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Oldstench: Jun 29, 2007; "Was there anything about the mission that hasn't gone as well as you hoped?"

"No."

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wezyap: Jul 29, 2005; A sexually satisfied ninja is less likely to try to kill you.

I think my brain just farted

Pope Jones the first

Pope Magne the burnedout one

Pope Laden the magnificent

Pope Siv the evil one

Pope zlathor the kind-hearted

wezyap fucked around with this message at Feb 11, 2013 around 22:25

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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Very Strange Things posted:

Heh...Poprah.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:36

prophet45: Aug 26, 2008

Magne already has some experience in the theocratic rulership gig, go him!

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:37

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

Godholio posted:

Heh...Poprah.

Salvation is found right under your chair.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:38

bunnybean: Mar 31, 2010; Can't post for 3 days!

We could really help him earn a lot of freckles.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:40

Arvannies: Apr 13, 2005

Wait, didn't we already have Pope Palpatine?

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:40

Sono: Apr 9, 2008

JoelJoel posted:

Uhhh, I can think of at least one problem with that one...

Yeah, Putin would never wear that much clothing.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:40

GameboyRMH: May 2, 2010

The only right man for the job.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:45

gizmojumpjet: Feb 21, 2006; Opposed to bears.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:51

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

WendigoJohnson posted:

THE TIME IS NOW,ELECT SPACE POPE!

David Icke's right! We need space lizard pope now more than ever!

# ? Feb 11, 2013 22:54

Ssthalar: Sep 16, 2007

gizmojumpjet posted:

Who promoted Doctor Zoidberg to Pope?

# ? Feb 11, 2013 23:02

this one guy: Mar 15, 2006; Beneath Apple ProDOS
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Long live the Apostolic BishopRick

# ? Feb 11, 2013 23:22

etalian: Mar 20, 2006

this one guy posted:

Long live the Apostolic BishopRick

Would also fit into the job really good due to his prior experience and constant meltdowns.

# ? Feb 11, 2013 23:25

az jan jananam: Sep 6, 2011; _{"Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing, there is a field. I will meet you there."-Rumi}

Give me that sweet opiate of the masses!

# ? Feb 12, 2013 01:41

I: Aug 4, 2006; by Y Kant Ozma Post

Aphtonites posted:

"Wanna know how I got these stigmata?"

# ? Feb 12, 2013 01:46

Stan Mr J: Nov 10, 2008

herp

# ? Feb 12, 2013 01:51

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

this one guy posted:

Long live the Apostolic BishopRick

I think you mean Bisphorick.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 02:05

el burbo: Oct 10, 2012; Yeah, I noticed.

And don't be such a cheap gay guy. Buy yourself the plat upgrade so people can PM you. If you're a stack short hit up Olives III. He sounds like he can spare .

Hail the Emperor!

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Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

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bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Yes join me

Sir Nose posted:

I see their views on women have just improved.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 02:22

KlavoHunter: Aug 3, 2006; "Intelligence indicates that our enemy is using giant cathedral ships. Research divison reports that we can adapt this technology for our use. Begin researching giant cathedral ships immediately."

These are all fantastic. Somebody please do Joe Kucan.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 02:26

StrifeHira: Nov 7, 2012; Joyeux anniversaire, profitez de votre lesbienne.

Friend mentioned it and I couldn't resist.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 02:56

Petit Gregory: Feb 13, 2012; Une larme de gin, une riviere de tonic, et ensuite, la p'tite victime.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 02:58

DasReich: Mar 5, 2010

el burbo posted:

Hail the Emperor!

He really doesn't look that different.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 03:01

Slightly Used Cake: Oct 21, 2010

bunnybean posted:

We could really help him earn a lot of freckles.

Actually, I would totally go back to church if this happened. He could tell us about Heaven, and ho it was like that village in Mexico...

# ? Feb 12, 2013 03:10

zandert33: Sep 20, 2002

Not a Photoshop, but I'd vote for Michael Ian Black:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=622781543647

# ? Feb 12, 2013 03:17

gizmojumpjet: Feb 21, 2006; Opposed to bears.

KlavoHunter posted:

These are all fantastic. Somebody please do Joe Kucan.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 03:27

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010

Petit Gregory posted:

A papess I could get behind.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 04:22

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; We'll always have our memories won't we? Those special memories that I�ll always treasure. You, writhing from the jellyfish sting, me, urinating on the wound.

Godholio posted:

Heh...Poprah.

And you get an indulgence, and you get an indulgence, and you get an indulgence!

# ? Feb 12, 2013 04:34

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; MONTANA
CATDRUG
CARTEL

Sperg Some More posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

What do you mean you forgot the communion nuggets?

Despite the low effort and probation, I still laughed a hearty laugh.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 04:48

batmansdrawers: Jan 1, 2006; Y-Y-Y-Yoda

The Dude abides.

White Russians and bowling every Sunday.
gently caress it - every day.

# ? Feb 12, 2013 04:57

an00bis: Oct 17, 2002

anytime

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# ? Feb 12, 2013 04:58

red plastic cup: Apr 25, 2012; WARNING: Contents may contain alcohol.

Brothers, this is a glorious day for mutants everywhere.

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Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

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Great Horny Toads!: Apr 25, 2012

KracKiwi posted:

Pope John V, eh? That's wicked, but Pope-rah is just so catchy. Also, I imagine Joker pope just giving the scars line and showing us his bitchin' stigmata.

e: Cap'n Jack Spare-Pope. vvvv

Great Horny Toads! fucked around with this message at Feb 12, 2013 around 17:18

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