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Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with


My dog is really sick and I'm looking for help. Someone recommended me this pet psychic who I called. In the process of the call, she guessed the color of my dog, which basically confirms that she is infact legit.

She only charges $35/hour, so the question remains: How much do I tip her when she cures my dog? (preferably less than a vet visit. The whole point is to save some cash and still get my dog in a better condition)

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

The unholy alliance of Big Hair and Big Pigeon.



howmuchtotip.org does not have an entry for "psychic," therefore you shouldn't need to tip her.

Plus, as long as your dog was a witness to your asking this question, she'll know you thought about tipping her - and as they say, it's the thought that counts.

El_Phantasmo_loco
Oct 2, 2012


Please, please, take your pet to a liscensed veterinarian. A pet psychic cannot help your pet in any meaningful medical fashion and if your pet is sick, you need someone with actual training to help them get better. If money is an issue, i'm sure your local SPCA can help if you contact them and explain your situation.

Here is a link:

http://www.humanesociety.org/animal...inary_care.html

Ignore your pet psychic, they can't help you and are scamming you through your concern for your pet.

Why isn't this in PI?

El_Phantasmo_loco fucked around with this message at Feb 4, 2013 around 00:55

Another Person
Oct 20, 2010

"Maybe one day you make a good general."


El_Phantasmo_loco posted:

Please, please, take your pet to a liscensed veterinarian. A pet psychic cannot help your pet in any meaningful medical fashion and if your pet is sick, you need someone with actual training to help them get better. If money is an issue, i'm sure your local SPCA can help if you contact them and explain your situation.

Here is a link:

http://www.humanesociety.org/animal...inary_care.html

Ignore your pet psychic, they can't help you and are scamming you through your concern for your pet.

Why isn't this in PI?

because it's a Ghost Dog oooooOOOooooOOoo

El_Phantasmo_loco
Oct 2, 2012


I fail to see what Forest Whitaker has to do woth anything.

OpusD
Sep 7, 2003

I weep for the motherland.

El_Phantasmo_loco posted:

Please, please, take your pet to a liscensed veterinarian. A pet psychic cannot help your pet in any meaningful medical fashion and if your pet is sick, you need someone with actual training to help them get better. If money is an issue, i'm sure your local SPCA can help if you contact them and explain your situation.

Here is a link:

http://www.humanesociety.org/animal...inary_care.html

Ignore your pet psychic, they can't help you and are scamming you through your concern for your pet.

Why isn't this in PI?

OP, don't listen to this poster. This smells of reptilian influence!

Hex Vision
Jun 6, 2010

Game over, boys.

El_Phantasmo_loco posted:

Please, please, take your pet to a liscensed veterinarian. A pet psychic cannot help your pet in any meaningful medical fashion and if your pet is sick, you need someone with actual training to help them get better. If money is an issue, i'm sure your local SPCA can help if you contact them and explain your situation.

Here is a link:

http://www.humanesociety.org/animal...inary_care.html

Ignore your pet psychic, they can't help you and are scamming you through your concern for your pet.

Why isn't this in PI?

This is just Big Pharma trying to con you, OP. They have planted these moles around web forums to jump in and aggressively defend "modern science" every time someone mentions true holistic alternative medicine! Pet Island is already lost, there are more science moles than honest posters there. I see that They are now trying to infiltrate here!

Which leads to the logical conclusion: Big Pharma is run by reptilians who refuse to be pets.

El_Phantasmo_loco
Oct 2, 2012


Reptillians? Big Pharm? All I am advocating is responsible pet owernership. How would a pet psychic be a better substitute then a vet?

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Hex Vision
Jun 6, 2010

Game over, boys.

See? SEE? They always have to have the last word! They never have proper logical arguments, only vague philosophizing about "responsibility". But when we get to establish proper telepathic communication with animals, they can tell you themselves what's so great about that!

What's the matter, Mr El_Phantasmo_loco? Are you afraid of what the dogs might say about you and your veterinarians if they got to speak through a qualified psychic?

Chupe Raho Aurat
Jun 22, 2011


What color is your dog? Im guessing brown and tan.

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with


El_Phantasmo_loco posted:

Reptillians? Big Pharm? All I am advocating is responsible pet owernership. How would a pet psychic be a better substitute then a vet?

They take all my goddamn money for one.

Chupe Raho Aurat posted:

What color is your dog? Im guessing brown and tan.

It's actually black and white!

Dan Didio
Apr 6, 2009

Should've sent a poet.

Op, could you clarify whether she guessed the color of your dog, or correctly divinated it through psychic means?

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005

No Chippettes?
No plot.


I'm psychic, I can guess the color of your dog: It is black and white

Walkin Goon
Apr 4, 2011


Dogs work kind of like cats, in that black ones are a symbol of bad things to come. Sure your dog is black-and-white, but that's still like, half all that bad luck.

You need to consider putting him down.

Pork Lift
Oct 9, 2007


Walkin Goon posted:

Dogs work kind of like cats, in that black ones are a symbol of bad things to come. Sure your dog is black-and-white, but that's still like, half all that bad luck.

You need to consider putting him down.

Bleach your dog

Canine Blues Arooo
Jan 7, 2008

when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with


Dan Didio posted:

Op, could you clarify whether she guessed the color of your dog, or correctly divinated it through psychic means?

It's hard to say. It seems ballsy to make that call over the phone unless you were completely confidant. I'll have to give her some credit.

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caleramaen
Mar 29, 2006
Even if I'm wrong, that doesn't mean you're right.

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

It's hard to say. It seems ballsy to make that call over the phone unless you were completely confidant. I'll have to give her some credit.

She's probably legit. The reptilians designed a machine to change reality to specifically thwart psychics, but reptilians don't care about dogs except as tasty meals, so she'll probably be able to help you.

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