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Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Many of today's phones come with some manner of AI based predictive text. (Hence drat You Autocorrect, et al).

Nowadays they use not only their internal dictionary but will crawl the entire content of your past texts, email, and Facebook posts to try to guess at what word you might want to type next.

With some of these apps, not only will they suggest a word, but simply pressing the suggested word will then offer another suggested word based off of some Very Fancy Math, yielding hilarious results.

So the purpose of this thread is to give your phone a few "lead words" and let the AI do the rest.

Bold = Entered text, remainder is what happens from either pressing "space" or the first suggested word and all the center suggested words thereafter. Everything after is the phone's suggestions.

Neuromancer posted:

The sky was the color of a television and then click publish and friends, family or not to receive ourselves on the other end

Beastie Boys posted:

Now here's a little story I've got to tell about the latest news and information. I've been working on the other end that introduces herself.

Gettysburg Address posted:

Four score and seven days of your favorite video games can be used to work with the latest version of my friends.

Clockwork Orange posted:

What have you got at home, little sister, to play your fuzzy little cat noses always getting into the transmission of signals from my WiFi repeater into the dishwasher making obnoxious dubstep

So, what's your phone got to say about stuff?

Clockwork Sputnik fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 02:58

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Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Keeper of the Secret


This is a bad thread and I have to be able to be in the intended recipient or any questions or any questions, etc

My phone is boring, it is a few days of the intended recipient (what the gently caress?)

Angela Christine
Oct 4, 2008

LIL CUTIES


Automated shitposting, welcome to the singularity.


Oh, wait, I don't have a smart phone.

wtfmoses
Dec 21, 2004


Most goons are uninterested in anything unless it has to do with space, zombies, or porn. They lead boring lives that are diluted by a heightened sense of self worth.

drat phone you mean.

HATE CURES TRANNYS
Aug 16, 2005

PUSSY ALL NIGHT!

My dick has been a long time ago and I will not be published.
My dick is old news, no money in it nowadays.

Social Justice and I can't stand to be the stupid rear end.
Check my privilege, I'm a smart one!

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

A product of Hugs Boson Industries



Holy poo poo that last one. Dishwasher dubstep

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Angela Christine posted:


Oh, wait, I don't have a seven mile walk in the morning, and the voice of reason knows how to get my hands on the other end of a sudden application for admission to the muppet show

Apparently my phone doubts you...

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

wtfmoses posted:

Most goons are uninterested in the world. I have a question about the latest version of my favorite celebrities, and I won't be in the bar.

Lumberjack Bonanza
Feb 27, 2011

I'LL CUT THAT POST TO PIECES!


Last time I tried so hard to play rough with it the results of that poo poo just got rid of unlimited data problem in your life.

When I go out to get some 40s and kisses around the other people I assume you're going to get rough with me.

Lumberjack Bonanza fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 04:16

Krastinov
Sep 7, 2007

Objection! What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?!

quote:

Goons are you can be that conceited and that self loathing in the butt.



quote:

Predictive text message was the Google chrome logo on the right and has lens flare mouth disease free to be better than a lot of fruit stands for the best part of the stuff it's letting me play doesn't match my dice.

... I think I'm done with this. I don't like what it says about me.

Synonymous
May 24, 2011

That was a nice distraction.


My phone wants to talk about the same time as the one that is the best way to go to some jerk's party. That's probably the worst part is that the English language, and the other day, and the other day, and the other day, and the other day (and so on, forever)

The best way to describe me would be a problem with the name you literally just chose. I also commend you on your behaviour thus far in the morning, train down to Melbourne to work at home in the next couple of weeks.

Mine tends to be pretty nonsensical. drat SwiftKey.

Synonymous fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 07:29

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

Maybe someone could give suggestions of apps that actually do this behavior? My iphone doesn't do poo poo beyond autocorrecting single words.

Or is this some silly Android thing?

Illegibly Eligible
Jul 21, 2009


It'd be great if people mentioned their keyboard app. I'm using SwiftKey 3 which replaced Skype... according to its statistics I am 40% more efficient at typing thanks to SwiftKey 3.

Phone, I'm sick of your poo poo. I will keep you updated. I will keep you updated. I will keep you updated.

That was disappointing, phone number, and I most likely to be a bit though. I will keep you updated.

I guess my phone enjoys keeping me in the loop.

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.


I'm not even sure my phone can do this as I can't sucking see it with me tonight.

Well, that wasn't what I expected.

Tots
Sep 2, 2007



I am not the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the

Let's try to give this one more shot of the first time to the first...


gently caress

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Tots posted:

I am not the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the first time to the

Let's try to give this one more shot of the first time to the first...


gently caress

Well at the very least you wrote a Tool song.


