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Shalinor posted:"OUYA's approve process will be quick", CEO Julie Uhrman told Engadget I'm sure if you asked Apple, Valve, Desura, Microsoft, Sony etc. they'd all say their certification process was the best.
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Category Fun! posted:I'm sure if you asked Apple, Valve, Desura, Microsoft, Sony etc. they'd all say their certification process was the best. quote:“It’s similar to mobile: they’ll submit their games, and we’ll review for intellectual property infringement, and malware, and excessive pornography,” CEO Julie Uhrman told Engadget So, confirmation of pornography games,,so long as they're not too excessive.
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pentyne posted:So, confirmation of pornography games,,so long as they're not too excessive. Where do you draw the line, Julie?
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Feb 11, 2013 02:05
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Shalinor posted:"OUYA's approve process will be quick", CEO Julie Uhrman told Engadget So it's not an open platform, someone has an arbitrary control over who can develop software for it?  BECAUSE THE VIDEO GAME CRASH WILL HAPPEN AGAIN EXACTLY AS IT DID AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED SINCE THEN Which is why I CAN ONLY FIND lovely GAMEZ for my computer! It was my understanding I could make whatever deplorable software I wanted and even if they wouldn't put it in the APPETIZER STOER I could still install it on my Android or iOS phone? So is is a locked proprietary version of the OS or does this apply only to their store and there will be a way in the UI to actually get to files and do things that are useful? I think I have a fundamental understanding gap due to not having used Android or iOS. Divine Disclaimer fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Feb 11, 2013 |
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Feb 11, 2013 02:22
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Chasiubao posted:Where do you draw the line, Julie? Probably around the genitals.
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Feb 11, 2013 02:24
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I for one can't wait for the Indie developers to save us from the corporate giants. http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Games/XboxIndieGames You don't see those corporate fat cats putting out quality titles like this.
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Chasiubao posted:Where do you draw the line, Julie? Maybe they'll take the MPAA's line and count thrusts. More likely they'll stay within whatever parameters their retail partners lay down, so certainly no Hentai child rape simulators or the like. Any porno games at all seem a risk, a console this cheap could well end up being given to a kid and that could generate some pretty bad headlines for Ouya. Really thinking about it the open, barely curated storefront they've promised seems really quite dangerous as the most prominent aspect of a product sold at retail. They apparently are hoping to implement a rating system but they aren't using the ERSB and who knows how effective it'll be in prevent kids seeing the "bad" stuff.
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I didn't even think about the porn thing. Even if this piece of poo poo gets a small install base the media backlash that this is sold to kids in major retailers would be a spectacle at the least. The potential of ouya is so vast I can't wait for it to be released.
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For some reason I picture the venn diagram circle of people who would buy an Ouya and people who are furious that Steam doesn't include porn games contains a significant bit of overlap, so Julie should be careful.
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The Ouija cellphone is too great a platform for nudity and the baser forms of entertainment, please do not discuss.
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Feb 11, 2013 03:42
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angerbot posted:The Ouija cellphone is too great a platform for nudity and the baser forms of entertainment, please do not discuss. I received my dev kit: 
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Feb 11, 2013 03:44
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Such a noble creation would never be involved with bear baiting or dog teasing. I hope we can center the discussion back into favourable terms! What is your msot favourite game upcoming for OuLa. Mine is bejewelled, but with a different appearance. Maybe it's mice, and the mice are fighting. Different mice teams fight over pieces of cheese. In the end they are all winners.
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Feb 11, 2013 03:48
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angerbot posted:Such a noble creation would never be involved with bear baiting or dog teasing. I hope we can center the discussion back into favourable terms! ...I'm probably gonna have a lot of favorites
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angerbot posted:Such a noble creation would never be involved with bear baiting or dog teasing. I hope we can center the discussion back into favourable terms! Mine is "Clap Your Hands Say OuYeah." It's like Guitar Hero with bands only my girlfriend likes.
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Feb 11, 2013 04:03
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My favorite Ouya is rpg maker.
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I'm sure as heck looking forward to Emulation an Super Nintendo!! Just think, Emutation an Super Nitendo in 2013...can't wait to play it on the Big Screen 
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angerbot posted:What is your msot favourite game upcoming for OuLa Mine is the pending Roguelike/Twinstickshooter hybrid featuring anime girls with names that are biblical references, and a romance subplot for each boss. Its deeper than those mainstream gamers can appreciate.
