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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium* > The Ray Parlour > A Very Special England MDT
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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GIVE OFF MORE PHEREMONES BECAUSE I'M OLDER AND SOUND LIKE RAY FIENNES

Winner, PWM POTM March


 Hi and welcome to the England-Brazil friendly MDT thread. Please post respectfully about the game in here so it can be isolated and quarantined tomorrow.

Fifa rankings for December
1. Spain (1)
2. Germany (2)
3. Argentina (3)
4. Italy (5)
5. Colombia (8)
6. England (6)
7. Portugal (4)
8. Netherlands (7)
9. Russia (9)
10. Croatia (10)
11. Greece (12)
12. Switzerland (16)
13. Ecuador (17)
14. Ivory Coast (15)
15. Mexico (14)
16. Uruguay (11)
17. France (18)
18. Brazil (13)
19. Algeria (19)
20. Sweden (23)

To whet your appetites, here's Neymar scoring against England* at the Olympics

*Not really England

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jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes


 The 6 seed against an 18 seed? I can't see this being anything but a rout.

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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GIVE OFF MORE PHEREMONES BECAUSE I'M OLDER AND SOUND LIKE RAY FIENNES

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 Here's the always articulate Ashley Cole

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21355136

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Hegav
Jun 29, 2012



 I'll be watching this match and I think it'll be a very good match.

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


 In 1882 England beat Ireland 13 - 0

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Blue Screen Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:</b><br /> Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)


 I hope this stays a friendly MDT thread, I don't want to see any hooliganism ITT thread.

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Adulterous Hitler
Nov 4, 2007

PHWOAR CRIMINAL


 As usual, the British Elitists seperate themselves from the rest of Europe

# ? Feb 6, 2013 19:19
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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GIVE OFF MORE PHEREMONES BECAUSE I'M OLDER AND SOUND LIKE RAY FIENNES

Winner, PWM POTM March


 Can someone list the last few times England played Brazil in all competitions? I missed the WC game as I was having an exam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02UMaF1dRdo

# ? Feb 6, 2013 19:19
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Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I GIVE OFF MORE PHEREMONES BECAUSE I'M OLDER AND SOUND LIKE RAY FIENNES

Winner, PWM POTM March

Frankly I think we're stronger today in all areas

# ? Feb 6, 2013 19:22
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Blue Screen Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:</b><br /> Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Adulterous Hitler posted:

As usual, the British Elitists seperate themselves from the rest of Europe

English elitists thank you very much.

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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

 Why is Wembley so empty?

# ? Feb 6, 2013 19:23
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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009



 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K32Adi8nmzA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUeEZ-m-UCY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsh2bK09t34

England. Football. Let's Have It.

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Abu Dave
Mar 31, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

 I hope Dante shows England what a real defender is

# ? Feb 6, 2013 19:27
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Adulterous Hitler
Nov 4, 2007

PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Blue Screen Error posted:

English elitists thank you very much.

You all look the same to me

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britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

Romantic and Square is Hip and Aware!

 unironically looking forward to this

think brazil will win with both teams scoring

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Hegav
Jun 29, 2012



 I hope Neymar and Ronaldinho does All The Tricks and scores All The Goals

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Abu Dave posted:

I hope Dante shows England what a real defender is

I hope Dante gets brutally merked by whoever's playing up front for the best team, England.

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Adulterous Hitler
Nov 4, 2007

PHWOAR CRIMINAL

britishbornandbread posted:

unironically looking forward to this

think brazil will win with both teams scoring

Both Teams To Suck

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009



 I do love a bit of Ronaldinho though

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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

 Cleverly to have breakout game and secure his starting spot for years to come.

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Abu Dave
Mar 31, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Both Teams To Suck

This is already true.

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Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

Blue Screen Error posted:

I hope this stays a friendly MDT thread, I don't want to see any hooliganism ITT thread.

Looks like we have one of them do-gooders in here lads. We'll proper sort 'im out after we're done kicking chairs to bits and singing racist songs.

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euroboy
Mar 23, 2004



 Havent seen Ronaldinho play in ages, this could be fun

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Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011


 Ronaldinho kind of owns again, definitely not fat Milan Ronaldinho anymore.

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009



 hmmm itv's stream is total poo poo, I didn't expect this at all

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Abu Dave
Mar 31, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

 Of course no one can keep quiet

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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


 Brazil are going to do some of their nice-guy samba football and England are going to brutally destroy them on this damp Wednesday night with some grimey murkage.

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EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009
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 What twats make noises during that

# ? Feb 6, 2013 19:33
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ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

 That is one gorgeous looking pitch

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Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Foreign Myth


 Why don't brazil wear their names on their shirts? Are they ashamed that they're not brave lions?

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

ayb posted:

That is one gorgeous looking pitch

Brave English Grass

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Hegav
Jun 29, 2012



 Ah yes the England Supporters Band

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009



 Oh cool the Pukka Pies England Band are still loving here

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

The key piece of evidence..is this!!

Abu Dave posted:

I hope Dante shows England what a real defender is
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Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car


 Who is the English version of Beyonce? Will she be singing at half-time?

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

That's really funny,
u can hear me laugh
ha ha ha ha


 Do the syndicates also bet on what songs the band plays

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Dunban
Jul 4, 2012

The key piece of evidence..is this!!

belgend posted:

Do the syndicates also bet on what songs the band plays

5:1 on the violin player to be out of tune

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Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Foreign Myth


 Neymar, welcome to Europe.

Love, Cahill

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euroboy
Mar 23, 2004

Leon with a Zero posted:

Who is the English version of Beyonce?

Susan Boyle

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009



 phwoar

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