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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


:siren::siren::siren:Read the spoiler policy at the bottom of this post!:siren::siren::siren:



Hello and welcome to the Let's Play Star Wars: The Old Republic thread for the four Republic classes. This thread is a companion to Moon Slayer's esteemed effort to explore SWTOR, alongside PoptartsNinja, Catsworth and Weaponboy. SWTOR is a faction-based MMO with four Imperial and four Republic classes, each with their own story alongside faction-specific content.

Since the original thread is already covering the four Imperial classes, and since four playthroughs is already a lot for one thread to bear, the Republic classes have been split off into their own thread. Much of Moon Slayer's OP has been lifted and repurposed here, but be sure to check out the original for a more thorough and complete introduction to the game!

Moon Slayer posted:

Star Wars: The Old Republic, is an MMORPG developed by Bioware and released in December 2011. It takes place roughly 300 years after the original Knights of the Old Republic and 3,500 years before Episode 4. It is unique among MMO's in that it attempts to tell an RPG-like story throught the game. Allmost all quest givers are voice-acted and there are cut scenes, companions, all that good RPG stuff.

Helpful links:
TOR thread in the MMO HMO
Official site
Wookiepedia
WampaLord's KotOR 1 LP
Scorchy's Knights of the Old Republic 2 LP A fantastic LP even if you've already played the game.

The Story So Far:
After the Great Hyperspace War, the Sith Empire was destroyed by the Republic and Jedi. The survivors fled to a distant corner of the galaxy, landing on the planet Dromund Kaas. There, a new Emperor arose and devoted his people to rebuilding their lost empire. A couple thousand years later, after the Mandalorian Wars, two Jedi named Revan and Malak stumbled across Dromand Kaas while pursuing retreating Manalorians. They met the Emperor (the same one who fled Korriban, who used the Dark Side to become immortal somehow) and fought him. It's not known what happened after that, but Reven and Malak, now calling themselves Sith Lords, returned to the Republic, found the Star Forge, and started the events of Knights of the Old Republic. Then Knights of the Old Republic II happened.

After that, 300 years of calm and rebuilding followed, with the Republic and Jedi Order bringing themselves back to where they were before the Mandalorian Wars. However, the Sith Empire's plan finally kicked off with a massive invasion of the Republic. The Great Galactic War raged for the next 28 years, on a massive scale, ending in a stalemate. The Treaty of Coruscant basically divided the galaxy in two between the Republic and Sith Empire. Now, both exist in a state of cold war, fighting proxy battles on various planets and engaging in border skirmishes.

The game's story starts ten years after the signing of the Treaty of Coruscant.

The Game
Like many MMO's, The Old Republic has two factions, the Republic and the Sith Empire. Each faction has four classes, and each class has their own unique storyline and quests.

The game takes place on various planets in the Star Wars universe. Each planet has it's own quest chain, with various side quests related to that.

:siren: :siren:SPOILER POLICY:siren: :siren:
No spoilers for EITHER faction's storylines! Tagged or untagged! None, zero, nada! Updated, since people may want to read both threads. Planetary quest spoilers are also verboten. However, discussion of KotOR 1 and 2 may be untagged, since this game is going to spoil that plot for anyone who hasn't played them (and you really should have, you are missing out).

Feel free to discuss any and all game mechanics as well, since I have been really lazy on mentioning them in my updates.

And please none of that “oh you don't know how right you are :smug:” poo poo.

A Personal Appeal
This is a Bioware game, a Star Wars game, and an MMO, three things that can lead to Bad Threads. Go back and read through the original TOR thread in Games if you don't believe me. It was lots of people very angry at each other and gratuitous overuse of the world “objectively.” So I'm asking nicely: please try not to turn this thread into a shitstorm of pro- and anti- Bioware/this game posts. Debate is good, disagreements are good, shitposting is not good, derails are not good unless they are interesting or funny. Thank you.

We already have four brave volunteers to provide the four Republic classes. Each of us will be writing our particular playthrough slightly differently, with different approaches to reader participation and voting should there be any.

And with that our quest(s) begin!

For the Republic!

Guild Stuff

Want to join us on our merry adventure? Free Republic on the server The Harbinger will be happy to take you on, provided you can find one of the following members:

LPer's
Qui'nine
Jolune
R'andayn
Todessa

Others and alts
Ellestapholisa
Brah'gon
Chee'tarii
Ja'yara
Arkanun
Ma'rxkarl
Perfuga
Dalmina

Note: The Let's Play-ers such as myself may only be on sporadically, so mailing one of us might have a long turn-around on a response. I'm only really on when I need to run another planet for screenshots and videos, for example.

