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Who are you most looking forward to see go into the WWE Hall of Fame?
This poll is closed.
Mick Foley 19 16.38%
Mr. Bob Backlund 7 6.03%
Trish Stratus 19 16.38%
Bruno Sammartino 34 29.31%
A returning Glacier 37 31.90%
Total: 116 votes
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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM




LAST WEEK ON RAW:
  • CM Punk, with Paul Heyman in tow, came out and screamed for ten minutes about losing his championship to the Rock. Vince McMahon interrupts him because he is awful
  • The Miz is the special guest referee for a Randy Orton vs. Antonio Cesaro. Orton defeated Cesaro with an RKO'd and Miz SCF'd Cesaro for good measure
  • The Ryback told the best joke by killing Matt Striker
  • Wade Barrett challenges Bo Dallas to a match, loses
  • Jern Cena beat up Cody Rhodes quickly, announces he will challenge for the WWE Title at WrassleMania because the WHC is for dummies
  • The Shield attack John Cena when The Ryback and Sheamus come out for the save. The Shield beats them up too.
  • Tensai and Brodus Clay have a dance off, and Tensai dances to the music in lingerie
  • Alberto Del Rio has a body slam challenge against the Big Show. Big Show quickly duct tapes Del Rio to the ropes and makes him watch as Ricardo Rodriguez is attacked mercilessly
  • The Divas had a match that was useless and bad
  • The Rock returns and cuts a promo stating how happy he is for winning the WWE Title. Punk interrupts and uses his rematch clause for Elimination Chamber
  • Sheamus defeats Damien Sandow in a tables match
  • CHRIS JERICHO RETURNED! And cut a promo against Dolph Ziggler. The wheel is spun and it is a Strange Bedfellows match which sees them teaming up against Team Hell No. They lost.
  • Paul Heyman's PERFORMANCE REVIEW~ happened, and it turns out he was behind Brad Maddox and The Shield the whole time. The Shield killed Brad Maddox (RIP you beautiful bastard). Vince is about to fire Heyman, and then Brock flipping Lesnar returned and gave McMahon an F5 which broke Vince's hip (lol old)



WHY YOU SHOULD WATCH RAW:

1. Brock Lesnar has returned after "quitting" last summer, and Paul Heyman apparently still has a job.
Why you should care: Paul Heyman has now amassed a group that includes former UFC Champion Lesnar, the longest-reigning WWE Champion in 25 years, CM Punk, terrifying newcomers The Shield, and adorable cool guy Brad Maddox. It's gonna be pretty good.

2. The Rock has a WWE Championship rematch in two weeks at Elimination Chamber against CM Punk.
Why you should care: The two of them have been doing great work as "guy who hates the fans" and "guy who loves the fans", and it will undoubtedly continue as they build to their second match.

3. Jack Swagger is back from his sabbatical.
Why you should care: I don't know. Do you care about Jack Swagger?

4. John Cena continues going on his path to WrestleMania on his collision course for the WWE Championship.
Why you should care: Don't care about it, and then you will be happier with the product.

5. BRUNO SAMMARTINO is going to be inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame!!
Why you should care: This is a huge deal for the WWE. Sammartino has turned down the WWE's advances for years now, refusing to go into the Hall of Fame as long as Vince McMahon Jr. was in power. Yet Triple H pulled off a coup, finally convincing Bruno to go into the Hall of Fame, inducted into the place he made special -- Madison Square Garden.

STREAMS FOR TONIGHT:

http://thefirstrow.eu
http://bigevents.tv

All this and more, live from Monday Night Raw!

Bard Maddox fucked around with this message at Feb 5, 2013 around 00:41

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


I'm here, guys.

bartok
May 10, 2006


This Raw will be decent because I'll have Fire Emblem to distract me.

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


I don't know if this is happening or not but apparently it is? I put it in spoilers but if someone can confirm that would be great.

MizTV featuring Paul Heyman, which means Miz is probably going to get F5'd, is apparently happening. At least I think so. I might be wrong but I swear I heard it on one of those shows.

Fancy Ass Ho
Feb 7, 2003



IT IS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR THE WRESTLING yes it is. Wrestletime. Rawtime. Rawtime with you and me, and all our friends, and a television, and maybe the internet, but mostly you and me.

We're going to yell at things at some point over the next three hours, as well you ought, because yelling is the very best. It's wrestling, man! It's the WWE! They've spent decades trying to get you to yell! Have some fun, man. poo poo ain't serious. Your bills will get paid, that girl will stop calling, that OTHER girl will START calling, and for the next three hours, gently caress the rest. Let's chill out and remember that there's a company dedicated to distracting you. It will spend millions of dollars on extraordinary pyrotechnics, blistering sound, and high-end video technology to make you forget how stupid today, or yesterday, or the day before was. Let's chill the gently caress out.

Let's yell at the guys we hate and the guys we love. Let's love the guys the regular people hate, because it's fun to be against the grain sometimes. Let's root for CM Punk, who has to have other flaws to compensate for the fact that not drinking and drugging is somehow a bad thing in our weirdo pantomime world. Let's boo John Cena, who is basically 1950's Superman at this point, and nobody found any Kryptonite for him. The kids love him, and we're adults, right? Let's hate him.

