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Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.


Ghost investigating shows are fun for about seven to ten minutes, depending on how much NyQuil you've drank prior to the viewing. But let's face it, at the end of the day most of those so called ghost hunters are just stumbling around in an empty theater, with a PKE meter in one hand and their limp dick (or limp pussy, don't want to leave out the fairer sex) in the other, wondering what the gently caress went wrong in their lives.

Look, we know the ghosts are out there. We've cybered with dead US presidents on our Ouija boards. We've hosed them in the Sims. We've masturbated to them loving in Ghost starring Patrick Swayze (now an actual ghost!). But why is it that all the ghost centric media has nothing but people rejected from Blair Witch sequels running out of clearly lit houses screaming about irregular temperatures?

I only deal in fact not fiction. I have no time for your theatrics and lies. If you are giving me a show about the Chupacabra, I want ten of those fuckers, preferably bleeding out the last of the unicorns.

Just show me some goddamn ghosts.

Here have some ghosts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR22Ef5-84w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9WeLbQSsnE

Lonely Rolling Star fucked around with this message at Feb 8, 2013 around 14:14

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Mukluk
Feb 13, 2012


I hosed a ghost once

I'm Ke$ha irl

OpusD
Sep 7, 2003

I weep for the motherland.

Thanks to the OP, I am now fully convinced of the existence of the supernatural.

Prons
Oct 11, 2012


Mukluk posted:

I hosed a ghost once

I'm Ke$ha irl

I want to believe Ke$ha posts here

Lonely Rolling Star
Mar 20, 2009

Better than a crowbar.


OpusD posted:

Thanks to the OP, I am now fully convinced of the existence of the supernatural.

Don't let me convince you. Who hasn't been molested by a ghost in the middle of the night when they were visiting their uncle Chuck when they were five years old? The ghosts are there. Open your eyes.

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