Dolash fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 17, 2014

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Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
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oF ME GETTING HURT,


Contents Page

Quinine the Smuggler, by Dolash
Log 001: Going Bust
Log 002: Finding Trouble
Log 003: Paul's Problem
Log 004: Damsels Under Duress
Log 005: We're All Mad Here
Log 006: Black and White
Log 007: Played for Fools
Log 008: The Untimely Ones
Log 009: Unhappy Landings
Log 010: Bright Lights, Planet-City
Log 011: Pocket Prison
Log 012: War Stories
Log 013: The Setting Sun
Log 014: Starport Scuffle
Log 015: Kids Today
Log 016: Jailbreak
Log 017: Catharsis
Log 018: Under New Management
Log 019: Space Race
Log 020: Supply Running
Log 021: Deliver the Goods
Log 022: Perishing Pirates
<STRING MISSING>
Log 024: The Hangover
Log 025: Quick-draw Con-artist
Log 026: Stand and Deliver
Log 027: Better Friends
Log 028: Buried Treasure
Log 029: Great Crimes Stink Alike
Log 030: Hutt Hassles
Log 031: All the Kings' Men
Log 032: Avalanche
[Log 033 Draft - Recover? y/n]
Log 033: Fair Fights
Log 034: Clubs and Cages
Log 35: Face/Off
Log 36: Hell
Log 37: Howdy, Corso here. Taking over for the Captain for a minute.
Log 38: Prison of the Mind
Log 39: Doctor's Visit
Log 40: Have Wookie, Will Travel
Log 41: Detouring
Log 42: Thug Strife
Log 43: The Trouble with Exes
Log 44: Time for Tatooine
Log 45: A Slave to Principle
Log 46: Throwdown at Tookreek's
Log 47: Stupid Sexy Sith
Log 48: Toy Story
Log 49: Palace Party
Log 50: Water Woes
Log 52: Noblesse Oblige
Log 53: Bug Brain Busting
Log 54: Scooped
Log 55: Don't Lose your Head
Log 56: Different Standards
Log 57: Duel of the Century
Log 58: Unexpected Trouble
Log 59: Desert Standoff
Log 60: Meet the Parents
Log 61: Showdown
Log 62: Devil's Due
Log 63 Part 1: An Offer you Couldn't Refuse
Log 63 Part 2: For the Republic
Log 64: Making the Rounds
Log 65: The Girl with the Zabrak Tattoo
Log 66a: Infiltrator
Log 66b: Walk Away, Slowly
Log 67: Silence is Golden
Log 68: War Wise
Log 68: Nebula Nobility
Log 69: Mop-up Op
Log 70: Killing Time, Space
Log 71: Old Faces, New Places
Log 71: Good for a Gas
Log 72: Reunions are Hungry Work
Log 73: Ice to Meet You
Log 75: Underhanded Ice-capades
Log 76: Ice Against Time
Log 77: Kick Some Ice
Log 78: Twice as Ice
Log 79: Mandalorians Do Not Indulge In Puns
Log 80: Ice-Kisser
Log 81: Put on Ice
Log 82: I Think I'm out of Ice Puns
Log 83: Man Whatever Nobody Even Likes Hoth

Todessa the Trooper, by Brainamp
Ord Mantell Episode 1 Attack of the Punctuation.
Ord Mantell Episode 2: Doing My Duty
Ord Mantell Episode 3: One Bomb, Two Bomb...
Ord Mantell Episode 4: Sharp Dressed Woman
Ord Mantell Episode 5: Stress Relief
Ord Mantell Episode 6: The Set-up...
Ord Mantell Episode 7: ... The Fall
Ord Mantell Episode 8: The Silver Lining
Coruscant Episode 1: A Nice Vacation
Coruscant Episode 2: Warning: Cyborgs might be Freaks
Coruscant Episode 3: 3rd Floor: Scum, Villainy, and Weapons of Mass Destruction
Coruscant Episode 4: The Politics of Annoyance
Coruscant Episode 5: Aggressive Negotiations
Coruscant Episode 6: Rewarding Bad Habits
Spaceship Interlude: Or seriously, why couldn't they have given me a Kickass Wardroid?
Port Raga: More like Port Rage :argh:
Taris Episode 1: Retreading Old Ground
Taris Episode 2: Imported straight from Tosche Station
Taris Episode 3: Leftenant Furious on the Job
Taris Episode 4: The Hunt for the Elusive Freak
Taris Episode 5: One down, Four to go
Nar Shaddaa Episode 1: From Space with Love
Nar Shaddaa Catch Up Part 1
Nar Shaddaa Catch Up Part 1.5
Nar Shaddaa Catch-up 2: A Long Time Coming
Tavus' Ship: It's really not Filler!

