold Budweiser?"



Hey sorry pardner didn't see y'all there. You just caught me in the middle of my tailgating party. You see I'm having a tailgate and I'm hoping you'll tail a gate with me as we look forward to










http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWnP4li8pZI
(please play this video while reading the rest of the op)





Last year we had a great time discussing the premiere event in gridiron franchise supersport and I'm hoping this year it's even bigger and better. Post about how you're anticipating the big 'bowl. Maybe some recipes or tips for a great tailgate. Maybe you could explain the rules again to me, Pissflaps, as I struggle to stay awake (i't on very late here, to be fair). Please keep all gendered insults to a minimum (a trigger warning would be appreciated) but don't let me clip your posting wings. This is your superbowl and your superbowl thread. It's a thread for you to post posts in.

But before we post, lets learn......

wikipedia posted:

Super Bowl XLVII is an upcoming American football game between the American Football Conference (AFC) champion Baltimore Ravens and the National Football Conference (NFC) champion San Francisco 69ers to decide the National Football League (NFL) champion for the 2012 season. It will be played at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana, on February 3, 2013 at 5:30 p.m. Central Standard Time.

Thanks Wikipedia.



The Baltimore Ravens are on the most multi storied franchises in sports. I went to Baltimore once and checked out the aquarium so that's who I'll be rooting for and I can't guarantee that the rest of this OP will be impartial. The Balt's are a dead cert for the cup I think. I think they'll win it this year in New Orleans.



This logo sucks. This logo belongs to the San Francisco 49rs (fortyniners for short) A bad start to a franchise with hardly any stories to be told. And I think they'll be going back to san francisco with their 'tail' between their legs. What does the 49 stand for anyway? 49 ways to be bad?.






We all had a great posting time in last year's thread. Lets keep it nice and friendly and not let our passion for the sport run away with us.

I'll level with you I don't 'get' this sport but I'm willing to give it yet another go. What I'm trying to say is...if I can change...and you can change...everybody can change! I just want to say one thing to my kid...who should be home sleeping. Merry Christmas, kid! I love you!


So without further adieu...



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Timbers Jim
Oct 24, 2010



when's the puppy bowl

NinjaSteve
Oct 31, 2010

~*~ always follow your posting dreams ~*~

i have no idea whats going on but i like this thread already

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012



What's so super about this bowl? does it turn water into wine? does it make you real high? can it fly?

Timbers Jim
Oct 24, 2010



the ravens are fuckin hench

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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Timbers Jim posted:

when's the puppy bowl

Today at 3 so 8 for you

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Let's Go Scorps


The 49ers were named for the gold rush that happened in California in 1849. They are a storied and successful franchise with many Super Bowl victories.

I think the puppy bowl is at half time.

Hegav
Jun 29, 2012



just bought a ton of american snacks for the Authentic NFL Experience™

might pack a bowl as well.. a super bowl if you will. That's a classic american joke structure for you guys.

NeoNaoNeo
Apr 21, 2010



hut hike hut blue twenny two, blue twenny two

Timbers Jim
Oct 24, 2010



Suqit posted:

The 49ers were named for the gold rush that happened in California in 1849.

they're also big fruity weirdos who like to compare organic vegetables with their boyfriends

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes


I can't decide who to root for!!!

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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I hope the Ravens get loving embarrassed

Hegav
Jun 29, 2012



which of these teams are the NFL equivalent to Manchester United?

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010


lmfao

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Let's Go Scorps


Also iirc the Ravens mascot is an homage to Edgar Allen Poe who I think hailed from the area but I may have just made all that up.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

That's really funny,
u can hear me laugh
ha ha ha ha


Shame it's on so late, but I hope the Puppy Bowl will exceed my expectations as it did last year

excuse me lady
Jul 19, 2001


Hi im grez I love brian mcclair or something


is this an official promo pic

NeoNaoNeo
Apr 21, 2010



T. Mascis posted:

I hope the Ravens get loving embarrassed

Why is this? I don't know much about it but I want Baltimore to win for Stringer Bell, The Bunk and the rest, why should I hate them?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

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Suqit posted:

The 49ers were named for the gold rush that happened in California in 1849. They are a storied and successful franchise with many Super Bowl victories.

