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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Paranormal/Conspiracy Forum > If Satan punishes the bad guys

Mukluk: Feb 13, 2012

doesn't that make him a good guy???

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Sizone: Sep 13, 2007; Philosophy degrees add inches to your penis

No, because vindictiveness and retaliation are bad things. Satan punishes the bad guys because if god did it then god would be a bad guy. As it is, god is just kind of the head of the bad guy staffing agency.

# ? Feb 8, 2013 22:43

Chard: Aug 24, 2010; Can't post for 32 hours!

Satan is a Lady. (not a Guy). Also GOd.

# ? Feb 9, 2013 01:37

Twat McTwatterson: May 31, 2011

Mukluk posted:

doesn't that make him a good guy???

does sucking your dads dick make you gay??

# ? Feb 9, 2013 03:46

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