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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.





Will Del Rio’s suspension hold?
On Tuesday evening, SmackDown General Manager Booker T made the shocking announcement that World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio has been suspended from tonight’s SmackDown due to his back-to-back assaults on Big Show. The first attack came with a pipe one week ago on the blue brand while the second was in the giant’s own hotel room on Raw. Although it is an extreme punishment from Booker, will the discipline be enough to appease an angry giant? Perhaps even more importantly, will the suspension actually keep Del Rio off SmackDown? After receiving news of Booker’s decree, the World Champion tweeted, suggesting he might still show up on the blue brand, perhaps even buying his own ticket.

Security are going to have their minds BLOWN

Who else will impress their way into the Elimination Chamber Match?
Booker T has already confirmed that former World Heavyweight Champions Randy Orton, Rey Mysterio and Daniel Bryan will be part of Feb. 17’s World Title No. 1 Contender’s Elimination Chamber Match with a chance to headline WrestleMania 29 hanging in the balance. Since three spots for the golden — and highly dangerous — opportunity remain, who else will impress the powers-that-be enough to warrant entry in the grueling match? There is no shortage of former World Title holders who could rise to the occasion. It’s clear The Great Khali, Kane, Sheamus and Jack Swagger are all impressive possibilities. After making quite an impact on Raw, could the re-emerging Mark Henry look to interject his massive presence on the title picture? Moreover, it is also entirely possible that other former champions could always appear from left field; the same way Swagger, “A Real American,” did one week ago; like Chris Jericho, Christian , John Cena or, dare we say, even the SmackDown GM himself, Booker T. Perhaps we will find out tonight.

Will Mark Henry reopen the Hall of Pain on SmackDown?
Speaking of Mark Henry, the super-sized competitor made an impressive and destructive return to WWE on Monday’s episode of Raw. Decimating Daniel Bryan, Rey Mysterio and Sin Cara, The World’s Strongest Man reminded the WWE Universe just how brutally effective he can be. Given that some of Henry’s most vicious onslaughts came on the blue brand in 2011, is it entirely possible that the furious powerhouse reopens a new wing of the Hall of Pain on SmackDown.

Can the WWE Tag Team Champions get back on the same page?
Kane & Daniel Bryan have certainly had their share of issues, but the last few weeks may have been the WWE Tag Team Champions’ most difficult. After eliminating each other in the Royal Rumble Match, the dysfunctional duo have interfered in each other’s contests, most recently with Bryan causing Kane to lose to Sheamus on Raw and The Big Red Monster returning the favor during Bryan’s match with Damien Sandow on WWE Main Event. Can Team Hell No sort out their issues or will the increasing ire between the two strange bedfellows see them lose WWE’s twin titles?

What can the WWE Universe expect from Rhodes and Sandow as singles competitors?
On last week’s SmackDown, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow informed Booker T that they were dissolving Team Rhodes Scholars. Although The Essence of Mustachioed Magnificence and The Intellectual Savior to the Masses promised to remain the best of friends, they will henceforth pursue their singles careers. Since talent, ambition and confidence are not lacking in either Rhodes or Sandow, is it possible that the WWE Universe is looking at one or even two future World Champions? They are definitely two singles competitors to keep an eye on, and tonight’s SmackDown could help establish just how far each might go.

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

I love kids, but can only eat one at a time, they're so filling!

GO GREEN MACHINE!


That picture of Show is just dying to have a hamburger photoshopped into it.

Also: off today first Smackdown I get to watch with the GDT in over three months

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

So I'm just wondering is this The Hills Have Eyes remake better than the original?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



That's very odd Chamber music.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


achillesforever6 posted:

So I'm just wondering is this The Hills Have Eyes remake better than the original?

I thought it was Ok when I first saw it. Though I never did see the original. The squeal to this one though had US Solders as the main characters, right?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Heels arrive in limos and fancy cars, not buses.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Big Show so scared!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



You know I'm starting to think this Big Show fellow is a bit of a jerk!

New music!?!

Gnome Enthusiast
Jan 7, 2007

The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.


Would've been better if Big Show had stuck a hat on a stick out the door first.

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

Remember to believe in magic...or I'll kill you.


New Smackdown theme.

I Like it

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Jerusalem posted:

You know I'm starting to think this Big Show fellow is a bit of a jerk!

New music!?!

I know!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

What is this bullshit Smackdown intro that I just noticed

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009



What the hell is this music?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



RacistGuidingLight posted:

What the hell is this music?
We have met our enemy and it is this new music.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!


I was expecting ADR to appear behind Big Show ala crazy R-Truth.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

I love kids, but can only eat one at a time, they're so filling!

GO GREEN MACHINE!


YOU PEOPLE

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012


I'm not sure if I like the new opening, but it's better than Green Day I guess.

Also, Big Show joined the 3rd Street Saints.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

Everyone talks about how awesome Achilles is, but did he ever made the god of war his bitch?


Sadly Diomedesforever6 just doesn't ring as well as Achillesforever6

I miss this theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcKIAAtmVfY

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Is it a crime to not be popular?

Let's ask these High School girls!

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


THE LATIN MANIAC

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



I am fully behind "The Latin Maniac" as a nickname for Del Rio

Ozz81
Aug 30, 2006



THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

THE LATIN MANIAC

EL POLLO LOCO

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



Show was a big nerd in high school I bet.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



John Cena is watching this promo and nodding his head in agreement.

"Being popular DOES let you get away with anything!"

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Indignant Big Show is pretty awesome.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


I can't be a coward! I'm really tall!

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


THE MEXICAN CLINT EASTWOOD

edit:

kidcoelacanth posted:

Show was a big nerd in high school I bet.

Biggest Nerd in the World

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?


Got my Fire Emblem, Chocolate Drop's back, Show's is as forced & hilarious ever... yeah, it's gonna be a good fuckin' night.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



kidcoelacanth posted:

Show was a big nerd in high school I bet.



There's just more of him to beat up!

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Ben, buddy, it's a wonderful day to go web slinging!


UltimoDragonQuest posted:

We have met our enemy and it is this new music.

Not really, I kinda like it. Though it may not fit well for a show opening theme.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOfLxPJwwn8

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009



404GoonNotFound posted:

Got my Fire Emblem, Chocolate Drop's back, Show's is as forced & hilarious ever... yeah, it's gonna be a good fuckin' night.

I take exception to the forced remark. Nobody weeps like that man.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Jerusalem posted:



There's just more of him to beat up!

404GoonNotFound
Aug 6, 2006

The McRib is back!?!?


Jealous of your wealth? Did you SEE that ring he was rocking on Monday?

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012


It's a shame to see old nWo buddies fighting.

Ozz81
Aug 30, 2006



Booker T sportin' a bun, lookin' kinda weird

Gnome Enthusiast
Jan 7, 2007

The skies are always sunny in the heart of flavor country.


404GoonNotFound posted:

Jealous of your wealth? Did you SEE that ring he was rocking on Monday?

Wealth of... generosity.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


He just called the front desk and said "Hello, this is the Big Show's mom and I want to know if my son is there."

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

He just called the front desk and said "Hello, this is the Big Show's mom and I want to know if my son is there."

"Okay Mrs. The Big Show's Mom.... what's your first name? "

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Jerusalem posted:

"Okay Mrs. The Big Show's Mom.... what's your first name? "

I don't know...

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Ben, buddy, it's a wonderful day to go web slinging!


Hotel information? This is kinda missing the point of wrestling isn't it? In terms of storyline/booking/etc.

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