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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012; all the pretty whoreses

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I've had zero faith in things, and then I've made bets on who'd win the Super Bowl...
I don't know how to put into words how little I thought of the Ravens, but they won, and I really couldn't be happie *blackout*

I know some of you may think that me replying with this picture is a cop-out, but those that know better will recognize that Hank is the most respectful thing one could ever post. From the beginning of the playoffs to the end, Baltimore has deserved this. Well fought, but I will not gently caress a dirty prostitute in the rear end. I'll see you on the other side, I tell you what.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:18

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# ? May 21, 2013 06:45

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no matter how many Super Bowls, you're not winning now, so you stink.

God Speed, Sweet Thursday

you were an inspiration to us all.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:19

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

take me with you

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:19

Blitz7x: Sep 19, 2007; Why the fuck isn't Lamonica out at QB. Who the fuck is Campbell?

Wuss

I really wanted to see that video

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:19

MAO TSE-TUNGACUNT: Mar 31, 2008

A pretty good decision, I have to say. Godspeed to you.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:20

Rap: Sep 1, 2007; Smack Dat ASS!

That boy ain't right

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:20

Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; You don't want my life. What do I have to show for it? Metal plate in my chest, Vatican karate gorilla blood on my hands, and a foot locker full of manbro viles.

You loving wuss!

But props for using Hank Hill.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:21

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; A true leader of men

I was seriously expecting Goatse, but this is a much better alternative

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:21

Dancing Peasant: Jul 19, 2003; All this for stealing a piece of bread?

damnit bobby

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:21

Silly Burrito: Nov 26, 2007; Not every Manning gets to win a Super Bowl.

At least fill a blow up doll with propane and use some propane accessories.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:22

CPFortest: Jun 2, 2009; "Then there's the ruthless Gerrrrrtrude!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkdkAe0GgbA

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:22

TotalHell: Feb 21, 2005; You're welcome.

You made the smart decision.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:23

hitze: Aug 28, 2007; Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

Yep

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:23

MadRhetoric: Feb 18, 2011; I POSSESS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN TOUHOU GAMES

Not enough bile.

Go down kicking and screaming, like a good TFF poster.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:24

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; That's an excellent call, those officials are doing a hell of a job.

This is a wise decision. And I thank you because curiosity might have gotten the best of me and I may have watched the video.

This is really the best for everyone involved.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:24

Kampfy Von Wafflehaus: May 21, 2001

Who can blame you?

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:24

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

This is the worst start to a brand new day

godspeed sweet thunder

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:25

axeil: Feb 14, 2006; The Philadelphia Eagles are merely a series of booms and busts; the long run trend of the franchise is positive.

But the long run is a misleading guide to professional football. In the long run we are all dead.

You made the right call. I don't think anyone's going to blame you for not wanting dick rot.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:25

Probably Magic: Oct 9, 2012; Far above the golden valley
Glorious to view,
Stands our noble Alma Mater,
Towering towards the boos

Either way, whatever decision you would've made, you would've garnered respect and also lost it. A respect paradox. And for invoking such a singularity, I thank you.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:25

TaterTotz: Nov 13, 2010

You made the right choice son...

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:26

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010

I sorta wanted to see this horrible thing happen, but I am happy you made the responsible decision, rather than risking your health and freedom over an internet bet.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:26

EnterYourNameHere: Jan 7, 2007; like a trash can fire
in a prison cell
like the searchlights
in the parking lots of hell

his will be done

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:26

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; Red Wings hockey.
The best hockey.

GOD DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:28

TaterTotz: Nov 13, 2010

How hosed up would it be if someone linked that hooker this thread link?

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:29

Danica!: Dec 24, 2009

Sleepy Beef's golf ball putted into a girl's rear end in a top hat was way better.

You let us down Sweet Thursday.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:30

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

Big Bob Pataki posted:

take me with you

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:30

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010

TaterTotz posted:

How hosed up would it be if someone linked that hooker this thread link?

Considering she's a backpage hooker who offers "bum fun", I doubt some people talking about her on an internet forum is a big deal to her.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:31

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

I'm placated, don't enforce the Toxx.

Let's all bask in loving love.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:33

Rap: Sep 1, 2007; Smack Dat ASS!

Bye sweet thursday you're very good at posting I hope you return some brighter day

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:34

GruntyThrst: Oct 9, 2007; *clang*

A poster who accepts his impending doom with dignity. Good night, sweet thursday, and flights of Ravens sing thee to thy rest!

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:35

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

are you still up for bum fun tho

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:35

Cate the Great: Nov 16, 2012

Please come back Sweet Thursday, your posts always made me laugh.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:37

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012; all the pretty whoreses

It honestly took me about 30 mins of type/delete before I sacked up with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WyvlO_PdAo on in the second tab +1080pHD 2:18 in. I don't take TFF lightly.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:37

Rap: Sep 1, 2007; Smack Dat ASS!

Big Bob Pataki posted:

are you still up for bum fun tho

you just sound desperate bub. wait til the moments right

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:38

Big Bob Pataki: Jan 23, 2009; The Bob that Refreshes

im just tryin to get it in while hes vulnerable tho

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:39

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

stop being a pussy and gently caress that sloppy pussy, pussy

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:39

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; we have this quarterback. insha'allah.

Big Bob Pataki posted:

im just tryin to get it in while hes vulnerable tho

as per your modus operandi

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:39

TaterTotz: Nov 13, 2010

...and the mods said, as the single Raven before them...

"Nevermore"

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:40

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010

sweet thursday posted:

It honestly took me about 30 mins of type/delete before I sacked up with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WyvlO_PdAo on in the second tab +1080pHD 2:18 in. I don't take TFF lightly.

On a related note, I just someone standing outside a room containing a fat, dirty, bum fun allowing hooker getting psyched up with this music before running in and doing the deed.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:41

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# ? May 21, 2013 06:45

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; We will fight them to the last. And we will defend those that cannot defend themselves. Today we fight, brothers and sisters. Today we stand up and never, ever relent. Brothers and sisters -- prepare yourselves. Today we go to WAR!

Godspeed, goon sir.

# ? Feb 4, 2013 05:41

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