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Ok. so helping a couple friends promote and raise funds for their film. Please take a second to watch the trailer and pledge if you can, even a buck can go a long way, believe me it helps. sorry for the initial lame post and thank you for your support. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects...discover-kasper spazmonk fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 09:06 |
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How much do you love it?
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 08:38 |
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spazmonk posted:Bizarre...but I'm very intrigued! Who sent you? What wonderful land have you come from?
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its very curious and intriguing. kinda indi, but I'm into that. so BORED of hollywood's superheroic, fast-edited, bull**** format. pffffff maybe thats why I love it. its different. plus I watched the hobbit (48fps version) and it PISSED me off....had ZERO movie experience...felt like watching a glorified soap opera! SO PISSED at peter jackson......so YEAH......thats how much I love it! what are you gonna do about it??? do you like it?
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 08:45 |
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i love fast editing. its intense
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 08:52 |
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Do you really think spending some of your potential kickstarter money on a forums account that will just be banned inside 10 minutes was a wise purchase?
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I put the first line of the OP into Google because it looked like a pretty good search term and the fourth result was this question about erections and I feel like that is also a situation where someone may type "Bizarre...but I'm very intrigued!"
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 09:01 |
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Needs more anime. Make your movie an anime, OP, and I'll baka it (get it? That's an anime joke).
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 09:03 |
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess your name is Seth Christian.
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he's the director and he set the account up for me to help throw the film out there. so yes and no.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 09:14 |
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OP, can I just mail you a cheque?
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 09:25 |
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spazmonk posted:he's the director and he set the account up for me to help throw the film out there. so yes and no. How's it hangin, Seth?
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Greetings, friend! I am very interested in helping to fund your friend Seth Christian's film. I am Nigerian royalty and have recently inherited a tidy sum from my tragically deceased grandfather. Unfortunately, due to some legal matters my vast wealth is tied up in the banks. However, if you forward me your bank particulars, I will be able to transfer the money directly to your account. For this favor I will gladly help to fund your movie.
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Cubone posted:Greetings, friend! Haaahhhaaaaaa. wow. that was funny. lol
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spazmonk posted:Haaahhhaaaaaa. wow. that was funny. lol I hope you love your movie. I hope you love it well enough to gently caress scientific apparatus.
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I watched the trailer until the point where the bald guy said he had rear end Burgers Syndrome, then I stopped the video, balled up all of my cash in my fist, stuffed it into a sock and threw it in the ocean. I feel this represents a better investment.
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PepperSinclaire posted:I watched the trailer until the point where the bald guy said he had rear end Burgers Syndrome, then I stopped the video, balled up all of my cash in my fist, stuffed it into a sock and threw it in the ocean. I feel this represents a better investment. thats one thing i've noticed about seth, is he likes taking real life issues or topics and shedding light on them in a peculiar or zany way our apologies if it offended you or anyone you know that has aspergers.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 11:10 |
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Is the director near by? If so can you relay a message from the internet? This movie will be poo poo.
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Spazmonk, what is your and the directors favorite part of the Autism Disorder Spectrum?
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Siljmonster posted:Is the director near by? thats part of what I'm to do is get some random feedback. but please define what you mean and why you're predicting it will be s***?
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The dark secret is that the firefly is a sex toy. The remaining twenty minutes of the film are just him masturbating with it five or six times (we can't tell because he kinda has a half-orgasm for one of them).
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poo poo. Is it made out of fecal matter. Reel to reel crap being projected on your uncles basement studio where he showed you videos of your mom sunbathing in the 1970s. How hard is it to understand that Aspergers doesn't make people talk to LED lights. It turns them into collecting them and talking about them all the time. This one is red, this one is blue, oh check out the lumens on this one. I am deep within my poo poo psyche and I can see the poo poo on the walls. Like an amazing new film that has been checked into Hotel poo poo, my tub overfloweth with poo poo that is feature film about Aspergers and deep psychological thought provoking scenes like "i have rear end burgers". poo poo. Siljmonster fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 11:55 |
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Siljmonster posted:poo poo. Is it made out of fecal matter. Reel to reel crap being projected on your uncles basement studio where he showed you videos of your mom sunbathing in the 1970s. How hard is it to understand that Aspergers doesn't make people talk to LED lights. It turns them into collecting them and talking about them all the time. This one is red, this one is blue, oh check out the lumens on this one. I am deep within my poo poo psyche and I can ser "Why don't you like people?"
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spazmonk posted:thats one thing i've noticed about seth, is he likes taking real life issues or topics and shedding light on them in a peculiar or zany way There is nothing peculiar, zany or offensive about this project.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 11:49 |
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I'm a little surprised anyone actually clicked that link.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 11:51 |
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If I give you $3333 for this project can I do the soundtrack? I have already recorded many songs, the main title theme is interesting and will establish a light theme for the rest of the movie, it consists of multi-layered dubstep like beat of me just saying poo poo over and over again with varying levels of decibels and maybe some reverb here and there.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 11:52 |
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Gau posted:"Why don't you like people?" haha. thats what i was about to type.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 11:55 |
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siljmonster, thank you for your constructive criticism.
