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CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

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Preview Thursday's special international IMPACT WRESTLING broadcast from Manchester, England on SpikeTV at 8/7c! If you can't watch the action on Thursday night, make sure to set your DVR!

- The HUGE main event of IMPACT features "The Icon" Sting teaming up with Bully Ray to battle The Aces and 8s in a Tables Match! IMPACT General Manager Hulk Hogan reinstated Bully Ray from his suspension so he could get payback on the Aces and his former friend turned bitter enemy, Devon! Bully Ray gets his opportunity for revenge on Thursday in a bout that he and Devon mastered during their historic career as a tag team - the chaotic Tables Match!

- Two championships will be on the line on Thursday's broadcast! First, Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez defend the World Tag Team Championship against Bobby Roode and Austin Aries!

- Plus, Rob Van Dam will defend the X Division Championship in a three-way match against Kenny King and Zema Ion!

- Will Garett Bischoff and Wes Brisco have hell to pay at the hands of Kurt Angle after they betrayed him and joined The Aces and 8s?

- The lovely and lethal TNA Knockouts will be in action on IMPACT as Knockouts Champion, Tara, battles her former tag team partner - now current rival - Miss Tessmacher!

- Thursday on SpikeTV will also feature the IMPACT debut of British newcomer "Rockstar Spud", who won the UK "British Boot Camp" television series to earn a spot on the IMPACT WRESTLING roster!

This and much more on Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING from England on SpikeTV at 8/7c, plus news on the upcoming "Lockdown" event on March 10 in San Antonio, Texas!

If you read the spoilers, you'll know something great happens. If you didn't read the spoilers, well, watch and see!

Also, Jeff Hardy status = still employed, not appearing tonight (not allowed in England).

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:46

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# ? May 26, 2013 03:36

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

I read the spoilers but I don't actually remember them so let's do this poo poo.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:47

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

I have no idea what's going to happen so BRING IT ON

# ? Feb 8, 2013 00:51

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

Garrett Bischoff may have found the absolute worst way to perform a reverse russian leg sweep finisher

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:03

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007

Wes Brisco's mean mugging is amazing.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:06

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

This crowd is NUCLEAR.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:07

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

This dude's promo is bad. He can't talk worth poo poo. At least to me. He's got so many pauses and weird inflections.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:07

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007

What was that last chant?

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:08

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

This stable suuuuuuuuuucks

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wes Brisco's mean mugging is amazing.

Kevin Garnett levels of mean mugging.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:08

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?

Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

Wes looks like an bloated over the hill 80s Glam Metal Singer

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:08

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

What was that last chant?

You Can't Wrestle

I think.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:08

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

So...did TNA pay to have A&8's flown over to England or did they ride their motorcycles across the ocean?

So who's the last guy in the mask?

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:08

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

Jessie is amazing

...somehow. I really didn't see that coming when he signed or debuted, but here we are.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:10

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Rhonne posted:

So...did TNA pay to have A&8's flown over to England or did they ride their motorcycles across the ocean?

So who's the last guy in the mask?

Presumably D-Lo Brown.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:11

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007

Gaylord Plower posted:

Kevin Garnett levels of mean mugging.

KevinGarnettjawjut.gif

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:12

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

SamuraiFoochs posted:

KevinGarnettjawjut.gif

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:16

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?

Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

Can't wait for TNA to be stupid enough to not give the young guys the belt and instead keep it on the bloated has been.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:17

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

achillesforever6 posted:

Can't wait for TNA to be stupid enough to not give the young guys the belt and instead keep it on the bloated has been.

So the last 3 months?

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:18

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

RVD can't even do the same spots he's done a million times well anymore

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:20

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

achillesforever6 posted:

Can't wait for TNA to be stupid enough to not give the young guys the belt and instead keep it on the bloated has been.

There it is.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:23

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

that was a fun match. I think Zema Ion actually looked the best of everyone in it, he's improved a ton the past year

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:23

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

I like the guy whose music starts with the MIB3 music string thing.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:24

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

Congrats, Rockstar Spud. Your name is really dumb, btw

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:31

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

Who are these guys and why should I care about them?

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:33

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Flare_knight posted:

Who are these guys and why should I care about them?

Which ones?

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:33

Phenix Rising: Oct 24, 2005; TOUGH GUUUUUY

achillesforever6 posted:

Wes looks like an bloated over the hill 80s Glam Metal Singer

I'm catching vibes of a young Darlene from Roseanne. He's got such a pouty sourpuss. He just looks grumpy, not mean or scary. At least Bischoff knew to say about two sentences before passing the mic.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:34

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

Flare_knight posted:

Who are these guys and why should I care about them?

D-Lo Brown and Bruce Pritchard. and you have no reason to care about them.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:34

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

CaptainYesterday posted:

Which ones?

The two fat ones that the Cameraman was spying on through the door

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:34

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012

Remember kids, Dixie has an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

tonight after Impact:

quote:

""Headed to Atlanta to be on Bellator tonight on SpikeTV 10:00 p.m. EST! I've got some cool Impact, Talent, and King Mo news to share!"

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:35

Sweeney Tom: Aug 9, 2012; The elite quarterback, seen here in its natural element.

The only IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT I ever want to hear about TNA in the future is that the company's going under at last.

edit: oh my god his open mouth hahaha

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:38

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

Guinness is a beer, Taz

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:41

Cardboard Box: Jul 14, 2009; Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!

what on earth bloodied Storm's nose, I missed it

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:43

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

So this guy is basically Poor Man's Stone Cold?

Also I feel like Aces and Eights member Tazz calling someone ELSE a drunk is kind of silly.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:45

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Cardboard Box posted:

what on earth bloodied Storm's nose, I missed it

I didn't notice it until the announcers mentioned it.

Flare_knight posted:

So this guy is basically Poor Man's Stone Cold?

Other than being a beer-drinking redneck, they don't have much in common.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:45

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; My name is Stallion Cabana. I am a Chicago native, a man of the people, an entrepreneur, a podcaster, a comedian, a professional wrestler, but most importantly, I am a pony.

CaptainYesterday posted:

Other than being a beer-drinking redneck, they don't have much in common.

Okay.

Sorry, I'm still trying to 'get' TNA. I haven't been watching it long enough, I think.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:47

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007

Gaylord Plower posted:

Late on this but thanks for covering me bro

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:48

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?

Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

Flare_knight posted:

So this guy is basically Poor Man's Stone Cold?

Also I feel like Aces and Eights member Tazz calling someone ELSE a drunk is kind of silly.

He's actually hanged out with Austin and took a picture with him drinking beers.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:50

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Will they finally move on from the horrible team of Chavo and Hernandex?

...probably not

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:50

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009; funk is on a roll

Crowd hates Chavo and Hernandez

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:50

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# ? May 26, 2013 03:36

CaptainYesterday: Sep 14, 2011; The cock of the walk

Aries and Roode have great chemistry as a tag team, too.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 01:54

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