Jolune the Jedi Consular, by Inferior
CHAPTER 1: TOUCHDOWN ON TYTHON
CHAPTER 2: CLIMB THE MOUNTAIN OF CONFLICT
CHAPTER 3: LITTLE ORPHAN CHOMPY
CHAPTER 4: A BIG PILE OF DEAD PEOPLE
CHAPTER 5: REMEMBER THE EVIL SPACE ALAMO
CHAPTER 6: ONLY THE MOST BASTARDLY MAY PASS
CHAPTER 7: THERE IS A LIGHTSABER THAT NEVER GOES OUT
CHAPTER 8: SAGE ADVICE
CHAPTER 9: TOUCHDOWN ON CORUSCANT
CHAPTER 10: THE MYSTERIOUS BLUE NONAGON
CHAPTER 11: NO GUTS, NO GLORY
CHAPTER 12: POWER UP!
CHAPTER 13: WHITE LIES
CHAPTER 14: WHO WOULD CROSS THE HOLOCRON OF DEATH MUST ANSWER ME THESE QUESTIONS THREE
CHAPTER 15: LEARNING IS FUN
CHAPTER 16: THE HIGH COST OF LIVING
CHAPTER 17: HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
CHAPTER 18: TOUCHDOWN ON TARIS
CHAPTER 19: LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE OF THE DEAD
CHAPTER 20: BURN MY DREAD
CHAPTER 21: CUBONE USED POISON GAS... IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
CHAPTER 22: RAKGHOULS ARE THE DISEASE AND I AM THE CURE
CHAPTER 23: ARMAGEDDON II
CHAPTER 24: GRABBED BY THE GHOULIES
CHAPTER 25: A HOLOCRON NAMED SIU
CHAPTER 26: TOUCHDOWN ON NAR SHADDAA
CHAPTER 27: L33T
CHAPTER 28: BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY
CHAPTER 29: THE BRAIN STIRRER
CHAPTER 30: THE HIDDEN HAND
CHAPTER 31: MADEMOISELLE AIRLOCK
CHAPTER 32: TOUCHDOWN ON TATOOINE
CHAPTER 33: NAPOLEON COMPLEX
CHAPTER 34: BLOOD ON THE SAND
CHAPTER 35: VISION OF THE FUTURE
CHAPTER 36: SPECTER OF THE PAST
CHAPTER 37: “SEE YOU IN HELL, CHARLES DARWIN!”
CHAPTER 38: TOUCHDOWN ON ALDERAAN
CHAPTER 39: VOX POPULI
CHAPTER 40: WEAK RISTS
CHAPTER 41: PEACE IN OUR TIME
CHAPTER 42: RETURN TO SENDER
CHAPTER 43: VENI VIDI VIVICAR
PART 1: HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
PART 1.5: CRIMESTOPPERS!
PART 2: THE REBEL ALLIANCE
PART 3: HANG TOGETHER
PART 4: ARRIVAL ON BALMORRA
PART 5: EYE IN THE SKY
PART 6: SHOT TO THE HEART
PART 7: GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
PART 8: JOLUNE SAYS RELAX
PART 9: TRAITORS AND ANARCHISTS
PART 10: EXTRACTING THE PROVERBIAL
PART 11: BIG PUSH
PART 12: ALL QUIET ON THE BALMORRAN FRONT
PART 14: HAIL TO THE CHIEF
PART 15: TRUST NO ONE
PART 16: ARRIVAL ON QUESH
PART 17: A LITTLE RESPECT
PART 18: PREDATORS
PART 19: PANDEMIC PANIC
PART 20: ARRIVAL ON HOTH
PART 21: THE UNSINKABLE CAPTAIN VALON
PART 22: WE HAPPY FEW
PART 23: GOOD JEDI, BAD JEDI
PART 24: INTELLIGENCE FAILURE
PART 25: JUDAS!
PART 26: AND THE CHILDREN SHALL LEAD
EPISODE 1: A PHANTOM MENACE
EPISODE 2: A PLAN THAT IS GUARANTEED TO NOT GO HORRIBLY WRONG
EPISODE 3: WELCOME TO BELSAVIS
EPISODE 4: ORNITHOLOGY 101
EPISODE 5: BELSAVIS' MOST WANTED
EPISODE 6: IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH
EPISODE 7: WAY DOWN IN THE HOLE
EPISODE 8: THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN
EPISODE 9: DON'T STOP ME NOW
EPISODE 10: THE MAN WITH NO NAME
EPISODE 11: LOWER DECK STORIES
EPISODE 12: UPPER DECK STORIES
EPISODE 13: THE ACCUSING SWAMP
EPISODE 14: BRINGING UP NADIA
EPISODE 15: WELCOME TO VOSS
EPISODE 16: MAGICAL TREES
EPISODE 17: MURDER, MAYHEM AND DIPLOMACY
EPISODE 18: HANGOVER FROM HELL
EPISODE 19: A SPOT OF TEA
EPISODE 20: MASTER BLASTER
EPISODE 21: WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE
EPISODE 22: LIVING IN HARMONY
EPISODE 23: yOU dOn't havE To BE MaD to WOrk hErE, bUT it HELpS
EPISODE 24: GRANDPA
EPISODE 25: PRODIGAL DAUGHTER
EPISODE 26: FLOWERS FOR FELIX
EPISODE 27: IT COULD BE WORSE
EPISODE 28: IT'S WORSE
EPISODE 29: WELCOME TO CORELLIA
EPISODE 30: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER
EPISODE 31: PARKLIFE
EPISODE 32: A SENSIBLE MAN
EPISODE 33: DON'T BLAME ME, I VOTED LIGHT SIDE
EPISODE 34: SUNRISE

