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I have not been there. But if you have some secret cell phone photos to share, please post them here. Are the amenities on Janet Airlines nice? They look like terrible planes when I am standing outside Las Vegas McCarren staring through the fence. And if I find out that Area 51 does not actually deal in secret stuff I will figuratively flip the gently caress out.
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im posting from inside it right now
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I bet their internet is so locked down you can't even check the weather (but that's not necessary since it's in a desert).
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 00:49 |
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Twat McTwatterson posted:im posting from inside it right now Alien trap sprung
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 00:59 |
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I'm actually an experimental pilot at area 51 but they erase my memory every time I test a craft so I can't tell you about it
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 01:38 |
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e: in fact they even erase my memory so i forget what thread im posting in
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They should apply advanced stealth technology to your posts (so I can't see them).
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 18:05 |
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Area 51 doesn't exit.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 18:59 |
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French Canadian posted:I bet their internet is so locked down you can't even check the weather (but that's not necessary since it's in a desert). Why would they need to check it, where do you think weather is controlled?
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Mukluk posted:Area 51 doesn't exit. This is true. Believe this. Area 51 is a lie, disinformation concoted by those who wish you subservient to them. This is true. I am your friend. Ahundredbux posted:Why would they need to check it, where do you think weather is controlled? Do not speak of this.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:06 |
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Most people think of Area 51 as a hub of top-secret aircraft or alien technology. That is wrong. It is the origin of all fast-food. Taco-Bell, Mcdonald's, Chik-Fil-a, you name it. Next time you bite into your cheesy gordita crunch, remember the scientists who lost their lives inventing it.
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Anyone near area 5* gets teleported, raped, muedered and hooked up to d r e a n l a n d
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Area 51 is the ultimate foursquare check-in.
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Glasgow Kiss posted:Most people think of Area 51 as a hub of top-secret aircraft or alien technology. That is wrong. It is the origin of all fast-food. Taco-Bell, Mcdonald's, Chik-Fil-a, you name it. Next time you bite into your cheesy gordita crunch, remember the scientists who lost their lives inventing it. If the American people knew of the horrifying experiments that are undertaken in the name of fast-food dining they would be disgusted but still willing to pay 99 cents for a burger.
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Crasscrab posted:If the American people knew of the horrifying experiments that are undertaken in the name of fast-food dining they would be disgusted but still willing to pay 99 cents for a burger. gently caress you got mine (burger and fries)
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Hello GBS 
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 20:58 |
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Area 51 is where Lt. Data found/programmed the chip that made his hair grow long.
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| # ? Feb 11, 2013 22:34 |
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jerkstore77 posted:Area 51 is where Lt. Data found/programmed the chip that made his hair grow long. Data never had long hair.  Provide proof or go gently caress yourself.
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| # ? Feb 12, 2013 01:25 |
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What's the cafeteria like?
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Crasscrab posted:Data never had long hair. He had a beard once. Also he has gets older and fatter to be relatable to humans.
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McDowell posted:Also he has gets older and fatter to be relatable to humans. That's a really stupid feature for a basically immortal being. I can't see many humans relating to an android with the wrinkles and fatness of a, say, 3000-year-old human. Area 51 sucks.
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He can, like, reset it if he wants.
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Data once ate a thousand fast food research scientists on a dare because it was amusing the people around him and he thought a fast food research scientist was a type of mushroom. This error was caused by a malfunction in his hair growing chip cascading through his systems. The resulting goop extracted from Data's stomach analogue was then cloned repeatedly to create what is known as pink slime. Chikky nuggs are people!
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McDowell posted:He had a beard once. Facial hair is not the same as head hair. bald people can still grow facial hair. DUH
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