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Siljmonster posted:If I give you $3333 for this project can I do the soundtrack? I wish I could empty quote this forever. Would it be possible for my to spend money to make this a reality without kickstarter? I would like some artistic input. I think you should really retro-ify everyone's clothing. To say.... the middle ages. Nothing says classy movie like a black and white production where everyone's saying FORSOOTH. Take out the firefly, replace it with a custom made crossbow, remove the slow mo smashing a computer screen and replace it with a 1000% slowed down version of Martin Luther nailing a neon sign saying "PROTESTANT" to a church door. If I give you say 1000 dollars to get aesthetic design control and then you give me 10,000 dollars to use my ideas would that be acceptable? I can pay in CASH ONLY In fact, just play this video of Martin Luther before the computer throwing scene so that you're adding depth and character into your bald aspergic man so you can see him react to the Ninety-Five Theses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5P7QkHCfaI But instead of the ending music, just hit them with Siljmonster's wicked sick dubstep lenoon fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 12:08 |
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I have seen something like this in theatre. It was poo poo.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 12:00 |
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You're welcome. I hope you and your neckbeards dont make your goal.
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 12:01 |
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I predict this movie is going to be the next great hit of 2013. WE COULD HAVE BEEN IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR GOONS! SETH WOULD HAVE GIVEN US A PIECE OF THAT SWEET SWEET PIE!
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Listen, I am an ideas guy. I got tons of great ideas. From video games to movies. What about a movie where a man with Aspergers and OCD can talk, but no one else around him notices?!?!?! But its all Bruce Willis's crazy assumptions of the world while everyone else is dealing with his poo poo constantly. Oh Bruce Willis, we can hear you talk, but all you are doing is screaming at your stuffed firefly! How can you not see that your care taker is having a hard time dealing with dressing you. Oh great Bruce you hit her again. Ugh. I guess this Autism thing isnt what it was up to be! Oh no Bruce is walking about on a ledge. John Travolta rescues him at the last moment. But Bruce finally saves the day and the credits roll past and an Autistic Dog with Angelmans Disorder flops towards the screen and that sweet loveable voice of Danny DeVito screeches through your ears. LOOKS WHOS AN AUTIST NOW. Soundtrack by Brian Wilson.
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Dont worry guys, the firefly thing is not animated, its a custom made doll, made for the film! E: This is a documentary, right? Like is Todd legitimately mentally handicapped?
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| # ? Feb 7, 2013 12:06 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Post Your Favorite (or Request) > Post your Favorite movie Hint It's this one.
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Zapdos posted:Dont worry guys, the firefly thing is not animated, its a custom made doll, made for the film! haha...not to my knowledge. just an actor trying to make his way
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Seriously though, you can't make it about assburgers unless it has anime. Trust me, I'm an anime expert. An animexpert, if you will.
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Video game idea time. Okay so the video game is really really esoteric and nostalgic at the same time a bit unique and a little bit outdated on purpose. What you do is youre stranded on a lonely island all by yourself. However there are these rocks everywhere, some are brown, some are grey, but some of them SOME OF THEM LOOK LIKE THE MOON. So you now have your purpose I guess. Or you could collect the ones that look like fish (I collected fish rocks as a child, they were super cool and they looked like fish with neat patterns and shaped like fish). Okay so now you have all these moon rocks but there is no score. There aren't any enemies except for some trees getting in the line of sight of your moon rocks. So you have to cut down the trees, however the only rocks hard enough to chop down the trees are the moon rocks that you cherish. But moon rocks break after 30 strikes to a tree and it takes an entire rock to take down a tree. Also I forgot to add the character for no purpose what soever has Aspergers and OCD and doesn't really like people (you gotta say this as dumb as possible with cake in your mouth). Those rocks still need collecting. So you can dig a hole and bury the moonrocks, but holes can only hold about 10 moonrocks each, and you have to cut down trees to make more holes and possibly find more moonrocks buried within their roots. If you end up with 0 moon rocks, or -0 if youre using a 1's constant to count the moonrocks, you will lose the game as all the moonrocks are gone and you die alone on the island. Also I forgot to mention you gain experience while collecting and holding moonrocks, however there aren't any levels and the experience is all in your head since you have Aspergers.
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Spazmonk I want to poo poo on your living heart I will start a kickstarter to make this possible. It will be circulated at Sundance.
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I have aspergers, as such I collect a mass multitude of chicken sandwiches. I eat them when ever I came. Make a movie about my life Seth.
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