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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

From the greatest bedroom filmmaker of our times, director of "Wigga Please", "Feminazis II: Space Master Race", comes "Video Game: The Movie: The Game: The Movie". Directed by Alan Smithee. Written by Alan Smithee. Starring Alan Smithee. Produced by Skoolmunkee


http://olympusmovie.com/

Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74F_pts7Uhg

From IMDB
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2302755/

IMDB posted:

When the White House (Secret Service Code: "Olympus") is captured by a terrorist mastermind and the President is kidnapped, disgraced former Presidential guard Mike Banning finds himself trapped within the building. As our national security team scrambles to respond, they are forced to rely on Banning's inside knowledge to help retake the White House, save the President and avert an even bigger disaster. Written by FilmDistrict

Starring Butler. Gerard Butler

"Hash yuh got ahny Anglish paypul fer may to kell laddie?"

Aaron Eckhart as "I believe in PresiDent" and Morgan Freeman as Speaker of the House The first black president The second black president The third black president The fourth black president.


Rick Yune as dastardly North Korean superagent ZaoKang. Man those North Koreans really have it out for us. Plus those guys got some sweetass tacops gear.


Ashley Judd as the first lady of action


Movie of the year or Movie of the Decade? Discuss

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Ben, buddy, it's a wonderful day to go web slinging!


Gerard Butler kind of looks like Jeremy Renner. I think he should keep his Sparta beard. Hell just bring that character over to this movie.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004

WOO
WOO
WOO


You know it!


Ever since that video of N.K. trying to shoot a missile leaked I can't take any movie seriously that implies them being able to do a thing well.

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003


A black hole needs to erupt in the middle of Hollywood so a movie like this is never made again.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008


The poster makes it look like the President is saved by robot-Gerard Butler. His skin looks like David's from Prometheus.

A smug sociopath
Feb 13, 2012

Sorry Lou, did I forget to put bullets in your gun?

I dunno, it's yet to be rated, but if it's hard R, it might make for some mindless fun. The trailer already makes it look look like a big budget mid 90's Steven Seagal movie, and it's even produced by Millenium AKA Nu Image, who have churned stuff like this for what seems like forever.

foodfight
Feb 10, 2009


I think I read a Vince Flynn book in high school that had a similar plot.

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

foodfight posted:

I think I read a Vince Flynn book in high school that had a similar plot.

My first thought was "so they finally made a movie based on Bad Dudes".

Went to Hell
Oct 28, 2011


Isn't this the plot to, like, the sixth series of 24?

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

From the greatest bedroom filmmaker of our times, director of "Wigga Please", "Feminazis II: Space Master Race", comes "Video Game: The Movie: The Game: The Movie". Directed by Alan Smithee. Written by Alan Smithee. Starring Alan Smithee. Produced by Skoolmunkee

weekly font posted:

Ever since that video of N.K. trying to shoot a missile leaked I can't take any movie seriously that implies them being able to do a thing well.

Apparently they've managed to hack one of our C130's using their high technology

Went to Hell posted:

Isn't this the plot to, like, the sixth series of 24?

Yes, season 7, but that was done by Africans and Obama didn't like that because he's trying to take away are guns

Goreld posted:

My first thought was "so they finally made a movie based on Bad Dudes".

I would watch the gently caress out of a Bad Dudes movie starring Gerard Butler as both dudes

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2013 around 23:20

VoodooXT
Feb 24, 2006
I want Tong Po! Give me Tong Po!

Alan Smithee posted:

I would watch the gently caress out of a Bad Dudes movie starring Gerard Butler as both dudes

Wouldn't that just be "Double Impact", starring Jean Claude Van Damme?

Anyway, I'm not liking the "Yellow Peril" overtones to this film. It's the "Red Dawn" remake all over again.

TerminalSaint
Apr 20, 2007

<3 + TS = BFF

I saw the trailer and the first half looked like it could be a sane, interesting film about a secret service agent coping with his perceived failure to protect the first lady.

Then poo poo started blowing up.

Great Enoch
Mar 23, 2011


It'd be awesome if Rick Yune turned out to be Toby Stephens in disguise.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

From the greatest bedroom filmmaker of our times, director of "Wigga Please", "Feminazis II: Space Master Race", comes "Video Game: The Movie: The Game: The Movie". Directed by Alan Smithee. Written by Alan Smithee. Starring Alan Smithee. Produced by Skoolmunkee

Great Enoch posted:

It'd be awesome if Rick Yune turned out to be Toby Stephens in disguise.

It's just not the same without diamonds embedded in his face.

VoodooXT posted:

Anyway, I'm not liking the "Yellow Peril" overtones to this film. It's the "Red Dawn" remake all over again.

Meaning it'll bomb

I'm actually Asian myself, I used to worry about this poo poo and then 9/11 happened and we had it good relatively speaking. Better they throw us under the bus since nobody thinks we're actually do anything at the end of the day. Rob a bank with our kung fu grip? I think not

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2013 around 02:34

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003


Looking over Antoine Fuqua's filmography, I have to ask- was Training Day just a huge fluke, or did it suck as well and just seemed cool when I was 14?

