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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Habemus Papam, who shall be the new pope?
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Revolver-Ace
Jul 10, 2007


 The Pope is gone, long live the new pope!
Who shall be his follower?



Tread carefuly, we are in the empire building business now!

edited for better picture hosting.

Revolver-Ace fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2013 around 11:51

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Cardinal Ximenez
Oct 25, 2008

The 'X' is a voiceless velar fricative.


 Your image is broken; it is linking to the page rather than the image.

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Benchmark
Jun 27, 2004



 Bloody hell. Now i have to put up with the Aussie media spruiking George Pell as the next pope every single day.

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Revolver-Ace
Jul 10, 2007

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d3c1
Feb 3, 2013

by Y Kant Ozma Post

Revolver-Ace posted:



everyone who works with cbs gets one shot at being pope

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Reene
Aug 26, 2005

... "Happy?" What is this strange, unsad emotion of which you speak?

ETA:

Reene fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2013 around 12:08

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root beer
Nov 6, 2007

yup


 at least we got ourselves a proper italian this time
# ? Feb 11, 2013 12:09
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GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005



 If you like, you can lay a bet on the outcome of this through the website of the Irish bookmakers "Paddy Power".

Few thing incite both the wrath of the PC brigade and God at the same time, but this is one: Ireland's Archbishop is probably drafting a memo even now to deal with inevitable wave of awkward confessional questions.

Personally, I think it's a dead head between Father Jack and that nice young Space Crocodile.

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Bolivar
Aug 20, 2011



 edit: wrong thread, carry on...

Bolivar fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2013 around 12:20

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AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

Revolver-Ace posted:



#Sinning

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Sashimi
Dec 26, 2008

Revolver-Ace posted:


Sad thing is he wouldn't even be the most sinful pope, not by a huge margin.

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M for Mushroom
Jan 1, 2006

new york london paris munich

 He's been playing the long game
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XyZeR
Apr 22, 2006
Polygon Tamer


Bunga Bunga party at the Vatican, comming soon.

Edit: typo

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011



 I'm having trouble believing you goons think there is anyone better than the one and only:
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Revolver-Ace
Jul 10, 2007

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Theglavwen
Jun 10, 2006

Frankly, I don't know anyone who likes Chinese Bronzes, but I have one of the finest collections in the country.

 I was going to fix this up properly, but once I saw it, it struck me as kind of hilarious in its own right.



Imagine the size of the hat

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Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!



 The smug bastard's just waiting for the phone to ring.
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Revolver-Ace
Jul 10, 2007

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Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

Theglavwen posted:



Revolver-Ace posted:



You mix these two together, and you'll ensure that the new pope won't suffer from any sort of kitten-loss..

"Only a CARPATHIAN would come back, now, and choose the Vatican."

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Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

RRRRR...


 Quick and dirty.
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bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me

XyZeR posted:


Bunga Bunga party at the Vatican, comming soon.

Edit: typo

If he is Pope imagine all the different miniature cathedrals we can throw at his face?

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Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Waffle! posted:

The smug bastard's just waiting for the phone to ring.



You're excommunicated.

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Moskau
Feb 17, 2011

Paul III Esq.

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Mulefisk
Sep 24, 2007

I am angry.
ANGRY ABOUT CITIES

Reene posted:



ETA:



These are both equally horrifying.

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Sperg Some More
Nov 11, 2012

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milktwice
Feb 15, 2012
I've got a thing for Nicolas Cage at the moment.

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WMain00
Oct 7, 2008

You can't cut back posting! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!

Sorry. Sort of obvious choice is obvious.

(Also, holy crap that's a huge image of Jeremy Irons )

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Saigyouji
Aug 26, 2011

Would you die for me please...?

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onionmaster
Oct 10, 2012

Dave Mustaine has certainly got the fundie views, crackpot theories and self-righteousness to qualify him for the job.

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Ben, buddy, it's a wonderful day to go web slinging!

Sashimi posted:

Sad thing is he wouldn't even be the most sinful pope, not by a huge margin.

He'd actually probably be a more progressive Pope and do better for the world.

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Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!

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az jan jananam
Sep 6, 2011

"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."-Rumi

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WendigoJohnson
Sep 4, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!

 THE TIME IS NOW,ELECT SPACE POPE!
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Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Who's ready for communion wafers?

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TheSoundNinja
May 18, 2012

Aphtonites posted:



Am I the only one to hear "Do you know how I found my faith? [Insert crazy story here]." when looking at this?

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oscarthewilde
May 16, 2012

root beer posted:

at least we got ourselves a proper italian this time



I have a feeling vanity might be his favourite sin.

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Sakarja
Oct 19, 2003

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

Capitalism is the problem. Anarchism is the answer. Join an anarchist union today!

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