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jiggerypokery: Feb 1, 2012; ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Some hilariously awful snap of Beyonce making a racket at the superbowl is floating about the internet. Apparently her publicist is trying to get it removed with about as much success as you would expect. It's naturally prime photoshop material.

The original;

The modified;

The inevitable;

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:20

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# ? Jun 19, 2013 01:09

RisqueBarber: Jul 10, 2005

Great photoshops! Did you do all these yourself?

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:25

James Polk: Jun 18, 2010; I was born in a farmhouse in Pineville, North Carolina

I saw the Hulk one elsewhere, OP is a fraud.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:26

Bob A Feet: Aug 10, 2005; This long range missle couldn't possibly....COULD IT?

James Polk posted:

front page of imgur.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:28

Swillkitsch: Sep 10, 2011

She's so buff. Her thighs are terrifying.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:29

Koalas March: May 21, 2007; I hate anyone photoshopping the hardest working woman of color ever and why you should never be allowed to make photoshop threads about her.

Also: ask me about having a 2 meter stick up my ass.

Beyonce worked harder at the Super Bowl than you did on those photoshops. Yeah she's making a grimace but who gives a gently caress? She was working her rear end off. Oh no! A woman of color looks stupid in 6 out of 200 photos. Better make a thread about it. Do you post photoshops of Michelle Obama on Freep, too?

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:30

Blue spy: Jul 28, 2011

Be careful dude, I heard her publicist is on a mission to remove this picture from the internet! We're on the internet! But if we're going to get murdered by some angry publisher here is another unflattering picture...

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:33

Kal: Jun 3, 2007

Koalas March posted:

Ahaha are you for real? That image is begging to be photoshoped, and what the hell does her skin color have to do with anything?

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:34

Brady: Jul 11, 2008; I HAVE BAD OPINIONS ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND MUSIC

Koalas March posted:

It's a funny, unflattering, picture. Calm the gently caress down you sperg.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:51

Requested_Username: Nov 27, 2007; Fuck you, got Midas

Koalas March posted:

I didn't know Jay-Z had an SA account

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:54

Iseeyouseemeseeyou: Jan 3, 2011; Check out my rap sheet!

ICUCMCU posted:
I am still undecided on this protesting. On one hand I support it because it's killing muslims. On the other it gives them a choice.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 22:55

Zedd: Jul 6, 2009; I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?

Zedd fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 23:26

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Rohaq: Aug 11, 2006

All I could see was this.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:23

Bait and Swatch: Sep 5, 2012

Koalas March posted:

Chill dude, it's just some funny pictures. No need to start white knighting for Beyonce.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:25

Pope Mobile: Nov 12, 2006; Talked to Jesus lately? More bars in more churches, synagogues, mosques and all other places of worship, guaranteed.

Koalas March posted:

Beyonce don't want no scrub.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:29

mrbannon: Sep 30, 2011

jiggerypokery posted:

I can't believe her hair/extensions are that long. It looks...rather unflattering between her legs.
Was that hair shopped into the original? It just doesn't seem right, or human.

Edit: I've been corrected. It's lace. Still, looks gross.

mrbannon fucked around with this message at Feb 7, 2013 around 23:41

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:34

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012; all the pretty whoreses

Koalas March posted:

God made a Grimace

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:38

Ethereal Beef: Oct 15, 2012

mrbannon posted:

That's the lace trim on her outfit, not hair.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:39

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; To sleep perchance to dream.

mrbannon posted:

That is the lace from her outfit.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:40

Twat McTwatterson: May 31, 2011

Really I thought she looked kind of old and kind of ugly during the performance. Nice teeth though.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:41

West Ham Sandwich: Oct 17, 2005; I suppose goons just think too much in game

To be fair, there are more than a few pictures of me floating around where I'm playing an instrument live and look like a full blown moron, so none of this really makes me laugh *at* Beyonce, because I know the feeling. Goin' too hard live. That being said,

Rohaq posted:

This is way too god drat funny.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:41

Tovarisch Rafa: Nov 4, 2009

Id put a bag on it.

# ? Feb 7, 2013 23:56

jiggerypokery: Feb 1, 2012; ...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Koalas March posted:

We spend our lives looking at the 1 in 600 photos where models look amazing. Personally I think its amazing when the 1 in 600 where they look like puke shows up.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:12

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Koalas March posted:

Shut up you absolute loving idiot

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:15

Omnicarus: Jan 16, 2006

Koalas March posted:

Leave Beyonce Alone! Just Leave her Alone!

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:16

Density: Nov 12, 2008

Koalas March posted:

fb

Ironically white knighting for Beyonce is the essence of hilarity. I salute you goon sir.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:18

T. Finninho: Aug 27, 2004; Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power, Teen Panties

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Stop quoting that awful loving post and do photoshops or whatever, THANKS

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:18

EZipperelli: Apr 3, 2011; I have plenty of common sense. I just choose to ignore it.

Last time I saw someone making that face, they went to one of these...

# ? Feb 8, 2013 02:21

Maggie Fletcher: Jul 19, 2009

jiggerypokery posted:

I'm not a Beyonce fan, but these photos make me like her a lot more. There's no question she's a pro and these photos, while not perfectly flattering, shows how hard she's working. She definitely owned at the halftime show and these photos are a testament to how much of a baller she is.

Not the biggest fan of her music, but I have a ton of respect for her.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 02:40

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# ? Feb 8, 2013 03:38

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Rohaq posted:

When there's a photoshop throw down you can't just throw out gold like this on the first page. You're setting the bar too high man!

# ? Feb 8, 2013 03:57

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

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Dabizi: Oct 22, 2008

# ? Feb 8, 2013 05:58

TheSpiritFox: Jan 4, 2009; I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

Rohaq posted:

This is beautiful.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 06:04

Spacedad: Sep 11, 2001; We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

Rohaq posted:

Now I actually want to see her do a Rocky Horror revival.

For effect:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo

# ? Feb 8, 2013 06:25

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010; science unflinchingly pokes away at the unknown and corrects itself with what it sees while religion screams into the darkness and swears it hears an answer

I thought Beyonce's performance at the superbowl was incredibly sexy. Her outfit reminded me of Fran from FFXII, if I may say something so goony.

That said,

# ? Feb 8, 2013 06:27

Rino: Apr 2, 2009

# ? Feb 8, 2013 06:29

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ICUCMCU posted:
I am still undecided on this protesting. On one hand I support it because it's killing muslims. On the other it gives them a choice.