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

My old avatar sucked anyway.

Jewmanji posted:

Looking over Antoine Fuqua's filmography, I have to ask- was Training Day just a huge fluke, or did it suck as well and just seemed cool when I was 14?

Shooter was decent enough.

bullet3
Nov 8, 2011


This is so going to be poo poo. The unspeakable awful cgi alone makes this look like a bad DTV movie from the 90s.

Its telling that they're rushing to release this before the big budget White House Under Attack movie that comes out in June.
It still baffles me that Hollywood keeps making 2 identical-premise movies and releasing them within months of each-other.
I mean how surreal will it be when people go to Olympus Has Fallen and see a trailer playing before it for White House Down.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007



Young Freud posted:

Shooter was decent enough.

Shooter was a lot of fun. Bobby Lee Swagger is the best iteration of the hyper-competent action-hero thing Mark Wahlberg likes to do, and Michael Pena plays his character's growing worship of Swagger nicely. I'm a fan of the movie beyond what I know to be reasonable.

This looks completely terrible, unfortunately. The two Antoine Fuqua movies I like both have at their center an exaggerated portrayal of an archetypal character: a corrupt urban cop and a backwoods anti-government survivalist. I'm not seeing anything that interesting here, either in the characters or Gerard Butler's performance.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

My old avatar sucked anyway.

Sir Kodiak posted:

Shooter was a lot of fun. Bobby Lee Swagger is the best iteration of the hyper-competent action-hero thing Mark Wahlberg likes to do, and Michael Pena plays his character's growing worship of Swagger nicely. I'm a fan of the movie beyond what I know to be reasonable.

Yeah, I really wish they had keep the "George Washington created the first snipers" monologue, because it explains so much about Swagger and Wahlberg sounds pretty sincere when giving it. My guess it was excised for time and pacing (it's supposedly before the climax on the mountain).

Also, I love Ned Beatty as the corrupt Senator. The whole performance is a nice callback to Arthur Jensen in Network.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

From the greatest bedroom filmmaker of our times, director of "Wigga Please", "Feminazis II: Space Master Race", comes "Video Game: The Movie: The Game: The Movie". Directed by Alan Smithee. Written by Alan Smithee. Starring Alan Smithee. Produced by Skoolmunkee

bullet3 posted:

Its telling that they're rushing to release this before the big budget White House Under Attack movie that comes out in June.
It still baffles me that Hollywood keeps making 2 identical-premise movies and releasing them within months of each-other.
I mean how surreal will it be when people go to Olympus Has Fallen and see a trailer playing before it for White House Down.

I thought they were one and the same movie when people mentioned that "white house hostage movie". There's no way one wasn't cribbed off the other

edit: Jamie Foxx is the President in that one. Oh boy oh boy I hope it's about the Tea Party finding their balls to actually do that revolting thing they keep talking about. You know, use their guns to stop the president from taking their guns away for trying to kill him with their guns

Alan Smithee fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2013 around 10:16

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.

Reading the plot synopsis for this on Wikipedia makes it sound like someone took the script to Die Hard, changed the names and set it in the White House instead of at Nakatomi.

Payndz
Sep 22, 2006

I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium. Thank you. I'm Peter Graves.

Gatts posted:

Gerard Butler kind of looks like Jeremy Renner. I think he should keep his Sparta beard. Hell just bring that character over to this movie.
When I watched the trailer, I thought it was Jeremy Renner.

I liked the way they summarised what are probably going to be the first ten minutes of the film (the Cliffhanger "oh noes, I tried to save her life but I faiiiiiiled" stuff) right there in the trailer, so it doesn't matter if you arrive late. (And that just reminded me how great the Cliffhanger trailer was; no exposition or Trailer Man voiceover, just random awesome stuff happening to 'Dies Irae'.)

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010


I love Eckhart and Freeman but this movie has the makings of something really cheesy. A loving warplane over the White House that wasn't intercepted about a hundred miles ago? I think the whole premise is a little preposterous and they'd do well if they acknowledged it and did a whole tongue-in-cheek thing.

Sarcastro
Dec 28, 2000
Elite member of the Grammar Nazi Squad that

I like it! I'll be there opening night. Well, no I won't, because I have two small kids. But I certainly will watch it on Netflix streaming someday.

Also, I had no idea until just now that there were two They've Got the White House movies coming out this year, and that the other one is a Roland Emmerich joint. I hope he can work an earthquake or tsunami or supertornado or meteor or something into that one at some point.

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

and then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like EURGNOMEHREUGN.



it sounds like Gerry is trying SO hard to not sound Scottish for once. Why Gerry, why for this movie why couldn't you have done that for Coriolanis to build up your credibility?

I may or may not see this because it looks like Butler is getting out of doing stupid RomComs and I fully support that career decision and the idea of recreating Die Hard sounds intriguing as well, assuming that they pull it off in a way that actually works. If this is just Under Siege 3 but no Seagall then, eeeeehhhhhh maybe?