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Shalinor posted:"OUYA's approve process will be quick", CEO Julie Uhrman told Engadget Whelp, there goes the last thing about the Ouya being open. Unless you want to physically open the Ouya and somehow hack an extremely dense PCB with flip chips on it. Its animal farm all over again.
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angerbot posted:Such a noble creation would never be involved with bear baiting or dog teasing. I hope we can center the discussion back into favourable terms! all of them, you stupid ignorant poo poo head. Root that loving console, screw the Big Three, all of the games will deliver us from temptation.
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Red_Mage posted:Mine is the pending Roguelike/Twinstickshooter hybrid featuring anime girls with names that are biblical references, and a romance subplot for each boss. Its deeper than those mainstream gamers can appreciate. Make the main character the Metatron/Enoch and I'd buy it.
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Louisgod posted:all of them, you stupid ignorant poo poo head. Root that loving console, screw the Big Three, all of the games will deliver us from temptation. You fag poo poo, you poo poo. I am having a wonderful conversation about the Ouha and you come in here with your airs and start a ruckus. It will not!
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will ouya help me do my taxes and wash my dog and tuck me in at night??
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Repelex posted:will ouya help me do my taxes and wash my dog and tuck me in at night?? Yes, No, and Yes. But not in that order.
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Feb 11, 2013 06:41
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My friend has Ouya and he said he had to take pills to get rid of the rash.
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angerbot posted:You fag poo poo, you poo poo. I am having a wonderful conversation about the Ouha and you come in here with your airs and start a ruckus. It will not! You're probably right, my bad.
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Repelex posted:will ouya help me do my taxes and wash my dog and tuck me in at night?? You're welcome to create such a game yourself because the sky's the limit here
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I'm glad we could come to an amicable agreement.  I actually am happy the Ouya team is doing some curation. It will bring the quality standards higher than the levels achieved with XBLIG! This can only be a great thing. Fun Ouya! Fact: curation is usually associated with works of art!
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Louisgod posted:You're probably right, my bad. I only hope Outa will help us make friends.
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OLIVIAS WILDE RIDER posted:Yes, No, and Yes. P.S. angerbot please wash your dog even if the Oboe wont i can kinda smell him from all the way over here and the neighbors are starting to talk
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Every time I see a bit of negative Ouya press I feel a bit of schadenfreude. Don't really understand why, but the Ouya just irrationally makes me want it to fail. I don't even feel that way about any other console.
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sandpiper posted:Every time I see a bit of negative Ouya press I feel a bit of schadenfreude. Don't really understand why, but the Ouya just irrationally makes me want it to fail. I don't even feel that way about any other console. A gamestop employee tried to stop people from buying a PSVITA telling them about the upcoming Ouya. angerbot posted:What is your msot favourite game upcoming for OuLa. The game where you ironically post anime and Lolisgod gets angry.
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Sendo posted:I for one can't wait for the Indie developers to save us from the corporate giants. Man, look at all of those great quality titles! Classics like "Zombie Death Quota", and "The $1 Zombie Game"! The revolution is now, folks! Of course, this won't happen on the OUYA! It'll only get quality indie efforts! It's like every dev is in denial that there won't be a mountain of absolute poo poo covering the few gems.
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I can't wait to control 1$ ouya zombie game with ringbow http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/669350010/ringbow-next-generation-gaming-accessory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZWyzhtj_OQ
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What happens if you install cyanogenmod on an ouya and then try to make a phone call!! you can do anything with the system right? its open source right so what if i wanna make phone calls on it
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ohnoitschris posted:What happens if you install cyanogenmod on an ouya and then try to make a phone call!! you can do anything with the system right? its open source right so what if i wanna make phone calls on it You will have to wait for the 2015 edition to be able to make phone calls.
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WTF, "phone calls" are a pre-Web 1.0 paradigm. Of course they're not on the Ouya. The Ouya is about the future of bringing people together to interact, not the distant past.
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ReV VAdAUL posted:WTF, "phone calls" are a pre-Web 1.0 paradigm. Of course they're not on the Ouya. The Ouya is about the future of bringing people together to interact, not the distant past. I was talking about Skype it is totally different. Seems like your knowledge of technology (techknowledge-y) dates back to when Chris Taylor was still making good games (Total Annihilation)
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Sigma-X posted:I was talking about Skype it is totally different. Seems like your knowledge of technology (techknowledge-y) dates back to when Chris Taylor was still making good games (Total Annihilation) Skype is owned by Microsoft, one of the big three do you really think the Ouya people would let that corporate taint onto their machine? Would they really risk the paradigm shifting revolution the Ouya is going to be?
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