R'andayn the Jedi Knight, by Ferrosol
Tython Episode 1: The White man's Blue Woman's Burden
Tython Episode 2: Set up for a Buddy Cop Movie
Tython Episode 3: Come for the story; stay for the grammar lesson.
Tython Episode 4: No Planet for Old Twi'Leks
Tython Update 5: Attack of the Side Quests
Tython Update 6: Use the Forks
Tython Update 7: Force Pushing for Fun and Profit.
Tython Update 8: Lightsabers! Betrayal! Dry Cleaning!
Tython Update 9: Forging a Victory
Interlude :Terminally indecisive
Coruscant Update 1: It's certainly no Sun Crusher...
Coruscant Update 2: Gangsters Paradise
Coruscant Update 3: A total eclipse of the heart.
Coruscant Update 4: Rough Justice
Coruscant Update 5: Crime and Punishment
Interlude 2: Welcome to Ord Mantell, 0 Days since the last Civil War.
Taris Update 1: I always feel like somebody's watching me.... .
Taris Update 2: ...And I have no privacy
Taris Update 3: Going down the Tubes
Taris Update 4: Let that be a lesson, never do side quests.
Nar Shaddaa Update 1: From Barbarism to Decadence...
Nar Shaddaa Update 2: Red light spells danger
Nar Shaddaa Update 3: A man chooses, a slave obeys...
Nar Shaddaa Update 4: Bite my shiny metal rear end
Interlude 3: Kira's Very Special Episode
Tatooine Update 1: We all wound up on Tatooine.
Tatooine Update 2: Marching to a different drum.
Tatooine Update 3: Something, something Womp Rats, something something Beggars Canyon.
Tatooine Update 4: Hunting for WMD's in a desert <Insert Political Commentary here>
Alderaan Update 1: R'andayn has the death mark in twelve systems.
Alderaan Update 2: No fool like an old Thul.
Interlude 4: That's no moon...
Interlude 5: All about the Daddy Issues... Bioware, I'm shocked!
Interlude 6: That's just dumb enough to work...
Balmorra Episode 1: Eh, what's up doc?
Balmorra Episode 2: Doctor, doctor, give me the news
Balmorra Episode 3: I don't need no Doctor
Quesh Episode 1: Out of one poisonous atmosphere....
Quesh Episode 2: A poisonous slimy backstabber... and a Hutt.
Hoth Episode 1: Walking in a Winter Wonderland.
Hoth Episode 2: It's our trap!
Hoth Episode 3: Cold Comfort
Interlude 7: Talk, Talk, Talk.
Interlude 8: You come at the King you best not miss
Interlude 9: No gods, No masters.
Belsavis Episode 1: Retirony
Belsavis Episode 2: What a load of Sith
Belsavis Episode 3: You did WHAT?
Belsavis Episode 4: Breaking the Jail
Belsavis Episode 5: Every Kook and Kranny
Belsavis Episode 6: Shaving with a World Razer
Voss Update 1: A Rolling Stone gathers No Voss
Voss Update 2: R'andaynia Jones and the Temple of Doom HealingIdiots
Voss Update 3: A Mystics Worst Nightmare
Interlude 10: ...They gave me an Army.

Joint Operations!
The Esseles, Part 1
The Esseles, Part 2
Heroic Mission - Blood Money
Heroic Grindhouse: Two Adventures for the Price of One! Part 1: "The Long Goodbye"
Heroic Grindhouse: Two Adventures for the Price of One! Part 2: "Reap the Whirlwind"
Maelstrom Prison, Part 1
Maelstrom Prison, Part 2
Maelstrom Prison, Part 3
Colicoid War Games (follow the links at the bottom of each post!)

Dolash fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Dec 22, 2014

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,










##Begin Log##

Well, looks like time to start a new journal.

Captain’s Log, entry #001
Stardate: A few minutes off my worst run of bad luck yet.

Here I am again. Figured I better put down as much as I can now, while it's fresh in my memory. A nice, clean break. A little too clean for my tastes – I should’ve known the credits were too good. Gun-running’s good work, and I’ve got the sort of debts that make you jump at a deal that’s a little sweet.

