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http://www.fastcodesign.com/1671768...ion-on-facebookquote:The premise is so obvious, you’ll kick yourself for not thinking of it first. You install the app, then the app lists your Facebook friends of the opposite sex. You click if you’d like to “bang” them, and no one ever knows . . . that is, unless one of those friends installed the app and elected to bang you, too. Bang With Friends makes finding a mate as easy as window shopping on Pinterest. This seems like the logical conclusion of social media, it has been distilled into what we all use it for. Now I dont know about you guys, but I dont have a single friend I wouldnt want to gently caress in some way or another.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:34 |
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Inevitably depressing when I click on every friend as a bang proposition and never get any hits back.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:36 |
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This is absolutely glorious and the drama fallout among so many social circles will be catastrophic  Installing now
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:36 |
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What about gay people? Seems kind of discriminatory.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:37 |
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Welp so it doesn't filter by age and literally lists children and asks if you want to bang them.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:40 |
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E-Tank posted:What about gay people? Seems kind of discriminatory. 
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:40 |
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Creepy Goat posted:Welp so it doesn't filter by age and literally lists children and asks if you want to bang them. Now reddit can get behind it
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:41 |
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Couldn't people kinda cheat the system by just checking to see if they got a match and if it's a miss undoing it? I mean other person would know you checked if there is a match but it's not like it's a contractual obligation.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:41 |
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Not gonna lie, when I read the title I thought it would be the metaphorical sense.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:44 |
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Genderman posted:This seems like the logical conclusion of social media, it has been distilled into what we all use it for. Now I dont know about you guys, but I dont have a single friend I wouldnt want to gently caress in some way or another. The million dollar idea is to invent the same app but with a ctrl+A feature.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:46 |
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I thought this would involve selling their info somehow, not literally loving them.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:47 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Couldn't people kinda cheat the system by just checking to see if they got a match and if it's a miss undoing it? I mean other person would know you checked if there is a match but it's not like it's a contractual obligation. You can't undo. Well, that's what I heard. Somewhere.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:48 |
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Mulatto Butts posted:I thought this would involve selling their info somehow, not literally loving them. In a shocking twist, the app is actually the whole of Facebook!
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:48 |
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No, facebook app, I do not want do bang my own mother. Please stop asking me.
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| # ? Feb 8, 2013 23:54 |
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I can't imagine how my next conversation with anyone I got a match with would not be awkward as hell.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:05 |
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Rhinoceraptor posted:I can't imagine how my next conversation with anyone I got a match with would not be awkward as hell. "So are we gonna do this then or what?"
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:13 |
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Rhinoceraptor posted:I can't imagine how my next conversation with anyone I got a match with would not be awkward as hell. No, see, my friend who was standing right next to me took it, unlocked the screen, downloaded the app, waited for the app to install, and then clicked on you! I tried to stop him, that wily devil!
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:17 |
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The description implies that you only see if someone said they'd bang you/vice-versa if it is mutual, so at least the obvious awkward first day after isn't a guarantee.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:22 |
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Bust Rodd posted:The description implies that you only see if someone said they'd bang you/vice-versa if it is mutual, so at least the obvious awkward first day after isn't a guarantee. What if hackers get into the database and all the one-way bang desires are released. I hope my aunt can forgive me
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:25 |
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Oh ya, I'm gonna get some of that sweet mother in law action. IT'll be like banging my wife 40 years in the future.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:30 |
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Rhinoceraptor posted:I can't imagine how my next conversation with anyone I got a match with would not be awkward as hell. I wouldn't even bring it up. Just smile and pretend I'm totally clueless for a bit, then at some point just drop the "So...That Bang with Friends...Hell of a thing eh?" If it's going to be awkward, it might as well be heart sinking, showing up to class naked awkward.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:31 |
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I don't know about you but I would sure be embarrassed if I wanted to sling rocks and bust thugs with a friend and they didn't reciprocate.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:32 |
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uG posted:Way to read the article, guy Thanks. So did I miss something?It does seem like it is sort of a no brainer though.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:35 |
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how is this different from just propositioning people for sex via facebook messenger. Am I going crazy here I don't see how this app does anything useful.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:36 |
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Moonshine Rhyme posted:I don't know about you but I would sure be embarrassed if I wanted to sling rocks and bust thugs with a friend and they didn't reciprocate. They only know if they reciprocate. Otherwise, nobody sees your bang list.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:36 |
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Creepy Goat posted:Welp so it doesn't filter by age and literally lists children and asks if you want to bang them. Technically Facebook doesn't allow under 13 year olds to register so it's ephebophilia not pedophilia ok
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:36 |
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Enkmar posted:how is this different from just propositioning people for sex via facebook messenger. Am I going crazy here I don't see how this app does anything useful.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:38 |
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If you never hear about it afterwards and she hasn't propositioned yourself via the app then I think it's safe to consider yourself turned down vv oh I think I see now
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:40 |
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Enkmar posted:how is this different from just propositioning people for sex via facebook messenger. Am I going crazy here I don't see how this app does anything useful. It eliminates the fear of rejection because the person only finds out if the feeling is mutual. So basically it's great if you're a huge coward.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:40 |
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I can't wait for all those "nice guys" who complain about friendzones to get a load of this.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:42 |
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Torka posted:It eliminates the fear of rejection because the person only finds out if the feeling is mutual. So basically it's great if you're a huge coward. So I guess this is the direction society is heading? To a place with no spines?
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:42 |
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If I don't get a bang match from my wife I'm calling up our lawyer.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:44 |
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After about a year of this being out they should charge a premium to see who your partner has propositioned. Instant money
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:48 |
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JakeP posted:"So are we gonna do this then or what?" This is how you do it. Forget the app, just write down a couple of names and go door to door with a bottle of massage oil and wearing one of those stupid elephant thongs. Carpe libido!
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:48 |
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E-Tank posted:Thanks.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:49 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:I installed the app for shits and giggles. It defaults to the opposite sex but there's a pair of buttons that filters either gender in or out. Well, did anyone want to bang you?
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 00:58 |
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First person to get a positive result, please post the screen shot.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 01:22 |
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First I need more girls in my area on my friends list I guess.
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| # ? Feb 9, 2013 01:26 |
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You could click "yes" for all of your friends to see who wants to bang you, but that would create some awkward moments if any of your friends said yes for the same reason.
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I'm sure this will end like the similar things from myspace that were around a decade ago -- they gather data like this for a while and then 2 or 3 months later they just sell the results to people who want to see who it is that wants to gently caress them.
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