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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

OK everyone, it's about five hours before the Super Bowl starts so the pregame programming is well underway. Let's do this thing.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:21

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# ? May 24, 2013 03:41

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TLO4FvxCQ0

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:22

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; THREE STAR RECRUIT

_{rip bama's title hopes

9/1/12-11/10/12}

Is this where we get drunk on cheap lovely posts before taking a flask filled with slightly less lovely posts to the main GDT

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:22

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004; Hail To The King

Declan MacManus posted:

Is this where we get drunk on cheap lovely posts before taking a flask filled with slightly less lovely posts to the main GDT

Or the Puppy Bowl GDT

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:23

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Declan MacManus posted:

Is this where we get drunk on cheap lovely posts before taking a flask filled with slightly less lovely posts to the main GDT

Yes it is, set the deck chairs behind the car and crack open the RG3.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:23

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; THREE STAR RECRUIT

_{rip bama's title hopes

9/1/12-11/10/12}

Belichick talking defense, everyone take a knee and listen

E: Bills fans leave the room

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:24

Syntaxed: Feb 20, 2004

wheez the roux posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TLO4FvxCQ0

This video bridges the gap back to the 90's when the 49ers were also good

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:25

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p30QHbD8018

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyIHELHwq6I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W12J7BYlj-E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28hKJqYXhHg

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:26

Brotax: Jul 29, 2006; He's Mr. White Christmas.

He's Mr. Snow.

My head still hurts. I chewed two aspirin and now I'm just jamming to Nelly in the meantime.

Today is gonna be a great loving day. Let's go the Ravens.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:26

FeedingHam2Cats: Nov 10, 2009

Go. Birds.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:29

Syntaxed: Feb 20, 2004

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WWFpzbhX5o

N-nooo. This wont happen, right?

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:29

I see that there.: Aug 6, 2011; It is time.

This is the least excited for a superbowl I've been, but I'm still already watching TV coverage and posting about it.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:32

Danica!: Dec 24, 2009

Syntaxed posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WWFpzbhX5o

N-nooo. This wont happen, right?

Ed Reed winning a ring by getting the late game interception?

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:33

Mackieman: Jan 11, 2003; I'M MARION
COTESWORTH-HAYE

I see that there. posted:

This is the least excited for a superbowl I've been, but I'm still already watching TV coverage and posting about it.

I've purposely avoided TV coverage purely so I don't feel like murdering Trent Dilfer anymore than normal.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:33

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

God will show that he doesn't care about Ray Lewis today when the San Francisco 49ers win the Super Bowl and eternal glory.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:33

Do it ironically: Jul 13, 2010

About to go out and get a bunch of booze have about 20 people coming over in a bit, time to drink away my feelings.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:34

Stupid Dick: May 25, 2004; Professional

I see that there. posted:

This is the least excited for a superbowl I've been, but I'm still already watching TV coverage and posting about it.

I'm pretty excited for the game, but I wish they would just nix the whole day of coverage. Yeah, the NO feel good stuff was nice I guess, but I just don't care that much. Give me an hour or two of pregame and I'm good.

Edit: Go Ravens!

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:34

I see that there.: Aug 6, 2011; It is time.

Phil Simms is a great Hu Hot spokesman.

e: vvv I love your av vvv

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:36

Danica!: Dec 24, 2009

Mackieman posted:

I've purposely avoided TV coverage purely so I don't feel like murdering Trent Dilfer anymore than normal.

If you missed the NFL network's show about the Raven's first Lombardi, you missed out. Trent acting like he was the driving force behind that team.

It was amazing to watch.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:36

Brotax: Jul 29, 2006; He's Mr. White Christmas.

He's Mr. Snow.

Do it ironically posted:

About to go out and get a bunch of booze have about 20 people coming over in a bit, time to drink away my feelings.

Indiana is a stupid dumb state that doesn't let you buy alcohol for carry-out on Sundays.