I’m getting ahead of myself again. Let’s get back to my latest bad hand.

It all started earlier today, when I punched my way through the mess in orbit over Ord Mantell…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDtW7HKcJh0

A nice, easy job. Just haul a load of military-grade blasters through a warzone while both sides take pot-shots at me and park it in some quiet little port out in the sticks. Payment on delivery. I didn't know who the client was exactly, but my contact explained the guns were going to be pointed at the separatists, not the Republic. Maybe my army days have left me a little soft-hearted when a mission promises patriotism plus a paycheck.

Whatever the reason, I took the job and the blasters and blew through the orbital space-battle without stopping. I found the landing pad, dropped struts, and for a while there everything was looking up.



Welcome to Ord Mantell, population: disgruntled.

Skavak was my contact at the point of delivery. I didn't know just who he was supposed to haul these blasters to, and I didn't care to ask. So long as he had the credits, I should've been off that planet in no time.



That tattoo was the first warning sign. I should've took off the moment I saw the thing, yeesh.

quote:

Quinine: Who are these people? What are they after?

Skavak: Separatists want to break away from the Republic. Judging by all the explosions, they’re serious about the idea. Sounds like the bombing is getting closer. The separatists will be right on top of us any minute.


If this story ended here I’d be writing this log over a steak dinner and a bottle or three of Corellian red. That wouldn’t be enough fun though, so here comes trouble…


quote:

Skavak: Woah! Slow down, slow down, Corso. What are you talking about?

Corso Riggs: They deployed some kinda remote control stations. Hijacked the cannon’s targeting computer. drat separatists just destroyed an incoming Republic transport!

Quinine: You got a name?

Corso Riggs: Huh? Oh—Corso Riggs. I’m with Skavak. Nice to meet you. With those remote control stations, the separatists can override the air defense cannon’s computer—turn that firepower against us any time they want!

Skavak: That’s bad news, Captain. The separatists will blast you out of the sky if you even think about taking off.

Corso Riggs: The separatists have remote control stations all over the area. You’ll probably have to hit several before they lose control of that cannon.


What can I say? I had my priorities straight.

quote:

Skavak: Let’s move, Corso. We’re running out of time.



Soon as they walked away I got this funny feeling. Like I’m never going to see her again.



Leaving the hangar I could see what they wanted all the blasters for. There were still some bits of village left standing, after all. Maybe another artillery barrage or two and the Republic would classify the village ‘saved’.

My first contacts are friendly. By their uniforms they were Mantellian scouts seconded to the Republic, which has got to be a pretty sorry job in the middle of a civil war. Still, they had some good cover, and I’m never one to say no to ducking my head down for a minute.


quote:

Sergeant Blyes: You look like you know your way around a blaster. Wanna be a hero?

Quinine: Tell me what I can do.

Sergeant Blyes: Guns. And someone who knows how to use ‘em. A crack separatist militia has taken over this village, so we’re not talking dumb grunts and farmers.

quote:

Quinine: Any idea on how to solve that problem?

Sergeant Blyes: I figure I’ve got one option left: ask you for help. My mission is to deliver recon on this village, but I can’t report anything through this interference! I need those separatist jammers neutralized—so if you’re headed into the village anyway, maybe you can handle it for us. If you waste those separatist jammers, report back here. I’ll see if I can’t requisition some equipment you could use.



Normally I don't do commando raids for charity, but since I was stuck gunning my way through the village anyway to switch off that air defense cannon, I figured I might as well do the working stiff a solid.



Besides, who doesn't like watching expensive stuff that doesn't belong to them explode?



My good deed for the day done, I tracked down the place the separatists were broadcasting from. It wasn't too hard, just look for the house with the military-grade antenna array on the roof.



Security was a bit thin. It's not like they were expecting me, but if this was the network hub for their big guns then maybe post more than two guys.



They weren't even heavies, just some arts-and-crafts wannabes working on the latest advertising push for the glorious revolution. Why is it rebels are always so image-conscious?

Looks like I'd found the right place, at least. This kind of hardware couldn't come cheap - a combination receiver/transmitter decrypting military transmissions and reprogramming air defense networks? Cracking this nut meant overcoming some of the best network security in the business.



I handled it with my usual soft touch.



Of course, just as I'm admiring my work, my comm starts buzzing and I start feeling all the hair on my neck stand up.


quote:

Quinine: Is my ship alright?

Corso Riggs: For now—but maybe not much longer! Separatists are busting into the hangar! We’re giving them a warm welcome, but we could use a hand! Skavak, get over here! Help me seal this hangar door! Skavak? What are you—

Typical.

