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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium* > The Football Funhouse > Super Bowl Aftermath Thread: Kawalimus was wrong
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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Just the avatar, GiP.

Ray Lewis cries because Kawalimus didn't believe in him or Jesus.

Have at it.

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yulia tymotebow
Jan 8, 2011



 why did god let ray lewis have a ring?

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Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Thomas the Tank Engine


 Tyrod Taylor gets a super bowl ring. Go Hokies.

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Dunefar
Nov 20, 2003

Killer.

 Congratulations, Ravens fans. Awesome Super Bowl again. When we finally get a blowout SB, it's gonna be so weird.

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Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

So dreamy...


yulia tymotebow posted:

why did god let ray lewis have a ring?
You mean two rings?

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

yulia tymotebow posted:

why did god let ray lewis have a ring?

he already had one

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Just the avatar, GiP.

yulia tymotebow posted:

why did god let ray lewis have a ring?

God doesn't make no mistakes.

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nature6pk
May 26, 2006
Left Coast Lame-o

 Don't make toxxes, I think that's the lesson here.

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!


 The great thing is that Lewis is going to be a sportscaster and will basically be talking to himself about the deer antler steroids for the next 10 years

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Poison Jam
Mar 29, 2009

WHERE'S MY SEXYDOLL?


 Matt Birk has a ring

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

Duraznos is a nit-picking jerk.

p.s. Fuck Tebow


 Thus ends by far and away the worst NFL/NCAA combination seasons of my entire life time

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

yulia tymotebow posted:

why did god let ray lewis have a ring?

One for each victim.

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

The Philadelphia Eagles are merely a series of booms and busts; the long run trend of the franchise is positive.

But the long run is a misleading guide to professional football. In the long run we are all dead.


 I really wanted to see the 90+ yard fair catch kick field goal try at the end.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


 Just to remind everyone:

sweet thursday posted:

If the Ravens win the Super Bowl, I will make a webcam video of me loving the dirtiest prostitute I can find on my city's backpage.com on the bed adjacent to my mother and father's bedroom

sweet thursday posted:

"NOW DOING MASSAGES AND BUM FUN! PLEASE GIVE ME HALF HOUR NOTICE Hey gentlemen I'm a BBW, I'm willing to provide a discreet time. Iam a 5'7 green eyes 44dd. I do Incalls and Outcalls."

I'm up for some bum fun

:nsfw: http://i.imgur.com/Do1w8iY.jpg
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If you even dream of covering me you'd better wake up and apologize

 Free Pop Dog after this

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HERE LIES TEBOW
Jan 19, 2012

Roasted Donut posted:

Thus ends by far and away the worst NFL/NCAA combination seasons of my entire life time

Man, gently caress that. Penn State kicked all sorts of rear end and the NFL was goddamn hilarious

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If you even dream of covering me you'd better wake up and apologize

Errant Gin Monks posted:

One for each victim.
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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.

Errant Gin Monks posted:

One for each victim.

Well done.

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Oh hey, I seem to have caught your ball. Let me just return it to our end zone for you, it's safer there!

 I am so goddamn happy now, I literally yelled out and I think I woke up half the neighbourhood when Ted Ginn got tackled.

Ed Reed and Jacoby Jones got their rings in their hometown
Ray Lewis, see you in Canton in 2017!
Boldin got his ring after the heartbreak vs the Steelers!

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Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Thomas the Tank Engine

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

I love kids, but can only eat one at a time, they're so filling!

GO GREEN MACHINE!


LeBron gets his first ring with the Heat and the Ravens win the Superbowl in less than a year of each other.

Cleveland must be as gently caress right now.

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

I say, old bean.


 Congratulations to Ozzie Newsome and the other Alabama-associated members of the Baltimore Ravens franchise.

I don't much care for the rest of that team, though.

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004

we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

 football is over

gently caress

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Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

Duraznos is a nit-picking jerk.

p.s. Fuck Tebow

Kiwi Bigtree posted:

Man, gently caress that. Penn State kicked all sorts of rear end and the NFL was goddamn hilarious

PSU's season was nice but pointless, all the shittiest most hateable teams excelled in college football, nfl was terrible poo poo, worst super bowl teams possible, ravens won, gently caress the whole god drat year of lovely loving football

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If you even dream of covering me you'd better wake up and apologize

Ragnarok the Red posted:

LeBron gets his first ring with the Heat and the Ravens win the Superbowl in less than a year of each other.

Cleveland must be as gently caress right now.

They're probably numb to it by now

Roasted Donut posted:

PSU's season was nice but pointless, all the shittiest most hateable teams excelled in college football, nfl was terrible poo poo, worst super bowl teams possible, ravens won, gently caress the whole god drat year of lovely loving football

At least we got Manti Te'o?

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Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Just the avatar, GiP.


 Sweet Thursday is going to have the best after-party.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

 Congratulations Kawalimus and all the other Ravens fans. That was way too close in the end.

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VJeff
Jun 2, 2011

To whom much is given,
much is expected.


 These playoffs had like three games that were amazing to watch and also had the wrongest ending possible.

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Vigilance
Nov 18, 2006

It's the "balls to the wall" type scenario. It is what it is.

 It will never not make me angry that the owner gets the trophy before the players in the NFL

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Peven Stan
Feb 1, 2006

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E_Motion
Oct 26, 2004

Oh hey, I seem to have caught your ball. Let me just return it to our end zone for you, it's safer there!

wheez the roux posted:

football is over

gently caress

Only 17 days until the Combine!

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003



 Fans of bad teams rejoice! The offseason has arrived! This is our time!

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Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs


 My first thread title and its the super bowl

A proper end to a season of ups and downs

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004

we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

 sweet thursday has to gently caress a hooker and he never specified a gender!!!!!! owned motherfucker!!!!!

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Scheme
Jul 31, 2005


 Throw it to Randy loving Moss, not Crabtree you rear end in a top hat.

Oh well, enjoy the Patriots dominating everyone next year.

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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Greatest of the SpaceNuts

 I hope it tastes like ashes, San Francisco.

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

We will fight them to the last. And we will defend those that cannot defend themselves. Today we fight, brothers and sisters. Today we stand up and never, ever relent. Brothers and sisters -- prepare yourselves. Today we go to WAR!

Dunefar posted:

Congratulations, Ravens fans. Awesome Super Bowl again. When we finally get a blowout SB, it's gonna be so weird.

It's weird now, because that used to be pretty much the norm. NFC team beats AFC team by 30 points or so, drat near every year like clockwork.

Anyway, congrats Ravens fans. Anyone checked on Kawalimus yet?

Let's all celebrate Ray's retirement. Who's MVP?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If you even dream of covering me you'd better wake up and apologize

Scheme posted:

Throw it to Randy loving Moss, not Crabtree you rear end in a top hat.

Oh well, enjoy the Patriots dominating everyone next year.

Or run the ball on 2nd and goal from the 7 when you've been gashing them badly with the run

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.


 The disgusting nerd kissing Bar sounds are revolting, gently caress that commercial.

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Silly Burrito
Nov 26, 2007

Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

A.o.D. posted:

I hope it tastes like ashes, San Francisco.

San Fran-cis-5-1.

Not as catchy.

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