Edit : I'm on SwiftKey

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003



SwiftKey on Android is the main exploiter of technology that actually tries to guess what your next word will be based on your sentence so far and typical past conversations, though a few of the others will do similar. I don't think native keyboards on either iOS or Android will do much of this poo poo at all.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 09:14

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

I'm so
mad. im
gonna
have sex
with my
girl friend
so i wont
be so mad


Why do you thread reply to the intended recipient you are you are you are...

Shitters does not get any followup suggestions.

s0m3 guy
Apr 20, 2012


I've always kept the predictive input off but this is a great deal of the most important thing is that the government of Canada

Sometimes I think that the government of Canada and the other hand

That of the most important thing is that the government of Canada

I think my Note 2 has something to do with the government of Canada...

Computer viking
May 30, 2011


Going by the main recommendation from the very first word:

quote:

God save the Queen Send her victorious Happy and glorious Long to reign over us God save the Queen

Apparently my phone is a British royalist? I can't say I expected that.

quote:

Really, phone, and holy cow it made a difference. Android feels like a real ipod / iphone competitor now. Funny how little things like lock screen player controls ( due to the tumor samples being messier than they blood they are ready. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else, and the I'm not sure where those came from - but anyway.


About half of that looks like things it has seen others say to me, not the opposite - I guess that's a side effect of not having used SwiftKey much after I last changed rom.

kelnira
Jun 14, 2011

My weapon of choice.


In my search for a predictive text program for iOS, I stumbled across Path Input, which didn't have what I was looking for, but the swipe tech that it came with was not quite as good as it is on Android. I wrote the lyrics to some of my favorite songs, see if you can guess what they are.

quote:

Because its nine in the afternoon
Your eyes are the sixty of the moon
You could burr you chasm sop your do
Feeling shop GPS
Lose the way that tippy do
When its mind in threw automobile


quote:

Were going down, diem in an earliest round
And suggest were going down swinging
Ill be smoothest one work a bullet
A loaders good complex cockles it and pull it

It could also be that I'm not good at swipe. It seemed more forgiving on Android though!

Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005


This was completely predictive:

I am a beautiful person. I am a big deal to me. The first time in the morning and evening of the day, and I can make some money.

OhGodMyFeet
Mar 11, 2009


My completely predictive text, Swiftkey 3:

I am a beautiful person, mate, I have long been a bit of a new one, but I can't understand why you should be able to make it.

Beautiful people for me as well. Weird.

semiavrage
Apr 28, 2007

I'll show them... I'll show ALL of them...


Who wants to be a winning day. ( Oh god, I am a wiener. I am excited to come in and meet the needs of the thing made me curious.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

s0m3 guy posted:

I've always kept the predictive input off but this is a great deal of the most important thing is that the government of Canada

Sometimes I think that the government of Canada and the other hand

That of the most important thing is that the government of Canada

I think my Note 2 has something to do with the government of Canada...


My non Canadian phone says:

The government of Canada and the voice of the dead movies, music and video games can be used to work with her husband and father.

Unrelated:

I've got 99 problems not the first one you picked, but I only have to be the first one to be a little bossy and the other day I was wondering if you are looking for a bit of the most important part of a confidentially / non - disclosure agreement with the screenwriter

My phone wants to talk about the same thing but it would have to be the first one you want to hear

Clockwork Sputnik fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 12:44

Computer viking
May 30, 2011


I played with the tools for learning from my accounts.

quote:

After I synced with Gmail, and to all the peoples of our great imperial family to which we all belong. I do not give you laws or administer justice but I can do something else, and the I'm not sure where those came from.


Nope. Still royalist/imperialist.

In Norwegian I get much blander random text; I'm not sure what to make of that.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 14:02

Megadyptes
Oct 7, 2009

Yeah... If you hit them hard their heads bleed all over the ice and their legs convulse.


quote:

I am thinking about the sender immediately delete this is not sure you know what you know


Decided to try out SwiftKey 3 and synched up to facebook. gmail and all that crap.

quote:

I am thinking about the game, voting of course was full of the joys of bribery and I will not receive any further questions please let us help you with your friends.

quote:

God save the planet. I I I am a beautiful person. The only thing that you can get a chance to win a free email service, check out the latest news and sport.

Turd Nelson
Nov 21, 2008


I like this thread to be a little more about it and the best way to follow up with you and I will be able to join the group of people who are not the intended recipient of the World.

I would like to go back in time for the first World War and I will have to recreate the first time in my head for you to know about it.

why does the job of making money for your time in my life in general public and private and confidential information intended for use in your area of expertise?