You don’t need to tell me when a deal’s gone south. My scars started to itch the moment that kid’s holo cut out. Even so, Blyes was on the way, and I figured if there was trouble ahead he might be able to pay me back.


quote:

Sergeant Blyes: Thanks to you we’re cutting through the separatist interference. Be reporting back to base in no time. Here—A little something from our private stock. Watch your hide out there, hero.



It’s amazing what a new blaster can do for your confidence walking into an ambush.



The seps I found combing the hangar weren’t expecting me. Looks like they’d already done whatever they’d come in to do and these were just a few stragglers cleaning up the mess.



I can’t say I was in much of a mood to talk it out, though.



Corso wasn’t dead. Kid must be tougher than he looks the way those three guests had worked him over.



And right there. That's when I hear the thrusters powering up, and I know my luck's turned sour.




quote:

Quinine: That scum stole my ship!

Corso Riggs: He took all the weapons, too. He and the separatists must have been planning this all along!

Corso Riggs: Hang on… where’s Torchy? I don’t believe this! Skavak stole my blaster!

Corso Riggs: Torchy’s a genuine BlasTech ALT-25 with magnatomic adhesion grip and side-mounted rangefinder. She’s too good for Skavak.

I want it stated for the record that keeping a straight face while Corso complained about his missing blaster while I watch my pride and joy fly away with all my hopes, dreams and credits was probably the hardest part of this whole day.

quote:

Quinine: We can’t let him get away with it.

Corso Riggs: He’s not getting away with this! C’mon… c’mon… pick up, blast you!

quote:

Quinine: Bring me my ship back and I’ll consider forgiving you.

Skavak: This rust-bucket handles like a drunken dewback, but I like it. You know the saying—finders keepers.

quote:

Quinine: I think you’re celebrating a little early.

Corso Riggs: It’s no use—he cut the comm channel. He always was good at making an exit.

Corso Riggs: Skavak stole my best blaser, but I guess it’s not as bad as losing a whole starship. I feel for you, Captain.

Corso Riggs: Listen, Skavak and I were working for a guy named Viidu. When he finds out Skavak’s a separatist, he’ll want revenge just like you.

Corso Riggs: Do yourself a favor and go talk to Viidu in Fort Garnik. I guarantee he’ll help get your ship back.

Quinine: Who exactly is this mysterious boss of yours? How can he help?

Corso Riggs: Viidu is the “King of Cargo.” There isn’t a payload that comes to Ord Mantell that doesn’t pass through him.

Corso Riggs: Viidu’s a smart guy with connections everywhere. If anybody can find your ship, it’s him.

Corso Riggs: I have to lock down this hangar, but I’ll send Viidu a holo and tell him what’s up.


Captain.

Sounds a bit stupid without a ship, doesn’t it?



Well, that’s the heart of it. I’m a smuggler who can’t smuggle, outplayed by a punk with some embarrassing ink and now my only hope is a backwater cargo foreman whose shipment I lost.



Better start dressing warm. Something tells me I'm going to be doing a lot of walking from now on.

##End Log##

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

So welcome I will be you conductor for the wild and wonderful ride that is the Jedi Knight, But because I am terminally indecisive A kind and generous person who encourages goon participation, I am going to let you guys vote on what Race,Sex,Alignment and/or personality my Jedi will be.


So Choices:

1.Our Jedi's sex is

A. Male
B. Female

2.Our Jedi's Race is:

A. Human
B. Miralukan
C. Twi'Lek
D. Zabrak
E. Mirialan

3.Our Jedi's alignment is:

A. Light Side
B. Dark Side

4. Our Jedi's personality is:

A. Space Republican all the way! :911:
B. I am a Jedi I must do what the Jedi require of me :catholic:
C. Mercenary: How much am I getting paid for all this :20bux:
D. gently caress the Republic: Democracy only leads to moochers sucking on the governments teats :evil:
E. gently caress the Jedi and their dumb rules:dawkins101:
F. Something else


Also taking suggestions for names, I suck at naming characters, but if you guys can come up with something cool and original I will run with it.

Voting closes tomorrow at 11:59PM GMT or whenever I feel like it whichever comes first.

Ferrosol fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Feb 10, 2013

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
Female Darkside Twi'Lek named R'andayn

Personality: Space Libertarian

Somewhat of a mirror-image of Mort, I guess. I want to see Mort's utter disgust when they eventually meet. Twi'Lek because... Honestly, I picked a random race.

e: Added an apostrophe to the name, it's Star Wars after all.

JamMasterJim
Mar 27, 2010
Male, Mirialan,Dark side, gently caress the Jedi
Name can be whatever

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Male, Human

Personality: Judge Dredd (I guess that would be Dark Side and B).

MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged
Hmm, Jedi Knight:

1 - Male, so we get the full David Hayter experience naturally

2 - Mirialan, it's not easy being green, but you get decent ink at least

3 - Light Side; yeah it's the "boring" option but it's kind of hard to bring myself to vote for being a real rear end in a top hat with a Jedi Knight. However...