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


Aces High posted:

it sounds like Gerry is trying SO hard to not sound Scottish for once. Why Gerry, why for this movie why couldn't you have done that for Coriolanis to build up your credibility?

I may or may not see this because it looks like Butler is getting out of doing stupid RomComs and I fully support that career decision and the idea of recreating Die Hard sounds intriguing as well, assuming that they pull it off in a way that actually works. If this is just Under Siege 3 but no Seagall then, eeeeehhhhhh maybe?

Why should he have done that for Coriolanus? I thought he was excellent.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005



GazChap posted:

Reading the plot synopsis for this on Wikipedia makes it sound like someone took the script to Die Hard, changed the names and set it in the White House instead of at Nakatomi.

Wasn't this a Die Hard script at one point?

Payndz
Sep 22, 2006

I'm Peter Graves, and I was wondering if you could direct me to the natatorium. Thank you. I'm Peter Graves.

magiccarpet posted:

Wasn't this a Die Hard script at one point?
I wish it had been; John McClane being invited to the White House to receive a medal for all his past America-saving on the exact day that terrorists decide to attack it would have been a lot better than "John McClane dicks about in Russia for some reason". Maybe we could learn that Hans and Simon had a North Korean half-brother, Kim Gru-Ber.

LtKenFrankenstein
Jul 22, 2007

ella ella

weekly font posted:

Ever since that video of N.K. trying to shoot a missile leaked I can't take any movie seriously that implies them being able to do a thing well.

Are you implying that otherwise you would take this "Gerard Butler rescues the White House" movie seriously?

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

and then we'll have pancakes to celebrate and I'll be like EURGNOMEHREUGN.



HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Why should he have done that for Coriolanus? I thought he was excellent.

Oh no doubt about that I just felt that considering the lengths he seems to be going for this film maybe he could've eased up a bit in Coriolanus, he was a little hard to understand at times I felt.

Maybe what I am thinking is more why work so hard for this movie instead of something that isn't just some Die Hard wannabe? But hey, credit where credit is due at the end of the day and good on him for trying to sound American in a very American role

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


Aces High posted:

Oh no doubt about that I just felt that considering the lengths he seems to be going for this film maybe he could've eased up a bit in Coriolanus, he was a little hard to understand at times I felt.

Maybe what I am thinking is more why work so hard for this movie instead of something that isn't just some Die Hard wannabe? But hey, credit where credit is due at the end of the day and good on him for trying to sound American in a very American role

All of those romcoms are in preparation for this moment.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004

WOO
WOO
WOO


You know it!


LtKenFrankenstein posted:

Are you implying that otherwise you would take this "Gerard Butler rescues the White House" movie seriously?

Hahahahahaha

MassRanTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA

Payndz posted:

I wish it had been; John McClane being invited to the White House to receive a medal for all his past America-saving on the exact day that terrorists decide to attack it would have been a lot better than "John McClane dicks about in Russia for some reason". Maybe we could learn that Hans and Simon had a North Korean half-brother, Kim Gru-Ber.

In that case the takeover would be a ruse to steal Lincoln's gold or something. Every ad for this does feel like that at some point this should have become a Die Hard movie. There's a lot of bad movies coming out in March, but this may be my bad movie of choice.

Jiggs
May 31, 2001
Where the hell is Bulgaria?

Red Band clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE5dhEfxz48

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?


It's like 24.

On HGH.

rotinaj
Sep 4, 2008



Is this just Hollywood trying to capitalize on people wanting to see Obama be put in a bad situation or something? Why are there TWO "White House guns bang boom pow" movies coming out?

Kush
Jan 29, 2007

21st Century Awezome Man

rotinaj posted:

Is this just Hollywood trying to capitalize on people wanting to see Obama be put in a bad situation or something? Why are there TWO "White House guns bang boom pow" movies coming out?

The same reason there were two 'Snow White' movies last year, the same reason there are two Hercules movies coming out next year.
Some studios want to take advantage of the subject once the "bigger" movie is announced. If you look back (or forward), the shittier movie of the two is always the one that came before, because it was rushed into production once the "main film" was announced.
Like someone said earlier, this Olympus film was supposed to come out next year but then they wanted to get it out there to steal the thunder on Emmerich's White House Down or whatever it is called. You only have to look at the laughable CGI in the first trailer, or the overall tv:ish quality. It's like Hollywood is playing The Asylum with a straight face.

zVxTeflon
Jul 18, 2004

"The apocalyptic scenario in Beverly Hills Chihuahua is what happens if AirBud goes too far"



Why did the garbage trucks have to blow up their own tires?

TerminalSaint
Apr 20, 2007

<3 + TS = BFF

Probably to prevent them being pushed out of the way. You know, since garbage trucks are so light and easily moved as long as the tires are intact.

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Rageaholic Monkey
May 31, 2005

the sea was angry that day, my friends



Gonz posted:

It's like 24.

On HGH.

Basically my reaction. I wasn't excited for this at all, but I got free passes to see an advanced screening on Thursday night, and that clip makes it seem like it should be pretty entertaining. So now I'm kind of hopeful that it won't outright suck. Even if it does, who the gently caress cares? It's free

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