Gonna watch this bad bitch at the same bar I watched all the other Ravens playoff games. Keep that mojo flowing (and probably hit on the waitresses)!

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:37

Der Meister: May 12, 2001

Lol trent

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:40

Danica!: Dec 24, 2009

I see that there. posted:

Phil Simms is a great Hu Hot spokesman.

e: vvv I love your av vvv

Yea. Someone custom titled me after the Wild Card game when I laughed at that RG3 handicap sign.

Who ever it was couldn't even custom title someone right because it doesn't have big red text.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:40

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008

#QuestForSix, motherfuckers. Let's get Frank that goddamn ring.

Oh god I'm going to die

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:42

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Actually, Lucy, my trouble is football. I just don't understand it. Instead of feeling happy, I feel sort of let down.

Go Lions.

Party doesn't start until ~5:30 so until them I'm drinking some leftover beer from the dip I made, editing a paper, and maybe video games? Could do a lot worse for a Sunday afternoon I suppose.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:43

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

I really need to decide who I'm going to root for, what fun is watching football if you can't be on edge and/or outraged.

SF ruining the Steelers record owns, but Flacco owns too, I don't knowww

e:

FeedingHam2Cats posted:

Go. Birds.

actually yeah this. BIRDS UP

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:47

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

Go Baltimore Birds.

gently caress the 49ers forever and ever amen.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:50

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink.

Go Niners!

that is all

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:50

I see that there.: Aug 6, 2011; It is time.

Let's go the NFC Team bitch

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:50

Brotax: Jul 29, 2006; He's Mr. White Christmas.

He's Mr. Snow.

In honor of the Ravens, I will post my favorite quote from The Wire.

"The gently caress did I do?" - Jimmy McNulty

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:51

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002; Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.

Febreeze posted:

Go Niners!

that is all

I agree with these letters that form words that form sentences.

I'm waiting for football by watching Breaking Bad, it's a p good show if you haven't seen it.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:51

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Go Baltimore Birds.

gently caress the 49ers forever and ever amen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:52

Duckjob: Aug 22, 2003; Pack 'n Save has everyday low prices

Flacco will become flaccid once the Niners show him the D

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:54

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002; Don't fuckle with Shuckle(s)

Like that other Shuckle, but different.

Oh yeah, thanks CBS dot com for streaming this whole thing with camera angles and poo poo

and commercials

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:54

Danica!: Dec 24, 2009

wheez the roux posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU

What the gently caress?

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:54

Wario Kart 64: Jan 14, 2011; weezy wear a hat

and he like it

Let's go Ravens. Regardless of who wins, enjoy it. Watching your absolute favorite sports team win a championship is always cool even if they've done it already in your lifetime.

Also, be happy knowing the Patriots/Steelers/Packers/Giants/Cowboys can't win today

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:56

Dunefar: Nov 20, 2003; Killer.

I'm watching the pregame for the pregame. I feel filthy.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:57

Brotax: Jul 29, 2006; He's Mr. White Christmas.

He's Mr. Snow.

Wario Kart 64 posted:

Let's go Ravens. Regardless of who wins, enjoy it. Watching your absolute favorite sports team win a championship is always cool even if they've done it already in your lifetime.

Also, be happy knowing the Patriots/Steelers/Packers/Giants/Cowboys can't win today

Yeah I will literally never know that feeling for you see, I am a Mizzou fan.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:57

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

wheez the roux posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrxZblVUkMU

I hope this is how the game goes.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:58

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; Now that's a Pro Bowl Quarterback.

Hopefully the game ends with Kaepernick throwing a rifle pass through the torso of Ray Lewis so we get zero shots of him crying after the game.

This is the only way Ray Lewis does not cry after the game.

I need to hurry up and get drunk because I'm flipping out over here.

# ? Feb 3, 2013 18:58

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# ? May 24, 2013 03:41

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Jesus imagine being drafted by the Chicago Cubs to play baseball

Imagine overcoming that adversity like Kaepernick

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