I think the puppy bowl is at half time.

gently caress the 49ers

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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NeoNaoNeo posted:

Why is this? I don't know much about it but I want Baltimore to win for Stringer Bell, The Bunk and the rest, why should I hate them?

They beat the Giants in a Super Bowl once

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

That's really funny,
u can hear me laugh
ha ha ha ha


Anyway, I hope Troy Hernandez tends the goal line to stop those Bay Area touchdowns for Baltimore.

e: Oops, sorry bout that I just checked and the guards don't actually stand at the goalline.

Rycalawre
Nov 5, 2009


Which of these two franchises are closest in philosophy to Barcelona?

NeoNaoNeo
Apr 21, 2010



T. Mascis posted:

They beat the Giants in a Super Bowl once

I 'support' the Giants in that they won the Superbowl of the first season I ever watched and gave a poo poo about (when they beat the perfect season Patriots), so I guess what I'm saying is....go SF?

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012


Hegav posted:

which of these teams are the NFL equivalent to Manchester United?

if anything the 49s are because they have won all the titles, but SF is a cool team not a bunch of cunts, and the manager/coach is a young gun so it doesn't quite work.

The Ravens are equivalent to the MK Dons but with a super-stinkyhole self righteous linebacker who murdered a guy and takes tons of roids. They are originally the team from Cleveland that never won a title, then they moved to Baltimore and won a title. You should not be rooting for them under any circumstances.

NinjaSteve
Oct 31, 2010

~*~ always follow your posting dreams ~*~

I really don't get this franchise thing, are the teams honestly not their own entities?

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes


Can someone post a brief summary of the biggest 'beasts' on each team? Thank you.

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012


PS: If you island folk aren't rooting for Randy Moss (49ers) to get a ring just go back to watching the football with less concussions.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

That's really funny,
u can hear me laugh
ha ha ha ha


Is there a TRP tailgating party planned OP?

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Let's Go Scorps


T. Mascis posted:

I hope the Ravens get loving embarrassed

The Ravens star linebacker Ray Lewis is retiring after this game. He is known for his pregame dances, banned substance use and for murder. Great guy.

Hashtag Nascar
Jan 4, 2012



Can you watch this puppybowl on the telly on the BBC?

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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NinjaSteve posted:

I really don't get this franchise thing, are the teams honestly not their own entities?

It's a word used interchangeably for team/club here

NeoNaoNeo
Apr 21, 2010



Party in the UAE posted:

PS: If you island folk aren't rooting for Randy Moss (49ers) to get a ring just go back to watching the football with less concussions.

I remember him from the aforementioned dominant Pats side and he loving owned. I like when I actually recognise a name.

That and Plaxico Burress, cos who forgets a name like that and a dude who shoots himself in the loving leg.

Party in the UAE
Sep 10, 2012


jyrka posted:

Can someone post a brief summary of the biggest 'beasts' on each team? Thank you.

Ray Lewis, Ravens: Self righteous dick who is retiring after this game. Once killed a guy.


Patrick Willis, 49ers: Super nice guy who is not retiring after this game. Great in pass coverage. Never killed a guy (that we know of)

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

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belgend posted:

Is there a TRP tailgating party planned OP?

It's happening right now: ketchup or mustard on that dog??

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

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These snacks I'm eating are delicious.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Foreign Myth


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

That's really funny,
u can hear me laugh
ha ha ha ha


Pissflaps posted:

It's happening right now: ketchup or mustard on that dog??

Uhh, where's the mayo?

excuse me lady
Jul 19, 2001


Hi im grez I love brian mcclair or something

Pissflaps posted:

These snacks I'm eating are delicious.

Tell me more

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Let's Go Scorps


Pissflaps posted:

These snacks I'm eating are delicious.

Please describe your snack setup. This is an integral part of the SB experience.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

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Laden with sodium and fake cheese and microwaved to perfection, these generic brown snacks will be sure to hit your tail right in the gate.

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