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Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

It gets pretty competitious.

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The government tells us that the TSA is for our "protection" and that without them the terrorists would strike our sacred American soil. Anyone that has left the flock knows better. The TSA is nothing more than a tool of the NWO to crush our dignity and self-worth by molesting law abiding citizens when they attempt to excercise their GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO TRAVEL. The more sheep we can get from the flock the faster we expose the TSA for what it really is!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3VNrSMFj0

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


Hi Bloopsy did they really stop and search satna? Wow, heh, cant believe the audasity of the allsee eye. Heres a way i just thought of to fight back, if you have to put your hands avobe your head, hold your hands in a fist or dont have your thumbs out if a fist is sene as an aggressive stance, that way you are'nt doing the nwo hand sign.
I cant even belieI just Cant believe the nwo wants naked picters of everyone. More prrof that its a stupid group for jerks. Thaks OP.

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

It gets pretty competitious.

The last time I flew a TSA stooge patted me down and I felt it move. I was so ashamed I sat in the bathroom and hid from the world and I ended up missing my flight. That was 8 days ago and I'm still posting from the same bathroom. I'm so confused.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


Bloopsy posted:

The last time I flew a TSA stooge patted me down and I felt it move. I was so ashamed I sat in the bathroom and hid from the world and I ended up missing my flight. That was 8 days ago and I'm still posting from the same bathroom. I'm so confused.

Bloopsy you are goin gto hear this advice alot but its importent, you need to sever from your airlin. You of been abused and you dont even realies it yet.Second isThe next thing you need to do is go to therapey. whats the next thing people say i dont know smoke weed or something hth op

TheKevman
Dec 13, 2003

And for one moment in time, all was right with the franchise...

Bloopsy posted:

The last time I flew a TSA stooge patted me down and I felt it move. I was so ashamed I sat in the bathroom and hid from the world and I ended up missing my flight. That was 8 days ago and I'm still posting from the same bathroom. I'm so confused.

Always ask for a girl to pat you down so you can avoid this!

If I dont even have the right to be patted down by a woman in America, what's the point of anything?

Jumpingmanjim
Dec 26, 2008


The only time I got hassled by them the TSA chick was cute so it didn't bother me.

Vigilance
Nov 18, 2006

It's the "balls to the wall" type scenario. It is what it is.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

The only time I got hassled by them the TSA chick was cute so it didn't bother me.

that's how they get you fool

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


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Another Person
Oct 20, 2010

"Maybe one day you make a good general."


When you stop being so gay

Jumpingmanjim
Dec 26, 2008


Vigilance posted:

that's how they get you fool

She only told me to take off my sweater.

Oh god
What will happen to me?

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

Fa! A long long way to run!


My uncle works for the TSA, and I can assure you, he is pocketing all that peanut butter you're trying to smuggle across state borders.

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Crasscrab
Jan 31, 2012

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Bloopsy posted:

The last time I flew a TSA stooge patted me down and I felt it move. I was so ashamed I sat in the bathroom and hid from the world and I ended up missing my flight. That was 8 days ago and I'm still posting from the same bathroom. I'm so confused.

I wear a cod piece whenever I fly to keep those pervy TSA thugs from putting their big strong meat hooks on my goodies.

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