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Junkie Disease
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I have seen the tape that baby could be anybody. Why can't I remember the most amazing day in my life?
Was that hospital in Indiana full of doctors or was it mechanics? Why does my earliest memory start with me walking around the Brookfield Zoo?

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West SAAB Story
Sep 10, 2010

Born from Jets.


Nobody is born, anymore. They just steal all of our memories and mix them together and re-imprint them upon us with new ideals, new memories, and new histories, every few days. They do it to try to learn to be like us, as their race is dying. Also, it's always night.

Widdiful
Oct 10, 2012

Widdiful. Noun, adjective.
One who deserves to be hanged.

The CIA has been implanting memory-wiping cells into every child since the 80s. They are also responsible for your current life - they make sure that you are actually reliving someone else's near-death flashback

Mirrors
Oct 25, 2007


Can you recall seeing daylight? It is possible you're trapped inside some sort of dark city.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007

Why the lights? Are you that desperate for attention? How disturbing.


it's all a lie, you're an experiment op, get out of the house, they're coming for you, they're co

Another Person
Oct 20, 2010

"Maybe one day you make a good general."


Junkie Disease posted:

I have seen the tape that baby could be anybody. Why can't I remember the most amazing day in my life?
Was that hospital in Indiana full of doctors or was it mechanics? Why does my earliest memory start with me walking around the Brookfield Zoo?

Do you own a large collection of family photos, and have a memory involving spiders living outside your window...?

Junkie Disease
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

My "mother" told me for a few years that whenever we were at the gorilla cage that Mabel the monkey was my real mother.
Real ha ha from her friends and other kids. Now I wonder if my ugly feet are a clue.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!


Junkie Disease posted:

My "mother" told me for a few years that whenever we were at the gorilla cage that Mabel the monkey was my real mother.
Real ha ha from her friends and other kids. Now I wonder if my ugly feet are a clue.

Gorillas aren't monkeys. And anyway the earth is flat, so this doesn't work.

Hello Meow
Nov 9, 2009


I had a vision of your birth

Nerdfest X
Feb 7, 2008
UberDork Extreme

Maybe you have neglected the very real possiblilty that you have yet to be born, and also are unable to see the future.

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

I think we forget about it on purpose because the inside of the womb is sort of like a lovecraft story and that's why society is so hosed up too.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


mysterious frankie posted:

I think we forget about it on purpose because the inside of the womb is sort of like a lovecraft story and that's why society is so hosed up too.

I always knew my mom's vagina was filled with eldritch horrors.

GET INTO DA CHOPPA
Nov 22, 2007
D:

You have a beautiful aura, op

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SoulTaco
Apr 8, 2003


Yes Op, you can make a lot in new age porn with that fine rear end aura of yours.

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