What's about to happen this week? Who knows! Something loving ridiculous, I bet. We're not here for elaborate storylines. Somebody's gonna make a poop joke. The obvious laughter lines are going to be highlighted and telegraphed. All that's missing is the horse that's obviously two people covered in strategically placed felt. I'm amazed nobody has done this in the ring yet.

And we're gonna laugh about things. Laugh ironically because of the obvious pandering. Laugh unironically because every so often, the abyss doesn't just stare back. It winks. It says "Yes, we know, we're being absurd." Maybe Kane will detail his history again, or Daniel Bryan will say something just a bit too knowingly insane, or Paul Heyman will let his mask of perfect crowd-baiting slip for a microsecond and we'll all go YES! IT HAPPENED!

Wonderful things will happen, and boring things, but one thing I can guarantee is that there's gonna be a whole lot of folks who say "Stop thinking about that. Think about this. Don't look at that. Look at this."

HEY YOU.

DON'T WATCH THAT.

WATCH THIS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-uyWAe0NhQ

Get loving excited, you dickbags, because a whole lot of people are about to get stupid for your amusement. I'm pretty loving excited. Aren't you? Yeah you are.

Yeah you are.

Sweeney Tom
Aug 9, 2012

The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

FAH I just want to say I miss your football GDT posts already

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM


Fancy rear end Ho posted:

Get loving excited, you dickbags, because a whole lot of people are about to get stupid for your amusement. I'm pretty loving excited. Aren't you? Yeah you are.

Yeah you are.

You loving bet I am.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


It's me I'm excited for the stupidity

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

the first cut
is the deepest


Have they advertised anything for this Raw tonight?

e: besides Bruno

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I made an idiot spend money!


Gaylord Plower posted:

I'm here, guys.

Well gently caress, that's no good.

Sex_Ferguson
Oct 22, 2010

Show me a good time, Jack!

Meat Recital posted:

Have they advertised anything for this Raw tonight?

e: besides Bruno

ANONYMOUS

...But seriously though, I don't think they advertised much for tonight.

bartok
May 10, 2006


I wonder if Charles Barkley can redeem his two losses to Vegeta by beating Ganondorf for the title.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011


Is it me or are the forums slow today?

Either way, I'm excited for the pro graps. Got a big bag jelly beans and a comfy spot to sit

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

bartok posted:

I wonder if Charles Barkley can redeem his two losses to Vegeta by beating Ganondorf for the title.

I want Alberto Del Wily to be real.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


So...They do know that his confession can't be used right? How can you explain that a confession was not under coercion WITH A GOD drat BOMB!

And you can still go to jail with a fake weapon if you convince others it's real.

God NCIS sucks.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

Mr. Intensity


We all know the real reason you are tuning in. To watch THE RYBACK destroy people. Hopefully those jabroni shield members.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

Your flesh mother used to bring me pudding.


I hope it opens with that bawouuuwwwaawooouuuwgh that starts Brocks entrance

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


Sex_Ferguson posted:

ANONYMOUS

...But seriously though, I don't think they advertised much for tonight.

So was that thing fake or not?

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

yo dawg randytar is back dawg


I just finished the Goldberg chamber match and it still boggles my mind how loving stupid the result of that match is.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

ALFREEEEEEEEEED
WHO LEFT THE CAP OFF MY FUCKING GLISTEN


Let's get this thing started, I am ready to see BRRRRRRRROCK LESNAR.

bartok
May 10, 2006


BigRed0427 posted:

So...They do know that his confession can't be used right? How can you explain that a confession was not under coercion WITH A GOD drat BOMB!

And you can still go to jail with a fake weapon if you convince others it's real.

God NCIS sucks.

It's comfort food for middle America it doesn't need to be logical just predictable.

Sex_Ferguson
Oct 22, 2010

Show me a good time, Jack!

OH WAIT THAT'S RIGHT, they advertised a Miz TV for Heyman tonight, I hope Heyman loving destroys him.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I made an idiot spend money!


DarkstarIV posted:

We all know the real reason you are tuning in. To watch THE RYBACK destroy people. Hopefully those jabroni shield members.

He's never managed to before with his ample opportunity, why would he start now?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your Mother!


Okay, watching this on a 46" hotel TV instead of the lovely 22" one at my house, let's do this.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM


Advertising Cena/Sheamus/The Ryback vs. The Shield? Nice.

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?


Bard Maddox posted:

Advertising Cena/Sheamus/The Ryback vs. The Shield? Nice.

Trips finally gets to turn the Chamber into War Games

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland



You are like my new favorite PSP poster.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!


I'd be down if the Shield becomes the three man APA

bartok
May 10, 2006


I love how attacking Vince or HHH before you they fire you means you get to keep your job.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!


PUNK!

Stallion Cabana
Feb 14, 2012

For the Hustle, Loyalty, and Respect of Somaliland


Why do they keep letting this angry hobo into the ring?

He's not even wearing pants.

nasboat
Sep 9, 2004



Really hyped to see a FAH post at the beginning of the thread.

Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!


haha gently caress that kid's sign

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY KID

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

I made an idiot spend money!


gently caress YOUR SIGN!

MrTpug
Feb 16, 2011



IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

funk is on a roll


Yessssss sign destroying

Sex_Ferguson
Oct 22, 2010

Show me a good time, Jack!

Gonna play some new Fire Emblem while this is on, gotta watch the pro graps while I level up my units.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007



Hahahaha Punk.

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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

AHaha Punk killed that poster

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