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quote:An unidentified man claiming to be Jesus Christ recently plowed his car into a Pacific Gas and Electric worker, pinning the worker between the car and his truck, in Fresno, California. Unedited interview included. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ7g1uUYe9M On one hand, the general rule is you don't pick up hitchhikers because they might be, y'know, crazy. Very interesting to see a case where both the driver AND the hitchhiker in question are nutso. The unedited video is also definitely worth a watch, this guy is a total fuckin trip and it seems the driver was too, from telling him about his surprise sex stories and how he needs to cleanse the earth of black folk. This is all probably going to blow up very soon.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:22 |
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| # ? May 21, 2013 10:48 |
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Ahh Fresno. Will you ever change? That homeless guy was awesome, with a hatchet and everything.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:26 |
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Sounds like the crazy driver wasn't killed but was taken into custody... unless police are booking corpses now.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:29 |
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Kai seems like a pretty awesome guy if not a little too enthusiastic about beating someones head in with a hatchet
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:31 |
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My girlfriend told me about this and linked me to the video. Both guys sound crazy, but Kai sounds like the awesome kind of crazy.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:33 |
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Excited for the auto-tuned rap that's sure to come!
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:46 |
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That hitch hiker was a Juggalo
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:49 |
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Smash, smash SUUUUUUUUH-SMASH! Kai loving owns and is a hero!
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:51 |
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SpeedySurfer posted:My girlfriend told me about this and linked me to the video. Both guys sound crazy, but Kai sounds like the awesome kind of crazy. poo poo if you just realized that you became a goddamn hero, you'd probably be all excited and pumped too. quote:I’m like, ‘Bro, if you’re f*ckin’ Jesus Christ, I’ll be the anti-Christ, man, like f*ck that poo poo." Beautiful.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 01:58 |
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John Cena posted:http://www.opposingviews.com/i/soci...ing-woman-video Not only was the driver not killed, it wasn't even "his" hitchhiker.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:03 |
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Haha seriously, the quote from the homeless dude is just too loving perfect. Tarantino's gonna make a movie about this now.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:04 |
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Slanderer posted:Not only was the driver not killed, it wasn't even "his" hitchhiker. Watch the unedited video. Hitchhiker was picked up by this dude earlier.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:06 |
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John Cena posted:Watch the unedited video. Hitchhiker was picked up by this dude earlier. Really? poo poo, my bad.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:08 |
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On first read, I really thought "uu" was being used as some kind of accepted internet shorthand for the second person plural. Speaking of the internet, I kind of miss the days when grammar might be, I don't know, the fourth or fifth thing to give me pause in a story about a head hatcheting.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:10 |
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It's a well known fact that all hitchhikers are murderers, just like everyone who picks up hitchhikers.
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Slanderer posted:Not only was the driver not killed, it wasn't even "his" hitchhiker. Yes, in the news report they refer to the hitchhiker as the driver's passenger, and he relates the conversation they had while in the car. But drat, the Jesus guy was over 6 feet and 300-400 pounds?! No wonder Super Hitchhiker wailed on him with a hatchet. Edit: Beaten like a murderous fake Jesus.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:13 |
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At the end of the uncut interview the interviewer asks him if he was all about watching out for other people and if he put the concern of his own safety second. Kai responds that he doesn't have any family anymore and that anyone who cared about him way back when probably thought he was dead for all he knew, so there wasn't much of a reason to put his own safety before others. 
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:18 |
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"I'm one of the heroes." "Before I say anything else, I want to say no matter what you've done, you deserve respect. Even if you make mistakes you're loveable, and it doesn't matter your looks skills or age, your size, or anything, you're worthwhile! No one can take that away from you." Kai's allright in my book. 
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:37 |
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, but it reflects poorly on the forums. 
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Way to go Kai 
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:45 |
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"Smash, smash, suh-MASH!"
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:45 |
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Vintersorg posted:Smash, smash SUUUUUUUUH-SMASH! This is basically exactly what I was going to say. He sounds kind of manic but I really like him. Kaiser Soze posted:"Smash, smash, suh-MASH!" This is a wonderful thing to make but your aspect ratio is wrong.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:50 |
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Well I think we've all learned an important lesson from this. Damned if I know what, but I can feel it. Thread dismissed.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 02:55 |
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I think I learned that it's OK to be around crazy people unless they are racist. I think.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:05 |
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I was thinking the Kai guy was some old, grizzled bum type guy, and his craziness was just a sort of old-age demntia setting in. Now that I see he's a young guy, he may be the bad type of crazy.... I can see him going "And bro was about to take the last slice of bread in the fridge, so I was all SMASH, SMASH, SUUUUUU-MASH!! I mean, I just like my sandwiches, is all."
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:15 |
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angerbot posted:Well I think we've all learned an important lesson from this. Damned if I know what, but I can feel it.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:16 |
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And people say chivalry is dead....
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:18 |
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This has to be some sort of viral marketing, I refuse to believe that a dude this cool exists.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:27 |
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"what's next for you, Kai?" "Hopefully some surfin..."
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:29 |
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This is the inevitable result of black Jesus being reincarnated as white Jesus. Pretty sure God's plan for the apocalypse is undone now, like how Death's plan was undone in the movie Final Destination. You saved us all, murderous hitchhiker.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:30 |
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Are there any links to the unedited video that work in chrome?
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:30 |
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When I think of a hatchet, I think of a 2-headed small axe. What they showed in the clip kind of looked like a stick shift or baton or something. What the hell is it?
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:36 |
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Dude is awesomely unhinged and pumped with adrenaline but there is no way he's been on the road for more than a week or two. His pack is way to organized and clean.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:39 |
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Revitalized posted:At the end of the uncut interview the interviewer asks him if he was all about watching out for other people and if he put the concern of his own safety second. Kai responds that he doesn't have any family anymore and that anyone who cared about him way back when probably thought he was dead for all he knew, so there wasn't much of a reason to put his own safety before others. Poor guy, but he definitely did the right thing in saving someone's life. Who knows what else that driver could have done.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:40 |
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Here's the full 5min interview with Kai. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1ASCS5o
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:41 |
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Well, that's just great. Stephen King characters are becoming real now.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:41 |
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Wicker Man posted:When I think of a hatchet, I think of a 2-headed small axe. What they showed in the clip kind of looked like a stick shift or baton or something. What the hell is it?
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:45 |
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Kai is the badass of the loving millennium.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:48 |
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‘Bro, if you’re f*ckin’ Jesus Christ, I’ll be the anti-Christ, man, like f*ck that poo poo." May be the most action hero-esque line a man could have ever uttered in that specific situation.
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| # ? Feb 5, 2013 03:50 |
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Watch Out Smarmy posted:A loving hatchet. Yeah, but from what I was getting they were making sound like some kind of blunt thing like a stick. I blame Kai. Especially since the driver didn't die.
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Defiant Sally posted:‘Bro, if you’re f*ckin’ Jesus Christ, I’ll be the anti-Christ, man, like f*ck that poo poo." May be the most action hero-esque line a man could have ever uttered in that specific situation. I wonder what would've happened if he hadn't picked up Kai. And what if he really was Jesus? What if it was His divine mission to kill those people and Kai interfered with it? 
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