4 - F, Nothing says you can't be SARCASTIC about it. If there's anything about the Jedi Knight storyline that's held true so far in my playthrough, it's that you wind up surrounded by Republic morons. Obviously the best thing to do is inform them of their meatbag moron status, so they may at least make adjustments if possible. Rules-wise, I asked that we be light side, not good little worker drones; if it's a stupid rule, break that sucker. Oh, and form attachments like mad as a proper gently caress you to the prequel Jedi.

EDIT: Also, for the smuggler playthrough, if at possible take the "talk your way out of trouble" options at every opportunity, they are funnier than hell.

MadDogMike fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Feb 10, 2013

ActionZero
Jan 22, 2011

I act once more in
imitation of light
Female Dark Side Twi'Lek I am a Jedi I must do what the Jedi require of me

Make that work somehow.

quiznossubs92
Nov 8, 2010
Good to see the other side popping up. Text is pretty miniscule in those screenshots though. Can it be scaled up a bit to something more easily readable?

Voting!

Female, Miralukan cause I always liked Visas for some reason.

Light Side, but gently caress the Jedi. She can get more helpful poo poo done by following her own rules.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.
Female. Y'all need women up in here.
Miralian.
Dark side.
gently caress the System. Both, if possible.


Also, do it all in the most flippant and sarcastic way possible.

Ablative fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Feb 10, 2013

Hulk Smash!
Jul 14, 2004

Male, (bearded - Jedi have beards, dammit) human, light side, option B. In fact, try to make it though the game without picking a single dark side point. Ever. Because I like to watch others suffer why not?

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

Ferrosol posted:

So Choices:

Body Type 4 (if male)

And the Trooper should totally reroll as FemShep (and a Pureblood Sith, you can buy the unlock with the free points the game throws at you if you're subscribing for the duration of the LP)

PoptartsNinja fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Feb 10, 2013

Feinne
Oct 9, 2007

When you fall, get right back up again.
Yeah you need a lady jedi to make up for the trooper being a guy if I recall.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

Dark Side, be fun.

also Female

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:
Sweet, glad to see this underway.

I only have one request: be a ladies' man, or mens' lady, which I guess requires Dark Side

Edit: \/\/\/\/ C obviously

Barf Wight fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Feb 11, 2013

Ferrosol
Nov 8, 2010

Notorious J.A.M

Barf Wight posted:

Sweet, glad to see this underway.

I only have one request: be a ladies' man, or mens' lady, which I guess requires Dark Side

Actually that reminds me, Since this a bioware game there is one more question I need to ask.


Does Our Jedi gently caress:

A, No One- The Jedi Code is there for a reason
B. Our one true Love- Dammnit man I have needs!
C. Everything on two legs


AKA the how much do you hate me vote.

Sylphosaurus
Sep 6, 2007

Ferrosol posted:

Actually that reminds me, Since this a bioware game there is one more question I need to ask.


Does Our Jedi gently caress:

A, No One- The Jedi Code is there for a reason
B. Our one true Love- Dammnit man I have needs!
C. Everything on two legs


AKA the how much do you hate me vote.
I vote for maximum pig with the Jedi so let's go with C. :v:

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


The Sith have already given us a light-sided male Sith Warrior, so it's only fair the Jedi endure a dark-sided female Jedi Knight, race is whichever according to the rest of the votes. D for personality, since being a reluctant Jedi gives you more opportunities to point out weird stuff the Jedi do and odd writing quirks.

I cannot comment on your sleeping arrangements, since the Smuggler has been given a glass house from which to throw stones when it comes to discussing others' promiscuity.

Edit: VVVV Yeah, I'll take a vote on that when I reach that point, since I can play both ways easily enough.

Dolash fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Feb 10, 2013

Quiet Python
Nov 8, 2011
You've got the Smuggler voice down. Very well done.

I'm glad the Republic thread has started. I've got all the Republic classes in at least the mid-twenties, unlike my Imperial characters that are mainly still on Dromund Kaas. It's nice not to have to worry as much about spoilers for stuff I haven't done yet.

Will you be taking votes on the Smuggler's Advanced Class, or has that already been decided?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

my dad posted:

Female Darkside Twi'Lek named R'andayn

Personality: Space Libertarian

Somewhat of a mirror-image of Mort, I guess. I want to see Mort's utter disgust when they eventually meet. Twi'Lek because... Honestly, I picked a random race.

e: Added an apostrophe to the name, it's Star Wars after all.

I'm going to second this one.

Edit: But Niralukan as someone said.

The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 03:28 on Feb 11, 2013

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

my dad posted:

R'andayn


gently caress, I just got that.

