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A Terrible Person: Jan 8, 2012; I AM A SELFISH, RETARDED DIPSHIT WHO WANTS TO TAKE HIS OWN LIFE. YOU SHOULD ENCOURAGE ME TO DO SO AT THE FIRST OPPORTUNITY.

Sir Nose posted:

The Pope is usually ranked lower than Jesus in the hierarchy, even His/Her/Its future incarnations. Get your theology straight!

# ? Feb 16, 2013 01:13

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# ? May 24, 2013 13:49

Requested_Username: Nov 27, 2007; Fuck you, got Midas

Sir Nose posted:

SMITE, SMITE, SUH-MITE.

# ? Feb 16, 2013 01:50

Ochn0e: Sep 2, 2012

Pope Paul VII

Sorry I just had to do this.

# ? Feb 16, 2013 13:28

I Own Soulz: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Jeffschmo posted:

The movie Eurotrip.It's pretty good imo.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0356150/

Alternatively, Cooper Harris for pope.

"We don't need no water, let this motherfucker burn!"

# ? Feb 16, 2013 14:39

Miftan: Mar 31, 2012

A Terrible Person posted:

The Pope is usually ranked lower than Jesus in the hierarchy, even His/Her/Its future incarnations. Get your theology straight!

What does that have to do with a picture of the anti-christ in Pope clothes?

# ? Feb 16, 2013 16:15

Cymbal Monkey: Apr 16, 2009; Can't post for 16 days!

Hydrocodone posted:

This is the only acceptable answer.

# ? Feb 16, 2013 22:38

vyst: Aug 25, 2009; Hoegaarden and Friendship.

This av/title brought to you by Vyst complaining about his old avatar.

I Own Soulz posted:

Alternatively, Cooper Harris for pope.

"We don't need no water, let this motherfucker burn!"

Tim had to sew his wild oats before going to Afghanistan.

# ? Feb 17, 2013 03:08

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

+++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEW POPE ANNOUNCED +++ SINNING HAS DROPPED BY 98,9% +++

# ? Feb 17, 2013 18:24

NTT: Nov 14, 2011; TIME TO END
THIS SO THE
FANS CANS STOP
COMPLAINING
LIKE LITTLE CRY
BABY BITCHES

I am the dogma.

# ? Feb 17, 2013 22:02

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

The new leader of the gang....

# ? Feb 17, 2013 22:22

pope archibald: Jun 20, 2006; DABS ALL DAY

Nighthand posted:

Could someone crop this down to avatar size for me? It's about high time I purchase an avatar!

# ? Feb 21, 2013 03:33

h_double: Jul 27, 2001

pope archibald posted:

Could someone crop this down to avatar size for me? It's about high time I purchase an avatar!

# ? Feb 21, 2013 18:19

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; ...identity dicks?

Sir Nose posted:

And i was like REPENT REPENT REPENT!

E: drat, beaten like a hitchhiker.

# ? Feb 21, 2013 18:21

pope archibald: Jun 20, 2006; DABS ALL DAY

h_double posted:

Thank you goon sir

# ? Feb 21, 2013 21:49

Badonkadonk Suh: Jul 26, 2003; Damas y caballeros, su campeon, el icono, una fuerza bruta encima de cualquier otro, la Casa de Lanzas, Nddaaamuukkoonngg Suuuuhhhhhhhh!

mcbexx posted:

+++ NEWSFLASH +++ NEW POPE ANNOUNCED +++ SINNING HAS DROPPED BY 98,9% +++

I come to spread the word of the LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!

# ? Feb 22, 2013 17:37

slidebite: Nov 6, 2005; Happiness is a tight butt and flat tummy. I have neither but yours looks awesome BTW do you have any beer?

batmansdrawers posted:

The Dude abides.

White Russians and bowling every Sunday.
gently caress it - every day.

I laughed too much at this

# ? Feb 22, 2013 19:31

Miss Kalle: Jan 4, 2013; AIR HUG!

# ? Feb 23, 2013 02:29

Doctor Factical: Jul 8, 2011

Pope poop?

NSFW

Doctor Factical fucked around with this message at Feb 23, 2013 around 08:19

# ? Feb 23, 2013 03:15

Elbonio: Dec 20, 2006; "EEETAAALAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

er.... sure okay.

Maybe wanna NSFW and link that there, son?

Or, y'know - not post it.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 03:26

Great Horny Toads!: Apr 25, 2012

The Dude looks like a cross between Charles Manson and that creepy Burger King mascot. At least, with that expression he does.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 03:49

iceslice: May 20, 2005

Palpatine MD posted:

This is amazing.

Welcome to the most powerful man of the cloth... in the world.

Some say his followers touch young boys,
Or that he himself would NEVER use contraception.

He is not the Stig, but the Stig's Catholic cousin!

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:11

Bieeardo: Aug 21, 2000; Someone bold, someone blue, someone borrowed, someone new...

Miss Kalle posted:

Holy Ghost, Coast to Coast.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 04:59

Doctor Factical: Jul 8, 2011

Elbonio posted:

er.... sure okay.

Maybe wanna NSFW and link that there, son?

Or, y'know - not post it.

Done.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 08:20

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Is poop NWS now?

# ? Feb 23, 2013 15:59

McCloud24: May 23, 2008; You call yourself a knight; what is that?

Godholio posted:

Is poop NWS now?

From the fact that he actually NWS'd it I can only assume that it's real poop, and therefore, I certainly hope it's considered NWS.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 16:53

arhra: Jun 27, 2006

C3-PO-P3:

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:22

The Space Pope: Apr 23, 2010

I'll do it.

# ? Feb 23, 2013 21:37

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

Miss Kalle posted:

Aaaah, I'm drowning in sweet meat juices! Help me! Someone throw me down some biscuits or host wafers, or something!

# ? Feb 24, 2013 02:33

A GLISTENING HODOR: Aug 8, 2009; lemoncakes?
lemoncakes?fucking lemoncakes?
stop POSTING about FUCKING LEMONCAKES

Godholio posted:

Is poop NWS now?

Unless you're a nurse or a septic tank... thinger, I'm pretty sure your boss would ask you why you're looking at big moist turds on the company dime.

# ? Mar 1, 2013 23:52

Paper Jam Dipper: Jul 14, 2007; "Hey you want some cheese and crackers buddy?"

The Space Pope posted:

I'll do it.

HEY EVERYBODY SPACE POPE JUST SAID HE'LL DO IT.

# ? Mar 2, 2013 03:27

GuestBob: Nov 27, 2005

The Space Pope posted:

I'll do it.

Non sibi, sed forum.

# ? Mar 2, 2013 03:34

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; tighten up tone down tuen thuen

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Unless you're a nurse or a septic tank... thinger, I'm pretty sure your boss would ask you why you're looking at big moist turds on the company dime.

If your boss cares that much, you should probably not be in a photoshop thread at all. I just thought poop was an odd choice to nws, since it's been in avatars for years and whatnot.

# ? Mar 4, 2013 02:01

Scyantific: Feb 13, 2011

arhra posted:

C3-PO-P3:

"I have six million ways of speaking in tounges"

# ? Mar 5, 2013 08:12

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Godholio posted:

If your boss cares that much, you should probably not be in a photoshop thread at all. I just thought poop was an odd choice to nws, since it's been in avatars for years and whatnot.

I always make it a point to ask about their 'looking at poop online during work hours' policy at the end of a job interview, just in case.

Yes, I am unemployed, why?

# ? Mar 5, 2013 13:54