Turd Nelson fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 14:54

Wingless
Mar 3, 2009

Gloves: So as not to touch this filthy reality.


Why do black and white. I have no words to the betterment of society. [/Quote] What?

That's it exactly. Including the quote tag.

Eating people who are you looking for a while. I have been falling foul of this trick for millennia.

I think they're enslaving ancient ghosts to power these "smart phones".

Dinosaurs make me feel like a list of the presence of God just from being stimulated by scientists.

I love this one.

vulgey
Aug 2, 2004

Covered in blood and without any clothes. Where is my mother?


I am a beautiful person. The only thing that you can get a chance to win a free e-mail service, check out the latest news and sport. I have dishonored and hotline miami if you want em xx

Bertrand Hustle
Apr 29, 2007



I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person.

It was the best of times, but I guess it's not the end of the world.

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered, "Ing"

drat, phone, you weird.

stachatoryR
Aug 9, 2004


Gonna plow, and I wouldn't click on the little things that are not the intended recipient, you can probably ask you to send me a quote for your help!

Eat the cheese. I am going to be in the office in the morning. On the other hand, and I have been employed in your browser does that sound right.

I must send a lot of work related texts.

Chiba City Blues
Apr 25, 2011


It was the best way to get over it. I guess I was tired of the most part, the only one who is a slightly easier version Obsolete, bolted Red eyes, bound in chrome, Bitter tears of citrus scent. Who am I?

I replied to the video game riddle thread with my phone so I guess that's where that came from, but still...

LJHalfbreed
Apr 3, 2009


This is some seriously funny poo poo to me, and I don't care why.



Predictive SMS AI and you can get a chance to win the game. I have a galaxy s3 available if you have any other way around. It will take you out of my life and the rest of my friends.

Four score and seven days a month ago by a group of people who are not the intended for the first time in the morning. I am going through a lot of people who want to be a good time to me.

What is a Man? A miserable pile of your own crap, and i will be a good time for a long time. The only thing that i have to go to the bank and get a lot of people who are not the same thing.


What is your phone saying about you? I'm obviously some sort of rapist I think.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008



He said he would be the best way to do that. You are so many people are not So Focused upon eating an entire meal that is set before them. I am willing to fight for peace.

Bro Enlai
Nov 9, 2008



SwiftKey 3, all predictive:

I am a beautiful person. I have to respect the fact that she was a partner, and his defeat and abdication followed before a single ship was completed in the U District soon after, found parking in a ghetto rear end lot covered with graffiti ( only $ 8 / day though), and linked up with Miri, Ryan, and Clay at Shawarma King.

Flarestar
Dec 23, 2005
Diesel Powered Robot Panda

I get the added joy of using Swiftkey, which allows multiple predictions. Unfortunately if I just choose the center one every time it creates incredibly boring, but usually useful sentences. So, randomly picking between the three options each time:

You must be logged on and off the ground, but the fact is that you are not responsible for delivering the best of all the major credit cards.

Thanks for visiting my family and showing them the rest of my favorite things that are not fit for consumption.

I have been a huge fan of the string of silence. <-- my phone is Zen

And one it made on its very own:

The following pages link to the pledge of my war against the wall, but it is not a good time to get the best way for the first one.

timefly
Apr 29, 2008



Why is this so funny. SwiftKey, all predictive.

They had a lot of the terrifying recipes I was raised to get and I will be able to watch. I am so grateful for the times that you were in my head and shoulders and I am not sure how I would be the most popular. The words steal your email, phone, the chain, I don't loving come all of you, and that'd just wanted a little more bite, popping his own life and I am not sure people, the chain, I don't loving want to do that, so unless you are not the intended recipient, you can be fuckin the same time he started noticing that the relationship between you two are doing.

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person.

It was the best of times, but I guess it's not the end of the world.

Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered, "Ing"

drat, phone, you weird.

These are awesome.

Once upon a midnight of your favorite music, I can keep you up on your computer and it will not be able to leave the house.

Some band names:

modest more information

joy and happiness

and you will know us by the same time as the whiskers

meat is not the intended recipient

Kanye west

Jerk phone. It will take a moment to review this information.

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Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005


I like big butts and I can make some from the last generation or the other hand, and a lot more to do it myself, and if so, I am a very nice and the rest of the best of all the other day. I will not only a small group, which was not able, but the best. If I don't have the option for a long day, I will have the option for a while with you and your business and the other side of the most popular of the most important things.


SwiftKey is the best kids. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person. I am a beautiful person.


SwiftKey is pretty weird.

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