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

my dad posted:

Female Darkside Twi'Lek named R'andayn

Personality: Space Libertarian

Somewhat of a mirror-image of Mort, I guess. I want to see Mort's utter disgust when they eventually meet. Twi'Lek because... Honestly, I picked a random race.

e: Added an apostrophe to the name, it's Star Wars after all.

To be fair, you could also run with a Light Side and Mort would probably still be disgusted because of slavish adherence to the Jedi. And if we're playing basically as the Anti-Mort, Mirialan is a better bet for a species than Twi'lek.

Catsworth
Sep 30, 2009

Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Cat?

Female Darkside Mirialan because they're neat and Twi'leks ruin hoods. Won't somebody think of the hoods!

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
I feel like Miriilan R'andayn is the way to go here.

I also feel like we're missing something by not having the smuggler named Murtaugh but it's not a huge deal.

e: oh god the moustaches in this game.

megamariox
Jun 4, 2011
Female Darkside miralukan, because I always liked visas.

As for personality E, screw the jedi and their dumb rules half the time they seem like the cause of most of their problems.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

Ferrosol posted:

Actually that reminds me, Since this a bioware game there is one more question I need to ask.


Does Our Jedi gently caress:

A, No One- The Jedi Code is there for a reason
B. Our one true Love- Dammnit man I have needs!
C. Everything on two legs


AKA the how much do you hate me vote.

B.5 - Only half of everything on two legs.

Brainamp
Sep 4, 2011

More Zen than Zenyatta

B, since love is the biggest of sins for a jeedeye.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


I don't really care about the race/gender combination, but I vote:

E gently caress the Jedi ways, those guys are chumps!
C While we're loving the Jedi ways, let's gently caress everything else too. I'm sure he's constantly on double secret probation anyways. Might as well enjoy it before we get thrown out of the Order. :smugdog:

OzCavalier
Jun 6, 2006

SON OF BITCH!
[LEFT HOOK]
Female Miralukan, Dark Side, Space Republican, One true Love



[Edit:] Added the love interest question.

Also, I've tried to bookmark this thread, but it doesn't come up in my bookmarks list... wtf?

OzCavalier fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Feb 11, 2013

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

my dad posted:

Female Darkside Twi'Lek named R'andayn

Personality: Space Libertarian

Somewhat of a mirror-image of Mort, I guess. I want to see Mort's utter disgust when they eventually meet. Twi'Lek because... Honestly, I picked a random race.

e: Added an apostrophe to the name, it's Star Wars after all.

This sounds perfect.

Glad to see this finally getting off the ground. A reminder to anyone looking to play along that we are all on the Dalborra server. At some point in the future it'd be neat to get a group of people together and take down world bosses or something, either on the Imperial or Republic side.

Eldoop
Jul 29, 2012

Cheeky? Us?
Why, I never!
Female Twi'lek, Darkside, gently caress the Jedi and anything that moves.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Female darkside something or other, because seriously I'll be damned if I know what any of those races other than human and twi'lek mean.

But gently caress the Jedi and their dumb rules, and gently caress everything else while you're at it. Jedi are stupid and their code is stupid. No emotion and no passion? Sounds boring as poo poo.


e: actually make her a Twi'lek because then she's like bizarro-Vette from the Imperial LP.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

vyelkin posted:

I'll be damned if I know what any of those races other than human and twi'lek mean.

Miralan: Green human.
Miraluka: Blind human.
Zabrak: Gray human with horns(Republic), black/red human with horns(Empire)
And for completeness...
Sith Pureblood: Red human.
Chiss: Blue human.
Cyborg: Cyborg human.
Rattaki: Another gray human, no horns.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Yeah, tragically racial options are rather underwhelming in SW:TOR. It's a pity really, I'd have happily paid a little extra in the game's cash shop to have a Wookie smuggler that replaces all my dialogue with growls and grunts.

Ablative
Nov 9, 2012

Someone is getting this as an avatar. I don't know who, but it's gonna happen.

Dolash posted:

Yeah, tragically racial options are rather underwhelming in SW:TOR. It's a pity really, I'd have happily paid a little extra in the game's cash shop to have a Wookie smuggler that replaces all my dialogue with growls and grunts.

But then you'd have two Wookies on the same ship, and that's only ending one of two ways: sticky or bloody.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Now that I know all that I'm tempted to have you make the jedi a Miralan (green human) named Mrs. Kirk, but I'm sticking with Bizarro-Vette. Could even name her B'zarovet

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
Male Human Solid Snake Jedi who only fucks his one true love.

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
The Jedi's male voice actor is David Hayter, if that helps anyone decide on gender.

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HiKaizer
Feb 2, 2012

Yes!
I finally understand everything there is to know about axes!
Is that a strike for or against him though? Either way, I didn't mind the Male Jedi Knight's VA at all.

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