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Hydrocodone
Sep 26, 2007

Simon says...


Cardinals, I suggest a new tack for the Catholic church. I've prepared a couple of options for your perusal.



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JoelJoel
Nov 4, 2011

NCR Elitist!




Switch from Benedict to Deviled?

Astrolite
Jun 29, 2005

Ero Ninja Gundam!



Figure we can just cut out the middle man

irtaco
Jun 3, 2011


TheSoundNinja posted:

Am I the only one to hear "Do you know how I found my faith? [Insert crazy story here]." when looking at this?

Well, now I can't un-hear it. Does that count?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?
fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES


Let's be honest, we only have one choice:

JoelJoel
Nov 4, 2011

NCR Elitist!


A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Let's be honest, we only have one choice:



Uhhh, I can think of at least one problem with that one...

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

JoelJoel posted:

Uhhh, I can think of at least one problem with that one...

We'll have to come up with someone more unorthodox...

Hydrocodone
Sep 26, 2007

Simon says...




evilcrusher2
Jan 17, 2012

I was way off. Turns out Alien vs Predator isn't about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester.


Why would you do this, if you just got a probation earlier this month for doing the exact same thing?

Joy Cox
Feb 14, 2012




You Betcha!

Bolivar
Aug 20, 2011



evilcrusher2 posted:

Why would you do this, if you just got a probation earlier this month for doing the exact same thing?

I actually find it Hilarius

9of10
Feb 15, 2008

You can't get lost in the woods, if you never go into the woods.

Hank Moody should get the chance.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

JACKASSERY!


Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

Gummi.

Killstick
Jan 17, 2010



The new pope is the same as the old one? That makes no sense.

never trust an elf
Aug 30, 2005



Bolivar posted:

I actually find it Hilarius

Pope Hilarius I

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.




Lets make this a meme.

Tempus Fugit
Jan 31, 2008

Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues

Only one option, as I see it -

Comedy Jew
May 30, 2003
i managed to have my account for 3 full years before getting banned.

Ego te absolvo...though in a darwinian sense, this is only a means by which I ensure the survival of like minded members of my ingroup, because it would not serve me or my kin well if I kept damning to hell all those around me who broke some arbitrary set of rules set up by a jewish carpenter in the first century....

Eb
May 6, 2003


Rizzo Crackers
Oct 11, 2009

Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to keep on my toes.


Introducing the P-800.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Well done, Hopkins!


I nomine Patris, I am loving this thread.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


Rizzo Crackers posted:

Introducing the P-800.



I do not think he would work since he is obsessed with finding a teenage boy, or that makes him perfect for the job

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



milktwice posted:


I've got a thing for Nicolas Cage at the moment.

It sort of happens in the beginning of Face Off where Cage is wearing the priest disguise.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

Yes join me


etalian posted:

It sort of happens in the beginning of Face Off where Cage is wearing the priest disguise.

All hail Pope Cage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_WPZWfp_iM

Daimo
Sep 14, 2007



WMain00 posted:



Sorry. Sort of obvious choice is obvious.

(Also, holy crap that's a huge image of Jeremy Irons )

He stayed at my hotel while filming Henry IV. I took him his breakfast and served it to him while he was only wearing a towel around his waist. Awkward but pretty cool.

e: Also John Hurt said goodnight to me

Daimo fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2013 around 20:51

Cooper Green
May 31, 2012

Lying Bastard


No one will question the loyalty of Pope Succubus I

Aphtonites
Dec 25, 2012


Rizzo Crackers posted:

Introducing the P-800.



call to god
call to god now
i know this hurts

Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008


"OK, New Commandment: Don't loving diddle children or let other people diddle children and just as important as that is if you know someone diddled children don't hide the fact from everyone and continue to employ them -to work around children."


edit. gently caress.

Sandpuppy posted:



Who's ready for communion wafers?

A GLISTENING HODOR
Aug 8, 2009

lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?
fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES


Very Strange Things posted:

"OK, New Commandment: Don't loving diddle children or let other people diddle children and just as important as that is if you know someone diddled children don't hide the fact from everyone and continue to employ them -to work around children."


We're talking about the pope, not the coaches at Penn State.

I Own Soulz
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!



Criminally stylish
Dec 12, 2010

It's totally fine if you want to ride my disco-stick.


Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009


Heh.. Sheeple



Edit: Didn't see Useless Shotgun's pic oh well

OwlBot 2000 fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2013 around 21:15

KracKiwi
Mar 29, 2002

well excuse me, princess!


Rizzo Crackers posted:

Introducing the P-800.



MeccaPrime
May 11, 2010



Not sure who the next Pope is going to be (not for me to decide), but I heard that Benedict XVI resigned because an opportunity to be anointed Pope Weedlord Bonerhitler II just opened up.

Very Strange Things
May 21, 2008


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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!




The Holy Trinity of Blood, poo poo, and Fears.

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